New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Nah it actually fell out of the car off the seat -- I never drop my phone when actually holding it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Magnetizing a car takes longer

, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Pretty sure there are very few, if any cases that will protect against a screen crack/shatter. I don't assume protection with my case, I just need it because the phone is so slippery.

Jeff, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm loving my 6+ but it feels like a whole different category of thing from my 5s - it's much more like a baby iPad. In fact, I haven't touched my iPad since I got it.

I might have big enough hands or something? idk. It's definitely a bit too slippy, and trying to take photos one-handed I've just discovered can be a bit awkward. Battery life's amazing, though.

stet, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:13 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

my new case, if the screen cracks you get a free banana

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Pretty sure there are very few, if any cases that will protect against a screen crack/shatter. I don't assume protection with my case, I just need it because the phone is so slippery.

― Jeff, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:12 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

Well I would think if it just protruded a bit beyond the screen it would prevent the screen from making direct contact with the pavement (although not a sharp rock). Downside is that that makes the phone uglier and less comfortable to use. But the fact that it only fell like 3-4 feet and shattered, I would think there are cases that could at least have prevented that.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Imagine if Steve jobs had had giant hands - we could have had an iPhone 6 from the beginning

, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 2 November 2014 21:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

xps yeah, i always use super cheapo bendy plastic cases, and they protect from falls

Nhex, Sunday, 2 November 2014 22:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I have the Apple leather case for my 6plus and so far so good, I am an inveterate dropper of phones. I do need to get an otterbox or similar for biking.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 3 November 2014 00:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Beats was bought by Apple, and they expressed direct interest in me designing some products with them. I can't go into details, but I feel like I'm in a unique position where I could be of benefit to them. That does mean some compromises in terms of how much brain power goes toward music and creating. This is very creative work that's not directly making music, but it's around music.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 3 November 2014 02:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol etaeoe

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 3 November 2014 04:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

So, recommend me a good case that provides at least some drop protection without being hueg?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 November 2014 20:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I like the Tech21 ones, but they aren't that small... I had a smaller one, but dropping it on a corner broke the screen anyway. I've dropped my phones a few times with the Tech21 cases, and they haven't broken.

schwantz, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

They just have to make phones that don't break at the slightest bit of contact. What do we have 3 smashed iphone 6s so fat on the thread? Even the 5c, which is relatively robust, why not just make the case project a mm around the glass so you don't need a case?

Nancy Whank (jed_), Monday, 3 November 2014 22:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

So far hah

Nancy Whank (jed_), Monday, 3 November 2014 22:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

could just be probability catching up with us

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 3 November 2014 22:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I am honestly assuming y'all just clumsy and old

Nhex, Monday, 3 November 2014 23:01 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Bearing in mind I have dropped my phones a million times and a cheapo $1 case from eBay is always good enough

Nhex, Monday, 3 November 2014 23:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I like Speck's PixelSkin cases. They're slightly rubbery on the outside so they don't fall out of my hand or slide around much - feels like you're holding some ultra-expensive multimeter/tricorder.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:10 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i have a four year old macbook with 2 gb of ram-should i fuck with yosemite? how about mavericks? i have snow leopard and it runs fine, i don't really push it.

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I like these cases b/c they have a hard shell around a soft shell but they're not bulky. Should've gotten one when I first got my new phone.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N7AFYT2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_yUmwub01Q5NMF

Je55e, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 12:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i have a four year old macbook with 2 gb of ram-should i fuck with yosemite? how about mavericks? i have snow leopard and it runs fine, i don't really push it.

― slam dunk, Tuesday, November 4, 2014 6:29 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a 5 y.o. MBP maxed out to 8GB of RAM and Yosemite has really taken its toll in terms of memory usage.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 14:25 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

It's a mixed bag, because some things are much better on memory and the code to intelligently swap dormant applications out of memory works well. On the other hand, if you're on the threshold where you are almost-maxing your memory usage but are still comfortable, you're going to end up pausing to load dormant apps when you swap around.

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 14:54 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Spotlight is kind of a dog in Yosemite
But going from Mavericks to Yosemite, feels like the newer OS has better integration of all the iCloud/iPhone stuff that Mavericks introduced, like taking calls/texts on your Mac. You might as well skip Mavericks if you're going to upgrade

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

you're not going to do all that stuff on a 2010 computer, though

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

FWIW, looks like my credit card is going to cover the iPhone repair because it was within 90 days.

I ordered a Tech21 case bc it was the one the Apple Store dude recommended and my wife made fun of me for being "vain" and trying to get a case that was so slim it didn't do anything, and I'm not gonna have her make fun of me again.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:14 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

oh shiiit I didn't think about the credit card possibility

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:17 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

You used an AMEX? xp

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I bought a Retina iMac btw and even with the maxed out graphix mission control can get laggy

Don't think Yosemite is that optimized yet

, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

oh wait, I'm an idiot, I bought the phone from a friend because he got a deal from his carrier

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Yeah Amex. Bigups to apple store guy for suggesting I should check into it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 15:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

My MacBook got ridiculously faster when I upgraded to an SSD.

schwantz, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Apple Store seemed overtaxed as FUUUK fwiw, waited almost an hour after my "appointment" time to see someone, then phone wasn't ready yet 1.5 hours after they said. Somehow their staff/store atmosphere/mind control techniques prevented me from feeling all that steamed about it.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

reality distortion field, brother

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Finally got to use Apple Pay today, it actually was about as awesome as paying for something could be.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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