Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sneezing and coughing on people?

nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items).
--People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets

Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.

inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

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take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

You got time to lean, you got time to clean.

carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:17 (10 months ago) Permalink

haha omg my boss at my first job washing dishes in high school said that unironically all the damn time

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:25 (10 months ago) Permalink

I don't actually condone hitting someone's feet with a broom but are you guys seriously saying restaurants, especially fast food restaurants, should clean less

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

did you not even read the first part of my post where i was appreciative of the cleanliness? i just think there's a sweet spot where they could sweep the floor under my table when i'm not still there.

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

My shit-job bosses did trot that gem out once in a while, but it is true that if you are always looking for stuff to do and then doing it in those kinds of jobs, they don't ever have to say it to you and everybody's happy.

Would never have cleaned around/under a customer though, that's just crazy and unwelcoming.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:29 (10 months ago) Permalink

A guy I used to wait tables with came up with horrible management phrases he'd use if he became found himself a manager. My favorite that I remember was "Don't ask why, just comply."

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:43 (10 months ago) Permalink

"Time to lean/time to clean" was right up there with "Aces in places" at my first restaurant job. God almighty. The problem is that there is always more stuff to do, so if you are industrious and seek out tasks, they're still going to seek out more tasks for you, even while Goofus chills out napping in the rear server staging nook that they don't use during lunch. (note, we all took turns with the nap system back there, so my hands are not clean)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

or, judging from the stories i've heard about subway, "you got time to slack, you got time to dip your balls in the container of mayonaise in back"

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:56 (10 months ago) Permalink

thaaaaanks for that one

kinder, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:57 (10 months ago) Permalink

i also hate the smell of cleaning fluid while I am eating

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

xxpost gives new meaning to "hold the mayo" amirite

Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

fwiw that is actually one of the least disgusting stories i've heard about subway over the course of my life, something about that place attracts the people really into doing disgusting things to food

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:02 (10 months ago) Permalink

my friend worked there in college all he did was hook us up with sandwiches

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:04 (10 months ago) Permalink

"Time to lean/time to clean" was right up there with "Aces in places"

What the hell does that even mean?

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:07 (10 months ago) Permalink

know when to hold em/know when to fold em

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:09 (10 months ago) Permalink

you never count your money while they're sitting at the table
there'll be time enough for counting
when the eating's done

special beet service (La Lechera), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:10 (10 months ago) Permalink

Aces in places was supposedly about matching skills up with tasks, but was also just a bullshit way of saying you were going to do extra work that didn't fall under your job description, because you were an 'ace' and there was a 'place' waiting to be filled.

Bear in mind, this is the same job where we had to toil hard to be "Constant Caring Friends" to the customers, known as "Everyday Heroes." We had to "close the circle...and go the extra mile" (with associated finger gestures). For some reason the word "Shazam!" was also involved.

This was a step up from the previous customer-service training regimen, called "Fanatical Customer Service." I never found out what that meant (burning down rival chains with torches? Torture equipment installed in the hotel gym?), and I don't want to.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

I worked at Pizza Hit briefly in college and corporate would send out management briefings with like, monthly buzzwords and the one in use while I worked there was STELLAR and our weird uptight mid-20s eyes on the corporate prize manager would walk around saying STELLAR like a broken freaking record.

carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:55 (10 months ago) Permalink

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrU0JNAgqI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqVrU0JNAgqI

picturing yr manager like this, fyi

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:36 (10 months ago) Permalink

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:37 (10 months ago) Permalink

I got in the elevator with two women in my work building. One of them, a healthy-seeming woman who seemed to be in her mid-20s, went up only one floor. The remaining woman said, "Ugh, 1 floor, are you kidding me?"

I lied and told her that the other woman had bone cancer. For the rest of the ride she sputtered and went, "Oh no! Oh my god! I'm such a jerk!"

― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, September 24, 2013 4:25 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

this made me lol very much.

estela, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

Doc Casino, if only he were that funny.

He did eventually quit and go back to being a normal drug addled 20-something living in a college town, so I think the story had a happy ending.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:06 (10 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

people who say "a), blah blah blah" but never follow it up with a b), c) etc.

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Saturday, 18 January 2014 14:49 (6 months ago) Permalink

goddamnit motherfuckers yall need to be shoveling there are laws about this shit if you can afford a home you can clear the fucking walk

j., Saturday, 18 January 2014 15:26 (6 months ago) Permalink

oh, if you insist

mh, Saturday, 18 January 2014 19:08 (6 months ago) Permalink

dear new yorkers it is snowing sideways in a 25mph wind stop with the fuckin umbrellas

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:39 (6 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

no talking in the laundromat

get in, get out, fold yr stuff if u must. do not stand in the way chatting

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 01:42 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Guy at the gym last night, 40-something, goatee, macho, in the steam room with his wife. First, he was "suggesting" his wife do things: Why don't you sit down right here. You wanna lay down, scoot your butt against the wall, and put your feet up the wall to stretch? Then he paced around the tiny room, bumping into people's feet and getting in the way of the door.

But what really set him apart was that he brought in a bottle of some kind of essential oil (eucalyptus? mint?) and after his wife declined to rub some on her neck (??) he doused the steam vent copiously with it. I mostly can't smell, but the mintiness or whatever was overwhelming and it drove me and a couple other people out immediately.

Later he went up to a guy in a shower stall and said, "'ey, can I have some of your shampoo? I forgot mine."

Je55e, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

The shower stall thing reminds me of something that happened to my friend his freshman year of college. He was taking a shower in the dorms (row of shower stalls with a vinyl curtain in front of each), and after he finished and was walking away his (randomly-assigned) roommate of the time stepped two-thirds of the way out of a shower stall to say, "Bye, Sean!"

a strange man (mh), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:43 (3 months ago) Permalink

Gyms and locker rooms are full of disgustingly savage behavior

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

the alpha and omega of this thread are still dudes who don't wash their hands after pissing or shitting.

Hunt3r, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:11 (3 months ago) Permalink

alphas don't have time for that prissy shit

j., Friday, 25 April 2014 22:26 (3 months ago) Permalink

Fred Savage

, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:42 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 9:45 AM (4 years ago)

guy next to me in the library is doing this right now

clouds, Friday, 16 May 2014 18:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

there was a possible urban legend about a social studies teacher at my middle school clipping his toenails in front of the class as the kids were doing worksheets

a strange man (mh), Friday, 16 May 2014 18:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

people who don't clean up their dog shit. i mean, fuck you. 100% pure selfish bullshit, you want to have a dog but you're too lazy to clean up after it. i want to track these people down and take a shit on their front porch, or start throwing my kid's diapers on their lawn

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 13:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

people who ride through quiet neighborhoods late at night on really loud motorcycles

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/23/world/europe/a-forensic-approach-to-a-sidewalk-nuisance.html?_r=0

^^^ the future of crimefighting IMO

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

haha

Cities have tried everything from the postal service (a Spanish mayor mailed the stuff back to dog owners) to shaming (some cities have publicized the names of offending owners) to bribery (some parks in Mexico City offered free Wi-Fi in exchange for bags of waste).

i definitely like the first option. send that shit back to them. wipe that shit on their cars, front doors, whatever.

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

before the city started rehabbing the bloomingdale trail (a disused raised-earth/concrete train track popular w/ joggers), a friend and i were walking on it and discovered an enormous pile of plastic bags filled with dog shit that someone had been systematically tossing up onto the trail instead of throwing it in the garbage. the fucking laziness of people.

clouds, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh yea i see bags of dog shit laying around almost as much as unbagged

marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 18:02 (1 month ago) Permalink


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