Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

DONE AND DONE

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

disgusting savages

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

Project managers

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

tramps

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

the public sector

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

Yes, intrigued.

http://www.encore.at/cavell/north%20by%20northwest/plane.jpg

Sneezing and coughing on people?

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:58 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

The Swiss.

dammit dan stop tempting me to use urban dictionary at work

lol

crop dusting = walking up to someone, stealth-farting, and walking away

mostly disgusting savage, kinda lol

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument

^^

xp hahah wow that is a thing that happens??

s.b.d.

not only is that a thing that happens, it is a thing one of my coworkers would do 24/7 if he could fart at will

sounds truly like a disgusting savage to me

every time he walks by and engages you in small talk, it's a signal to immediately leave and grab a cup of coffee because your cube will be uninhabitable for a minute or two

fucking awful, unless he does it to someone else in which case it's kind of hilarious

That's horrible, is it a hilarious prank or because there is something wrong with him that he can't stand still for 3 minutes w/o it happening?

It's because it's a hilarious prank. This is the same dude who likes to go into the bathroom and shout "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BLUMPKIN?" at the guys in the stalls.

OK, disgusting savage status assured!

Do we have an "annoying coworkers who you find entertaining despite yourself" thread?

There should be! I have worked with two different creepy guys who attempted to charm ladies 40 years their junior with hands on the shoulder and long dull anecdotes, but with the power of my magical ugly ray both of them have ignored me studiously and visibly panicked whenever I said hi to them, i.e. I got to find them sad and funny instead of actively disturbing like all the other female staff did

People who discard chewing gum anywhere but wrapped up in a bin are filthy disgusting savages imo

gross

like English people making "duck a la orange" with undiluted orange squash in the 70s.

yes it shd be made with the sticky discs you extract from jaffa cakes

I'd eat it. and the laughing cow curry.

worst thing I've ever eaten was a microwaved burger from a stall in a bus station in prague. the meat was of the grade-f variety you got in school canteens in the 80s and had a distinctive taste of body odour, the bun was in parts soggy and in parts chewy and stale, the lettuce was warm, the mayonnaise was see-through. I still ate it.

I'm assuming the Italian-inspired McCafe in the Warsaw airport that served mostly pasta and pizza was actually fairly ingredient-authentic and I kind of regret not trying it. But.. McDonalds italian concept restaurant is still kind of a mindfuck for me

McDonald's in Guangzhou airport was a joke, I went there at 8.30am and not only did they not have breakfast, they also didn't have burgers, just chicken wings and ice cream cones. The one at Beijing airport had burgers at least, and next door was a Kenny Rodgers Roasters which only sold bad chinese food, it reminded me of one of the franchises in idiocracy or something where the function has changed but it still has the same name.

Dismayed by seeing people joking about killing youtuber's pets. One was an old lady who was very upset about it.

One of my favorite models made a video about her son dying in her arms and 18 people downvoted it.

And people who send sex worker's nude/sex photos to their families are lousy too.

Someone in my building insists on propping up unclaimed post *vertically* on a high shelf so that you have to both crane your neck and turn your head sideways to read the name on it to see if it's new or the same post that was previously placed horizontally. There's a lot of NHS correspondance at the moment for people no longer at the address so y'know I do keep checking them. The absolute fuck is wrong with people?

Of course this seems far too petty to say something about but with my residual vertigo it's unpleasantly dizzy making.

Alexander Darwall, a City fund manager, and his wife, Diana

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jun/13/national-park-authority-defends-wild-camping-rights-on-dartmoor

People that force you to be the middle man in a Convo. Not work but friends.

Don't tell me to ask somebody something and ask me to report back. Join our damn conversation!

Fuck the guy who invented the coaxial cable barrel connector.

Can’t ctrl-f on zing but have “adults who blow bubbles with their gum in public” been mentioned in here?

People who participate in or promote "crowd killing" at hardcore shows (or worse, other shows).

I guess also metalcore shows.

Like I feel like promoters who even suggest crowd killing is welcome at their shows should be charged if people get hurt

Can’t ctrl-f on zing but have “adults who blow bubbles with their gum in public” been mentioned in here?

Bubble blowing isn't nearly as bad as grown ass adults who loudly snap and pop their gum in an open office environment, definitely disgusting savages.

what is crowd killing?

Intentionally beating people in the audience, willing or not. Careening into them, punching, kicking. Apparently moshing isn't extreme enough anymore

used to call it "slam dancing"

There used to be this giant guy at every metal gig I went to - like 6ft 5, built like a wombat - and any time anyone got remotely out of line, he'd appear and essentially bounce them out of the pit, making it abundantly clear more was coming if they didn't chill out. He was a (big, fuck off) guardian angel.

I love those dudes

savages are the dudes that stand at the edge of the pit, shoving people with both hands, but don't actually get into the pit themselves

are we really calling people "savages" in 2023?

Yes

noted