New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

the iphone ALREADY bent

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:39 (2 months ago) Permalink

I'm cool with thinner. Make it so you can't see the phone outline in my pocket.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:26 (2 months ago) Permalink

plumbing new depths in keynote openings here

stet, Monday, 21 March 2016 17:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

dropping a bunch of recycling and data science on ppl, hah hah take that gadget nerds

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

for some reason I thought Tim Cook was british. first time I've watched one of these with himzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

ppl going "woo!" at watch bands but no enthusiasm for ncaa tournament

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

thrilled at small iPhone

, Monday, 21 March 2016 17:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

heck yeah get one in gold

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:39 (2 months ago) Permalink

btw night shift is pretty good, been using it in beta on ipad

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:40 (2 months ago) Permalink

these guys suck as presenters

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:45 (2 months ago) Permalink

they should hire ballmer strictly as a presenter

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 17:47 (2 months ago) Permalink

they can't even read off the teleprompter without awkward pauses.

I'm probably gonna get one of these new iPads, thanks to Finnair for canceling a long-haul flight in january so that by EU law they had to give me 600 euros

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:49 (2 months ago) Permalink

rly into this ambient light sensor idea

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

why don't they just make these updates to the regular iPad, f a pro imo

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 17:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

taking pictures with a tablet should be illegal

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

im guessing that they're gonna pull a switcheroo and say that it's actually just the updated mainline ipad

‏ ﷽ (diamonddave85), Monday, 21 March 2016 17:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

camera bump on the fucking ipad? so much for drawing on the damn thing

stet, Monday, 21 March 2016 17:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

happy about the small phone but the names is indicative of their current lack of imagination. also fk 16gb that's disrespectful.

pastoral fantasy (jed_), Monday, 21 March 2016 18:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

a 64gb model will be available too, but yeah please stop pretending that 48gb is worth $100, Apple

Lee626, Monday, 21 March 2016 18:16 (2 months ago) Permalink

yeah - such bullshit that they went with baseline 16gb again

Nhex, Monday, 21 March 2016 18:17 (2 months ago) Permalink

why are they so mean

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 18:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm glad they brought back the Small iPhone With 3.5mm Headphone Jack right before they get rid of the 3.5mm Headphone Jack for Big iPhone

, Monday, 21 March 2016 20:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2016 21:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

Can we talk about that ugly rumour about the iPhone 7 ditching the headphone jack? Will there be some sort of adapter to convert the digital audio from the lightning port? Please tell me Apple isn't crazy enough to expect all of us to buy new iPhone-only headphones

Lee626, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

oh they'll sell the hell out of some $20 adapter. thats the whole point.

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:28 (2 months ago) Permalink

i may not upgrade if they go this route. also won't upgrade if they keep the base 16g

Spottie, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

I have nerve damage in one hand and can't hold the 6 or 6S - I bought a six last year and had to return and refund it. Too hard to hold. This new phone might be creatively bankrupt but I'm excited to get something I can actually use. One person's boring is another's accessible.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

ok I bought the new mini iphone. the 6s (and obvs the 6s+) has been way too awkward for me.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

is it... good?

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

i will tell you in 1 week. from what i can tell after 5 mins of research, it is essentially the same phone as the 6s* but in the 5/5s 4-inch body.

*except for 3D-touch and maybe a lesser front-facing camera, 2 features that I'm not particularly swayed by.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:49 (2 months ago) Permalink

do any of youse have any positive feelings about the 5c?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

I thought it was a nice phone, kind of underpowered but a good shape

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

would you have gone for an update of that (vs. the metal paradigm)?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm not sure what i'm into these days

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

I have a 5c and it does what I want it to do other than stay charged all day but that's all iPhones. I've never noticed any lack of speed for my needs.

pastoral fantasy (jed_), Thursday, 24 March 2016 23:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

https://developer.apple.com/safari/technology-preview/

stet, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

I bought a newly released 5s as my first and thus far only iphone and have had zero complaints tbh

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2016 04:00 (1 month ago) Permalink


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