Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Some teenage boy (with his friends) suddenly shouted really loudly in my face while passing me by so I would be surprised. I was of course. so much so that I jumped. And then laughed. Afterwards my husband said it was disgusting to do such a thing. I said I just lolled. Then I realized: fuck, he thinks I'm old and easily surprised. lolol

People who only put as much paper as they need to print their own 1-page document into the empty printer, when a full ream is available, are disgusting savages.

WTF. I never heard of this or experienced this!

The students do it all the time.

That explains it. I was never in university long enough to experience this. lol

Computer companies who manufacture PCs and install proprietary monitor outputs rather than standard VGA or DVI sockets are disgusting savages. FUCK YOU DELL

HI DERE APPLE

also, from the brouhaha on the Mad Men thread, please add The New York Times for criticising Christina Hendricks's weight.

lady i saw on a bus last month clipping her nails and letting the clippings just fly

People who spent Australia Day:
- draped in the flag, shirtless, shouting "oi oi oi" and being pissed
- saying "love australia or fuck off and leave"
- wearing southern cross tattoos and turning that once-proud Eureka symbol into a fuckin racist bilespew

*&%^$%$#

people who shout "sit down" when you are standing up at a rock and roll show

I used to wait tables with another ILXor and crop dusting annoying tables was kind of a hobby of some of our coworkers.

The students do it all the time.

Maybe they are cunningly encouraging people to think more carefully about whether they need to print stuff.

Disgusting savages, a list:

1. drivers
2. pedestrians
3. people who use public transportation

fucking "bike people" are worse than all of them imo

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.

― DavidM, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 7:25 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

and always on the on-beat.

people who sing the national anthem at sports games for

1. singing the national anthem (patriots are DS)
2. singing out of time, and too fast, ending up far ahead of the band on the pitch

ppl who order cappuccinos "with nothing sprinkled on it"

every single person in any way affiliated with TV3's Xposé is guilty of heinous crimes against human decency and should be killed immediately imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epdq6QOybVY

- "baristas" serving your coffee in a pint glass. what the fuck?

i like this "barista's" style

deficit hawks

dutch librarians

manufacturers of marble

administrative assistants

books

bird diapers

post contradictions that commence with or consist entirely of 'erm'.

uh, i think you mean post beginning with "uh"

erm no i didn't, but uh is terrible also.

fucking "bike people" are worse than all of them imo

― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 6:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

shit yeah whiney

fukken bike people

this is what should happen to all of them

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ro2qed.jpg

heavens

/The students do it all the time./

Maybe they are cunningly encouraging people to think more carefully about whether they need to print stuff.

Haha, no: I put up signs detailing how many reams make a tree and how many trees each cluster consumes a year - these are not enviromentalists.

They're disgusting savages.

Anyone onboard any city bus, with those eating sunflower seeds and spitting them onto the flower being the most disgusting savages of the lot.

While we're at it, people who sit in the aisle seat on an even moderately full bus/train. I constantly fantasize about kicking these subhumans to death.

Spitting them onto the FLOOR. Disgusting. xpost

I put up signs detailing how many reams make a tree and how many trees each cluster consumes a year

Nick, I am going to rip off this idea something chronic (wasted paper is endemic in our student PC clusters).

On a related note: people who eat a full KFC meal in the above clusters and then stuff the greasy box and bone matter into the paper recycling bins are, imo, the most disgusting savages of them all.

While we're at it, people who sit in the aisle seat on an even moderately full bus/train. I constantly fantasize about kicking these subhumans to death.

Feeling this one.

On a positive note, now I know who did that "shake shake" song that I like.

Bloggers

aisle seat sitters are scum - tbh I'd often rather stand than go through the harrumphing, muttering and bag-wrestling that accompanies a polite request to use the "spare" seat.

^^ true dat, most people who request aisle seating are disgusting savages throughout my interactions with them

yeah yeah KBP, "in response to" then. I know yr shopping bags need that seat more than me, or an oap, or a pregnant woman, or someone on crutches.

The worst are OAPs who sit in aisle seats. "Can I sit in that seat please?" "I'M AN OAP!!!!!!" they screech. Fucking harpies.

further savages: bus drivers who see you running to get onto the bus and then close the doors and pull away as you reach the entrance. When I am rich enough to buy a rocket propelled grenade launcher, or Predator style minigun, they will be the first target acquired.

People in the workplace who, evidently incapable of using a loo brush, leave the porcelain spattered with cack.
Equally, people who use a loo brush while the main body of cack is still in the water, resulting in a loo brush heavily festooned with a papier mache-like crust of shitty bog roll.

people who shout "sit down" when you are standing up at a rock and roll show

― guammls (QE II), 26 January 2010 23:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark

if it's a seated gig, then savages OTM

anyone involved with TV3 full stop.

aisle seat on the bus is legit if its mild out and you don't want to be next to the heater which is stupidly on on the left side (this only applies to some london double deckers)

City dwellers

Country folk

suburbanites

People who text in the movies are the new people who talk in movies who were the new people who torture babies

otm - when the ghastly glow of a mobile phone lights up my peripheral vision during a film I wish I'd brought my strangling gloves with me.