New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

you think they care about that?? the keystroke for close window has been one key away from the keystroke for quitting the entire application for 30 years now

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"Hey could you look at this file for me - here, it's on this USB stick"

*12" MBA owner sweats profusely*

, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Also kinda lol that they are gonna swear off all of the ports except TRS and mic ports, both of which are decades old tech

, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:13 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

what if it had... a lighting port

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:16 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Fucking with key spacing is unconscionable btw

, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

time to design a simple and smart looking usb type c adapter utility belt

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

can't wait for the future when you unroll the keyboard and screen and they're both full sized but the laptop is tiny

like when the technology gets good enough there will be a full number pad, with lots of space

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 22:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

The new Dell xps laptop at CES has a minuscule bezel. Be surprised if this one doesn't follow suit.

calstars, Thursday, 8 January 2015 02:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"Hey could you look at this file for me - here, it's on this USB stick"

*12" MBA owner sweats profusely*


Tbh it's well past time that we should be treating all USB sticks as if they contain malware

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 8 January 2015 03:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that is how a few companies have been infiltrated, yeah

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Being used to windows computers for work, I fucking hate typing on my wife's mac, everything is in stupid places and highly useful keys like pgdn are inexplicably missing.

man alive, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

what do you use page down for?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Fast scrolling

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I hated that tiny little mac keyboard too. Gotta do numbers from data entry points not linear.

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Fast scrolling

― pplains, Wednesday, January 7, 2015 11:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Essential in reading overlong legal briefs/decisions!

man alive, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

space bar in the browser, ctrl-v in a text editor, or fn-down if you're stuck in lol word

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 January 2015 05:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

so which WATCH is everybody gonna get

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 8 January 2015 05:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Option + arrow keys also functions like pgup/pgdown

Millsner, Thursday, 8 January 2015 09:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I've been stucking using a windows box for several days and those page up down keys have wasted a lot of my time b/c I inadvertantly keep clicking them and ending up in the wrong place. if I were used to this dumbass keyboard maybe that wouldn't happen but any day now I hope I'll be back on mac

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 8 January 2015 09:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I agree w/ man alive re absence of pgdown, when scrolling through a 300 pg document the apple + whatever adds up over just a pgdn

That's why I got the full sized wired keyboard, has the numpad + home / end / pgdown / pgup keys

, Thursday, 8 January 2015 12:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Sexxy

, Thursday, 8 January 2015 12:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Home key crucial to get back to yr bookmarks

, Thursday, 8 January 2015 12:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

^ that's my jam

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 14:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah, full-sized wired keyboard 4 life
chiclets rule

Nhex, Thursday, 8 January 2015 15:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

aw yeah full size keyboard baby

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 January 2015 15:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

guys you all need to learn vim keybindings

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

NO ☃

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

the move to a single port is a joke, right? that can't be real.

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:25 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Karl, let me introduce you to the speculative rendering rumor mill

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

kudos to you all for introducing and learning us all on these oh-so-intuitive apple innovations.

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

After using the same flip phone from mid-2009 until the beginning of this year, I am now on an iPhone 6 128 GB.

markers, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

I haven’t even really taken it out and used it yet.

markers, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:12 (1 week ago) Permalink

welcome

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 19 January 2015 20:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

the world man, THE WORLD, you see it now

Nhex, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

I took some pictures last nite. Might try out Apple Pay soon.

markers, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:10 (6 days ago) Permalink

my kid found my old iphone 4 and is using it as an ipod touch. it seems so tiny i can't imagine using it for anything but an actual phone.

men without hat tips (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:19 (6 days ago) Permalink


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