New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

looooooooool

, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 14:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

$99? ...

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 15:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

;_;

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 15:34 (2 months ago) Permalink

I like how the last picture is all like the iphone just got out of the shower and is gonna have to call you back

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 15:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 16:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

- iPhone support for the USB Camera Adapter to import photos and videos

whoa I didn't think they'd ever get around to this

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 19:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

what's better for e-reading and manga, the air or the mini

, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 13:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

ipad obv

, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 13:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

Comics better on air, you're not occasionally pinching and zooming to read dialog.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 14:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

oh man i wonder what marvel unlimited is like on ipad PRO

0 / 0 (lukas), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:11 (2 months ago) Permalink

i just realized there must be a good joke format somehow where you manipulate someone wearing an apple watch into explaining how the pedometer works and at a certain point they explain there is an accelerometer and you say "ok so basically that thing detects jerks" and they answer in the affirmative and then you take it from there.

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 20 December 2015 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

Let us know how it goes

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 02:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

haven't had a chance yet :-(

will keep u posted

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 24 December 2015 02:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

that case kind of looks like they forgot to put the battery inside

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 24 December 2015 03:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

People with an iPhone 6 or 6s who go caseless: Why caseless? Are there cons to going caseless? Do you ever put your phone down on a surface camera facing downward despite the fact that the thing sticks out? Might it fuck up the camera to have it in direct contact with whatever surface you’re putting the phone down on?

Please tell me about the caseless experience. (I use a case and have been for the majority of the time I’ve had my phone. I have an Apple Leather Case or whatever it’s called in black on there right now.)

markers, Thursday, 7 January 2016 20:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

caseless on a 6+ seems legit insane

Spottie, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

i dropped one in the toilet and a case did not save it. it had one job!
life is fine without a case. the camera nub is pretty durable. rest it on rocks, gravel, salt quarries whatever.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

Main con to me about going caseless is getting the back scratched. Really hate when that happens

Nhex, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

i am caseless (on a 6). i am not a dropper.

i put it down camera-down all the time. the camera lens cover is made of sapphire and is basically unscratchable iirc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

The camera lens is sapphire glass, nothing ia going to happen to it.

The 6 is the first phone I've considered using a case on because it is just too damn slippery. iPhone 5 was the perfect form factor as far as I'm concerned. Thinking of getting the 7+ this fall because the 6 is already unusable with one hand so why not.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

seems like the 5s form factor might get an update in a month or two? http://www.macrumors.com/2015/12/29/iphone-6c-larger-battery-vs-iphone-5s/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

how many times has that been claimed? seems semi-credible, but it seemed semi-semi-credible last year

can't believe they dropped the headphone jack two years ago!!

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

it's not a secret that apple's definitely testing smaller form factors. when/if they ever get released though...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

I dropped my 6S and fractured the camera lens (which I didn't realize until I wondered about light smear in photos.)

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 8 January 2016 03:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

(Now I have a case)

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 8 January 2016 03:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

baah using the lightening port for a headphone jack seems like such a shitty idea, just keep the goddamned jack you don't need to invent an new kind of headphone cable you fucks

marcos, Friday, 8 January 2016 03:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Lightning* port obv

marcos, Friday, 8 January 2016 03:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

So sick of carting adapters around. It's bad enough with laptops -- by the time you have all those you need, the laptop is even bulkier and less wieldy than it would have been if they'd just included the damn ports. Lightning for audio-out is the worst yet: the number of unanticipated places it's useful to be able to plug straight in is huge, so I'll end up toting the adapter everywhere.

What does it get them anyway, except more MFI cash? They can make it thinner if they like - the iPhone still isn't as thin as the iPod Touch -- and they can make it waterproof too. Fuckers.

stet, Friday, 8 January 2016 11:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

I remember when Nokias didn't have standard headphone port either, and that was shit. Didn't Nintendo try to have proprietary audio-out on a DS once? That didn't last.

stet, Friday, 8 January 2016 11:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

Oh yeah - I had a Sony Ericsson that you needed a dongle adaptor to use regular headphones with. Crazy times.

When do we think new Mac Minis are coming? Does Apple care any more?

Alba, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

the iPhone still isn't as thin as the iPod Touch

― stet, Friday, January 8, 2016 6:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

this is a really good point

, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

if they go 3.5mm-less i might just go abck to whatever 4" form factor they release

, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:37 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://appleinsider.com/articles/16/01/08/rumor-apple-to-debut-bluetooth-earbuds-alongside-iphone-7-with-truly-wireless-left-right-earpieces

I'd lose these so quick.

I love the idea of wireless headphones, but recently switched back to wired from some bluetooth ones. It was just annoying to keep them charged

Jeff, Friday, 8 January 2016 20:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

Just when the current earpod line is actually sounding good, Apple has to turn them into walkie talkies. Fuck.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 January 2016 23:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

For serious iOS development, which one of these versions of Xcode do I want? The beta one? The regular one? Which one do most developers use?

https://developer.apple.com/xcode/download/

markers, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:08 (1 week ago) Permalink

You don't need to use a beta unless you are an established developer trying to be ready with new OS compatibility and features for a commercial product on day 1 of general availability.

petulant dick master (silby), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

grab regular unless you're developing stuff specifically with unreleased features, like a future version of mac/ios

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:36 (1 week ago) Permalink


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