New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (11899 of them)

I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah all the older ppl i know like have to put on their glasses and hold an iphone v close to their face to like look at pics of babies on facebook etc, reading text is not even a question. makes sense for these guys to have big massive phones i guess. like oldstyle large-print bibles for grandma.

Clay, Thursday, 5 June 2014 22:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

just wants to make you drive him to the movies iirc

― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 5, 2014 6:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 22:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

re headphone lightning cable: could this be about healthkit? ie headphones being a thing you've often got draped around your neck taking your pulse and blood pressure and whatev. I guess they couldn't pass that info to the phone via the headphone jack, so if they're going to have to use a separate connection it makes sense to send everything through that rather than doubling up

sktsh, Thursday, 5 June 2014 23:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

or maybe jobs put something in his will about hearing the purple chick boot of abbey road in 48khz by 2015 idk

sktsh, Thursday, 5 June 2014 23:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

wireless earbuds
wireless earbuds
wireless earbuds
when when when will this magical breakthrough occur?

calstars, Friday, 6 June 2014 00:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

BTW in Hong Kong they are selling heartbeat watches for $30 that you can buy from a vending machine

iWatch is fucked imo

, Friday, 6 June 2014 00:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

wireless earbuds
when when when will this magical breakthrough occur?

Whenever the iWatch finally comes out of whatever Manhattan Project lab it's in. A watch with a headphone jack looks ridiculous so of course there will have to be some sort of wireless earpod setup. Of course you want to be able to use iWatch with your stereo, so for $35 you can buy a Lightning-to-RCA/mini-jack adaptor, etc. etc. etc. It's not a bug, it's a feature. Why would you sully your iWatch with all these cables?

Forbes article seems needlessly histrionic and conspiratorial, but Apple's corporate legacy is all histrionics and conspiracies.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 6 June 2014 02:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

I can completely believe that

a strange man (mh), Friday, 6 June 2014 14:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 6 June 2014 14:37 (1 month ago) Permalink

feel like this point to the importance of hiring people who are tuned and and interested in the industry in general rather than just like good at their jobs, were i interviewing people id be all what blogs do u like who do u follow on twitter what do you think of these apps etc

a while ago there was a memo leaked from facebook urging their people to comment on facebook related stack overflow questions cause like no one was doing it, their whole haxor way thing revealed to be bs m/l

lag∞n, Friday, 6 June 2014 14:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

worst feeling as a developer is a job where you're implementing whatever your management or product designer told you to do and thinking "ain't nobody gonna use this"

a strange man (mh), Friday, 6 June 2014 14:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

on the bright side, it's really easy to support code no one uses

a strange man (mh), Friday, 6 June 2014 14:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

there are some truth bombs right there

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Friday, 6 June 2014 14:57 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

sick design

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

love the way it rips your wrist hairs off

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

Only Apple

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

In re the phone size, having gone in and looked at phones yesterday I think there's just some kind of psychological effect from seeing all these bigger-screened phones that makes the iphone start to look puny. Also I find the 4s screen annoyingly small to read books on and I've increasingly been using my phone as an e-reader. So I think they're kind of forced to do a bigger screen or else risk customers being like "fuck it, I'm switching." At the same time some of the samsungs and htc's are stupidly large, and even the galaxy s5 felt too big in my hand.

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

I mean the 5/5s screen is bigger than the 4s obviously but it's a pretty small difference.

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

Thrilling development

, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:18 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

what does that even mean?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:23 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

the iphone 6 is just a bunch of cables woven together - and people say apple doesnt innovate anymore

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:34 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

love you guys

mh, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:40 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

RUMOR: iPhone 6 fits in yr bum

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:31 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

butt dials only from now on

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:52 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Sent from my butt

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:07 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

In re the phone size, having gone in and looked at phones yesterday I think there's just some kind of psychological effect from seeing all these bigger-screened phones that makes the iphone start to look puny. Also I find the 4s screen annoyingly small to read books on and I've increasingly been using my phone as an e-reader. So I think they're kind of forced to do a bigger screen or else risk customers being like "fuck it, I'm switching." At the same time some of the samsungs and htc's are stupidly large, and even the galaxy s5 felt too big in my hand.

I had a HTC One before switching back and a Samsung S5 for a day (before I discovered that Verizon doesn't work at all at my house or office) - there's really no difference in the 5s and the larger screens if you're reading in the Kindle app. Even the difference in words/page is nominal.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:21 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Uh, no. The 5.5 will be 38% larger than the current 4 inches. Math don't lie.

calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:24 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Is anyone here running iOS 8 on T-Mobile (US)? Amongst the new features in today's beta release is wi-fi calling, and that (along with unlimited music streaming) could push me away from Verizon, but only if it works well. My house is in a dead-zone valley where none of the carriers has a strong signal. How does the hand-off to cellular work if you leave home during a call?

Lee626, Monday, 7 July 2014 23:01 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/tampa-man-accused-of-scamming-apple-out-of-309768/2189776

A man ran up a $7,753.22 bill at an Apple store. When his debit card was declined, he pretended to call his bank. He gave the store clerk a fake authorization code to punch into the card reader. And that's how the man, 24-year-old Sharron Laverne Parrish Jr. of Tampa, scammed one of the biggest high-tech companies in the world — not once but 42 times — totaling $309,768, according to federal court records.

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:22 (2 days ago) Permalink

"fake authorization code"? you mean you can just make up some shit?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:30 (2 days ago) Permalink

even less authentication than bank account routing numbers! impressive how dumb that is.

mh, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:05 (2 days ago) Permalink

top notch banking security right there

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:06 (2 days ago) Permalink

nice reporting by our own jaymc

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:33 (2 days ago) Permalink


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.