Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

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take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

The shower stall thing reminds me of something that happened to my friend his freshman year of college. He was taking a shower in the dorms (row of shower stalls with a vinyl curtain in front of each), and after he finished and was walking away his (randomly-assigned) roommate of the time stepped two-thirds of the way out of a shower stall to say, "Bye, Sean!"

a strange man (mh), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:43 (6 months ago) Permalink

Gyms and locker rooms are full of disgustingly savage behavior

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:58 (6 months ago) Permalink

the alpha and omega of this thread are still dudes who don't wash their hands after pissing or shitting.

Hunt3r, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:11 (6 months ago) Permalink

alphas don't have time for that prissy shit

j., Friday, 25 April 2014 22:26 (6 months ago) Permalink

Fred Savage

, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:42 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 9:45 AM (4 years ago)

guy next to me in the library is doing this right now

clouds, Friday, 16 May 2014 18:22 (6 months ago) Permalink

there was a possible urban legend about a social studies teacher at my middle school clipping his toenails in front of the class as the kids were doing worksheets

a strange man (mh), Friday, 16 May 2014 18:30 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

people who don't clean up their dog shit. i mean, fuck you. 100% pure selfish bullshit, you want to have a dog but you're too lazy to clean up after it. i want to track these people down and take a shit on their front porch, or start throwing my kid's diapers on their lawn

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 13:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

people who ride through quiet neighborhoods late at night on really loud motorcycles

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:45 (5 months ago) Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/23/world/europe/a-forensic-approach-to-a-sidewalk-nuisance.html?_r=0

^^^ the future of crimefighting IMO

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:47 (5 months ago) Permalink

haha

Cities have tried everything from the postal service (a Spanish mayor mailed the stuff back to dog owners) to shaming (some cities have publicized the names of offending owners) to bribery (some parks in Mexico City offered free Wi-Fi in exchange for bags of waste).

i definitely like the first option. send that shit back to them. wipe that shit on their cars, front doors, whatever.

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

before the city started rehabbing the bloomingdale trail (a disused raised-earth/concrete train track popular w/ joggers), a friend and i were walking on it and discovered an enormous pile of plastic bags filled with dog shit that someone had been systematically tossing up onto the trail instead of throwing it in the garbage. the fucking laziness of people.

clouds, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:59 (5 months ago) Permalink

oh yea i see bags of dog shit laying around almost as much as unbagged

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 18:02 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I try as hard as I can not to judge others for their actions. However I've more recently drawn up a very short list of unforgiveables:

1. People who clap on the beat (bar certain exceptions like Latin rhythms etc)
2. People who leave washing-up liquid to dry on plates and forks
3. People who assume the area code on their telephone number is automatically implied, especially if they live in London - As in: 'Yes my number is 2720362'

3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 10:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

3. This means you hate old people.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

Or people from Delaware, where there is only one area code.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:44 (3 months ago) Permalink

4. People who get tattoos of area codes that are subsequently rezoned

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:29 (3 months ago) Permalink

I worked at Pizza Hit briefly in college and corporate would send out management briefings with like, monthly buzzwords and the one in use while I worked there was STELLAR and our weird uptight mid-20s eyes on the corporate prize manager would walk around saying STELLAR like a broken freaking record.

*has thoughts about nuking society from orbit that would probably get me handcuffed and treated mercilessly and violently by law enforcement with if i were to type them out*

llano del rio (get bent), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

please do

kinder, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:44 (3 months ago) Permalink

"Wow, that's Proper Rustic!™"

clouds, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

wanted to post the italo-disco song "superustic man" but it might be too obscure even for youtube

llano del rio (get bent), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:48 (3 months ago) Permalink

lol I just called someone a disgusting savage irl after she told me she likes to eat the stuffing out of oreos

The Reverend, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:59 (3 months ago) Permalink

ya its an ilx ingrained phrase that gets me into a lot of IRL trouble

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 08:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages

thank you ilx

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, 11 August 2014 15:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

ppl who use 'ask' as a noun

mookieproof, Monday, 11 August 2014 23:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

Q

ppl who use 'ask' as a noun

What about "a heavy lift" instead of "ask." As in, "I know this is a heavy lift, but..." Someone used it on me the other day and I kind of liked it.

tobo73, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 11:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

Lift has long been used as a noun. Ask is a recent piece of jargon.

dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

from a 1781 letter by the scholar Thomas Twining (whose grandfather founded the Twinings tea empire):

“I am not so unreasonable as to desire you to take notice of all the stuff I scribble, or answer all my asks.”

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 11:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

^^^savage

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 12:44 (3 months ago) Permalink

Discuss tea savages

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

wonder how much slave labor was used by the twinings since the company was founded.

clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

It would be a big ask to find out.

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:24 (3 months ago) Permalink

Sam Lipsyte's THE ASK is really great you guys

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

otm

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:11 (3 months ago) Permalink

I judge people who say they don't like the most basic of foodstuffs like pasta or eggs. fair enough, you don't like celery, that's understandable but PASTA? What's not to like?

*person in question said pasta was 'slimy dough'.

3kDk (dog latin), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

it's cool; i judge people who are incapable of making sandwiches

mookieproof, Friday, 15 August 2014 18:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

who can't make a sandwich

j., Friday, 15 August 2014 18:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

Men who leave sexist comments under articles written by feminists are always demanding to have sandwiches made for them.

struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:21 (3 months ago) Permalink

my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages

thank you ilx

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, August 11, 2014 8:18 AM Bookmark

My dad used to address me and my sister as 'Heathen' and 'Pagan', respectively, when we were kids.

The Reverend, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Someone tied a used condom to the windscreen wipers of my work's company car one night. (The next week the building was robbed, and the week after that the police shot someone dead in the neighbouring car park, so the condom was actually light relief in the scheme of things.)

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 00:47 (1 month ago) Permalink


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