New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fake
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/freeu2.asp

Alba, Friday, 19 September 2014 02:57 (2 days ago) Permalink

aw, i so hoped

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 05:07 (2 days ago) Permalink

Anyone playing around with different keyboards? I downloaded SwiftKey and Swype and the swipe mechanism is definitely faster for me than the traditional keypad. SwiftKey seemed better but I'm scared of their "we track all of your keystrokes" steez and so I'm using Swype for now. Only thing that sucks is it's worse if you're trying to enter a weird word, it always guesses (wrong) and then if you backspace it deletes the whole word so you have to start over.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:28 (2 days ago) Permalink

Been playing around with my 6 since this afternoon. I have to say it is just the best *feeling* phone I have ever used, just feels great in my hand. Touch ID works very well and used it with the app store already. Camera seems good but haven't really taken it out for a spin -- the new os8 slowmo and time lapse features are fun but not of much use to me. Screen is gorgeous, just jumps off the phone at you, especially when you look at the edges. Great to read on compared to prior iphones, usable for ebooks, pdfs, etc. Not a whole lot of specific ios8 or iphone 6 features that specifically jump out at me as radical so far, but part of that is the way software updates have become the delivery mechanism for most of the new features.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:34 (2 days ago) Permalink

can we get a zing touch feature that puts the model of phone used at the bottom of our posts?

iPhone 6

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:47 (2 days ago) Permalink

Good idea

--posted from my lolphoneishueg iphone

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:57 (2 days ago) Permalink

iwatch

lag∞n, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

i love sending little voice messages with imessage. favorite part of ios8 so far

polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:01 (2 days ago) Permalink

lol xp

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:03 (2 days ago) Permalink

I been using voice messages for years with WeChat

, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:03 (2 days ago) Permalink

fuck a voicemail

lag∞n, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:07 (2 days ago) Permalink

i don't really think of it as voicemail. also it's very easy to use.

your friend,
bono

polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:09 (2 days ago) Permalink

let me be clear to the whole world i dont want to hear your voice messages

--apple newton

lag∞n, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:11 (2 days ago) Permalink

is that juice's mom

polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:13 (2 days ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:15 (2 days ago) Permalink

hurting - 6 or 6+ ??

the late great, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:17 (2 days ago) Permalink

Thing's hueg. Like "Is that the new U2 album in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" hueg.

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:22 (2 days ago) Permalink

Regular 6. Just wanted to make a zing appropriate reference. It's not that huge.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:21 (Yesterday) Permalink

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias 1m
Don’t understand why apple didn’t make iPhone 6 slightly thicker, with a bigger battery.

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

Bloop bleep yglesias, does not compute

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

F that, I like how thin my new 6 is. Helps make up for the largeness. (Which I by turns really enjoy and am getting angry at so I guess I'll just get used to it.)

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:55 (Yesterday) Permalink

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:59 (Yesterday) Permalink

So for those who have played around with iOS 8, does the music player still use that terrible menu where all an artist's songs are in one huge list grouped by album, instead of offering a submenu of album titles?

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

I lost my phone last weekend probably on purpose

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

yeah the thinness is great. If anything, I say make it wafer thin with a smaller battery, does this guy's house/office/coffee bar not have outlets or are we to believe he's outside for long periods of time?

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, September 19, 2014 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the most n00bish thing ive ever heard anyone say, omg its really great and cool charging ones phone in a bar ive been to a bar before haha guys

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

i love my phone being one millimeter thinner and the way it strikes fear into people and ruins their life cause it literally wont hold a charge for a full day of use

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

I charge my phone all day long at work

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:47 (Yesterday) Permalink

fucked up world our premiere consumer electronics provider wont supply us with a phone that doesnt require a charging strategy to function

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

I was being kind of facetious about the battery. I've actually found that in my first half day of use the battery life is pretty good. I left work at 630 with the thing about 70 percent charged and have since listened to multiple albums and podcasts, made calls, used browsers, downloaded apps, and generally used it abou 5x more than I would in a typical 6 hour period and its down to about 50%. Hard for me to imagine a full charge won't last me a full typical day.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2014 05:10 (Yesterday) Permalink

sup from 6 😎😎😎😎😎😎

⌘-B (mh), Saturday, 20 September 2014 05:11 (Yesterday) Permalink

Like Gruber or somebody said, a hair thicker and the camera lens would have been flush and it could have had a battery comparable to the enormous 6+. I'm sure battery life OK today, but give it a year of use. During which time maybe you forget to plug it in and are looking at 20% first thing in the morning.

A tiny bit thicker and people wouldn't be buying so many charger cases.

Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

wow cutting edge apple crazy idea

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

i have ios 8 installed

markers, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

ibooks changed colors when i walked into a darker room

markers, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

xps that's not new to iOS 8 anyway...

Nhex, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

I love the "night mode" in ibooks (white text on black) but have no idea whether that's a new thing or not

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 September 2014 02:11 (7 hours ago) Permalink

i think it is

markers, Sunday, 21 September 2014 02:25 (7 hours ago) Permalink


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