Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

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take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The Swiss.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

dammit dan stop tempting me to use urban dictionary at work

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

crop dusting = walking up to someone, stealth-farting, and walking away

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

mostly disgusting savage, kinda lol

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument

^^

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

xp hahah wow that is a thing that happens??

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

s.b.d.

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

not only is that a thing that happens, it is a thing one of my coworkers would do 24/7 if he could fart at will

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds truly like a disgusting savage to me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

every time he walks by and engages you in small talk, it's a signal to immediately leave and grab a cup of coffee because your cube will be uninhabitable for a minute or two

fucking awful, unless he does it to someone else in which case it's kind of hilarious

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

That's horrible, is it a hilarious prank or because there is something wrong with him that he can't stand still for 3 minutes w/o it happening?

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It's because it's a hilarious prank. This is the same dude who likes to go into the bathroom and shout "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BLUMPKIN?" at the guys in the stalls.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, disgusting savage status assured!

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Do we have an "annoying coworkers who you find entertaining despite yourself" thread?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

There should be! I have worked with two different creepy guys who attempted to charm ladies 40 years their junior with hands on the shoulder and long dull anecdotes, but with the power of my magical ugly ray both of them have ignored me studiously and visibly panicked whenever I said hi to them, i.e. I got to find them sad and funny instead of actively disturbing like all the other female staff did

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

People who discard chewing gum anywhere but wrapped up in a bin are filthy disgusting savages imo

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

you passive aggressive turd

yakko warner (cankles), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

People who discard chewing gum anything anywhere but wrapped up in a bin the most appropriate containment unit are filthy disgusting savages imo

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Well yeah but chewing gum is fucking horrible

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

could've just cut to the chase and struck out everything from who to unit but where's the fun

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

this is because, in the end, there really isn't shit to do with guns other than shoot people with them. i bought one about 12 years ago, and found it pretty boring to have. i took it out a few times to shoot it and even that was a little boring. i ended up selling it pretty soon after.

richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

you heard it here first: guns r boring

richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

related: people who don't have their money ready when they get on the bus; people who only begin to root around for their wallet when the cashier tells them the total.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.

DavidM, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

people who abuse strikethrough tags

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I strikethrpugh YOU, D@n P3rry.

_people who abuse strikethrough tags

HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:30 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink_

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

rip HI DERE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

struck through, just like that, in his prime

goole, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.

oh lord yes.

Disgusting savages, a list:

1. drivers
2. pedestrians
3. people who use public transportation

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

4. people who never leave the house

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

>>>>>#3<<<<<

people on public transport are just animals. and although i would never dare generalize about this, of course, in my experience it just so happens that public transport users of the female variety have been particularly guilty of disgusting savagery.

aarrissi-a-roni, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

people who stand in front of the condiment station at coffee shops, tasting their coffee after each time they put a little of something new in it.

richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Disgusting savages, a list:

1. drivers
2. pedestrians
3. people who use public transportation

hahaha this is so OTM

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Computer companies who manufacture PCs and install proprietary monitor outputs rather than standard VGA or DVI sockets are disgusting savages. FUCK YOU DELL

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

People who rush onto elevators without waiting for anyone to get off are the most disgusting savages. People who get off elevators and linger so the doors shut before anyone can get on are the second most disgusting savages.

what of the fuck you talkie bout (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 8 May 2023 21:44 (eleven months ago) link

noted

rob, Monday, 8 May 2023 23:08 (eleven months ago) link


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