New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

i wonder if he takes it off before wiping

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

Took off my case to clean out the sand. Walked to the convenience store minutes later and it slipped out of my hand like a fish, sending the fucker spectacularly - sending it flying all the way across an intersection of cobble stones. Screen shattered. Brhrjdjdjdksjdkss

Je55e, Monday, 20 April 2015 15:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

rip

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2015 16:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

terrible

irl sweatpants (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 April 2015 18:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

My favorite unknown feature was the Apple Activity app informing me halfway into a movie with a forceful haptic jolt and message demanding I needed to stand for one minute out of every hour to remain healthy and I should do so right now because I hadn’t stopped sitting since the movie began.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 April 2015 00:51 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

saw one yesterday, the owner hated it. it was 5pm and it had 40% battery.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 27 April 2015 01:06 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

You must understand, I love my brother, he was ok growing up with, though he was an older hit-you-on-the-arm-for-flinching kind of brother, and I mostly filter all family stuff through him since I’m estranged from my disabled father that he lives near and gives me updates on. My father is estranged because he orchestrated a secret wedding between him and his nurse in the weeks after my mom died and this is now three years later and I’ve never met her and I don’t really intend to and last week my dad referred to her as “your stepmother” in an email to me even though she’s closer to my age than his. Why does every new piece of software and hardware remind me that my mom passed away quickly and unexpectedly a few years ago, leaving everything in her wake in chaos? Developers: please stop doing that. I have already had to remind Facebook about it and it’s starting to get tedious.
um

Nhex, Monday, 27 April 2015 01:30 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

I love technology.

Jeff, Monday, 27 April 2015 01:32 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

always and forever

circa1916, Monday, 27 April 2015 01:43 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Wow that article. Reminds me of the SNL giant man baby. We should poll it.

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 27 April 2015 01:46 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah that graf jumped out at me too

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 April 2015 01:57 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

but for now expect your first day to be… problematic.

bro your whole existence on this fukcing planet is "problematic."

irl sweatpants (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:11 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Think that paragraph was written with humor... Much like he wasn't listing all the prices of his workout equipment to be all Patrick Bateman, but to describe the lunacy it is of jogging with $1000 worth of metal strapped to one's body.

pplains, Monday, 27 April 2015 02:13 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

it's matthowie; he's definitely being self effacing

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

got a new 6 phone yesterday - off button on my 5 went kaput

i dont mind the larger size but it is weird to hold in yr hand somehow. a bit too slim and lightweight and weirdly rounded, feels too slippery idk

3 was def best handshape, but i quite liked the 5 after i got used to it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:27 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

lag00n told me in person that he hates the shape of the 5 and wishes every day that he had a 6 or 6+

, Monday, 27 April 2015 03:49 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

wow cant believe im being slandered on this website, unacceptable

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2015 03:58 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Got to give it up to apple for making iPhone irresistible and expensive and then including slipperiness in one of its upgrades.

pplains, Monday, 27 April 2015 04:00 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

the 6+ is grotesque imo

marcos, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

reminds me of those flip phones with the big buttons marketed to the elderly

marcos, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:23 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i hope they make a 6c in a coloured plastic casing as rumoured.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 27 April 2015 15:25 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i hope they make a smaller phone

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:27 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

unfortunately they're racing against the Samsung Galaxy, which is now even lolHUEG-er
i like my six plus, and it feels weird holding a "normal" sized phone now. but it's still a little too big for normal use.

Nhex, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:29 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i stated upthread already but apart from the older hardware and shitty storage limits i think the 5c is a handsome phone tbh

marcos, Monday, 27 April 2015 15:33 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

the rumoured 6c is allegedly the size of the 5c.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 27 April 2015 15:33 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

They're going to have to stop numbering the iPhone eventually, right? Apple hates numbering, iPhone is the only hardware product with branded numbering other than the desultory attachment of "2" to various iPads

brunch technician (silby), Monday, 27 April 2015 16:07 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

wld prefer the 5c to the 5 if they made it in black

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:14 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

just buy all of the colors and mix them together

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 April 2015 16:16 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

visionary

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:21 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

6+ is awesome

stet, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:30 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

;)

ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 27 April 2015 16:32 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

, Saturday, 2 May 2015 12:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 2 May 2015 20:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

*salivates*

, Saturday, 9 May 2015 13:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i tried that app out on my phone and did not have good results but it works for some people. not sure you'd want to run your whole life through it

markers, Sunday, 10 May 2015 20:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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