Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (six years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (six years ago) Permalink

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (six years ago) Permalink

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (six years ago) Permalink

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (six years ago) Permalink

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (six years ago) Permalink

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (six years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (six years ago) Permalink

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (six years ago) Permalink

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (six years ago) Permalink

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (six years ago) Permalink

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (six years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (six years ago) Permalink

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (six years ago) Permalink

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (six years ago) Permalink

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (six years ago) Permalink

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (six years ago) Permalink

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (six years ago) Permalink

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (six years ago) Permalink

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (six years ago) Permalink

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (six years ago) Permalink

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (six years ago) Permalink

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (six years ago) Permalink

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (six years ago) Permalink

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (six years ago) Permalink

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (six years ago) Permalink

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (six years ago) Permalink

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (six years ago) Permalink

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (six years ago) Permalink

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (six years ago) Permalink

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (six years ago) Permalink

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (six years ago) Permalink

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (six years ago) Permalink

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (six years ago) Permalink

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (six years ago) Permalink

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:58 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (six years ago) Permalink

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:20 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (six years ago) Permalink

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah unreg i don't get it. i only remember to do it occasionally but if your winter precip is in the form of ice it saves you a few minutes in the AM digging your wipers out. you can just scrape and then put them back down.

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 February 2015 01:26 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

people who have the Sld spice jingle as an alert tone on their phone

brimstead, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:34 (one year ago) Permalink

Old Spice

brimstead, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:34 (one year ago) Permalink

Agreed

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:36 (one year ago) Permalink

brimstead, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:42 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

I hate that guy so, so much.

fields of salmon, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:44 (one year ago) Permalink

yep

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:50 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight

http://nyti.ms/1FpAM5R

mookieproof, Monday, 21 September 2015 16:56 (eleven months ago) Permalink

jfc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:26 (eleven months ago) Permalink

it will fund much needed research of business jets

rip van wanko, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:28 (eleven months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

businessmen who have loud conversations/phonecalls at urinals in public/office restrooms: who the fuck are these people and what universe do they live in

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (seven months ago) Permalink

my office shares a restroom with another office whose entire male staff apparently feels the need to urinate in pairs and make extremely loud small talk while doing so. are they a cult?

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:00 (seven months ago) Permalink

there's several guys at my office who will converse with anybody at the urinal. i am not one of these guys, but they engage me (and everybody else) anyway. this world is so corrupt.

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:02 (seven months ago) Permalink

I'll talk and piss idgaf

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 21:55 (seven months ago) Permalink

Just turn and start talking to them, piss on their shoes

After the first three or four times they'll stop

stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 January 2016 06:23 (seven months ago) Permalink

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:06 (seven months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

An overheard conversation reveals that the six, possibly seven people (I've lost count) living in the apartment below mine are sharing a single towel.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:40 (six months ago) Permalink

Oh man, enjoy the MRSA.

how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:44 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

people who make phone calls from public restrooms while actively engaged in the evacuation of waste

art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:22 (six months ago) Permalink

we are living in a society here ppl there are rules

art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:22 (six months ago) Permalink

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fixated imo

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:20 (six months ago) Permalink

ppl who don't know how to ride the bus

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:35 (six months ago) Permalink

on a similar tip, ppl who don't wait for passengers to exit BART trains before barging in

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:38 (six months ago) Permalink

all part of the same thing

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:42 (six months ago) Permalink

xps these things just keep happening what is happening to my life

art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:57 (six months ago) Permalink

the phone call one was new to me until today and it just derailed everything

art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:57 (six months ago) Permalink

People who turn up at the beginning of a meeting to announce they'll be late because they have to go make food, and who then return 20 minutes later with that food and munch throughout. Compounded by them bringing in with that food their own choice of seat, which is not a seat at all but an exercise ball that they gently bounce upon while doing their munching.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (six months ago) Permalink

Throw in "eating a microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal" and they're the worst possible human being

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:14 (six months ago) Permalink

you have weird meetings

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 February 2016 00:14 (six months ago) Permalink

microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal

*shudder*

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 19 February 2016 06:01 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

people who do this shit on The Onion's facebook

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:02 (three months ago) Permalink

drivers who move to the right lane about half a mile before reaching their exit and tailgate whatever cars they encounter in that lane because they can't bear to go less than 80 mph for the last 30 seconds before they get off the highway

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 21:58 (three months ago) Permalink

That, and the ones who do the same thing when there's a split ahead and the slower drivers kinda hafta to get in the left lane.

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:23 (three months ago) Permalink

People who crack their knuckles

I'm watching the latest Survivor where one perp has been observed doing it multiple times

It's always done with a self-consciously nonchalant expression too

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Monday, 16 May 2016 22:34 (three months ago) Permalink

I had some KID get all huffy at me the other day during rush hour. I was on a crowded ramp merging on to another crowded ramp that was about to merge on to the highway.

The "rule of thumb" here is let one in and then keep on going. Otherwise, traffic will be backed up on the secondary ramp until 7 pm, causing jams across the city. Likewise, if the main interstate was to not allow anyone to merge, then the main ramp would remain backed up as well.

But this KID didn't want to hear about any "rules of thumb." He didn't see why he should have to give up the space in front of him to someone coming off a secondary ramp, so he kept zooming up to an inch from the bumper in front of him. Eh, I still cut him off, and he angrily points to the Yield sign in my lane.

Was he in the right? Yeah, technically. But fuck 'em. Kid needs to learn some manners. He sure as hell didn't mind taking a spot from someone giving way to mergers on the interstate.

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:37 (three months ago) Permalink

I didn't know Survivor was still on the air!

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:19 (three months ago) Permalink

people who instead of asking for an orange juice, call it a 'fresh orange'

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:58 (three months ago) Permalink

here's your glass of tropicana

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 22:05 (three months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

museum visitors

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:32 (two months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

People who make the alarming amount of Family Guy and Simpsons porn.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 09:00 (one month ago) Permalink


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