New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think it's prob in this thread or the other one, but I dropped my 6 face down on a rock, took it to an Apple store, and they had the whole thing replaced and ready in 45 minutes.

I had applecare and had to pay the accidental damage deductible, but I think w/o that it was like $100

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:46 (1 week ago) Permalink

tempted to try the replace iphone 5 charging kit posted earlier b/c mine connects only fitfully. but I am scaaaaaaared even though I've assembled bunches of dumb pcs over the years.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

The ridiculous part was that I did it the night before driving to Chicago with a friend, so I just started trying to line up an appointment time with the time when we'd be driving past the right suburban Apple store, and it worked

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

tempted to try the replace iphone 5 charging kit posted earlier b/c mine connects only fitfully. but I am scaaaaaaared even though I've assembled bunches of dumb pcs over the years.

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:47 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a lil tricky and def has a possibility for further damage theres a bunch of tiny ports and screws to deal with, heres a video detailing the process u cn judge for yrself

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

I have dropped my current 3GS on more rocks than I can count. It refuses to die.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:25 (1 week ago) Permalink

if i want to replace the charging port and batter on a 4s, how hard is it?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:31 (1 week ago) Permalink

watch the video m8

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

urgh that guy has done it lots of times, i want someone who has done it once to tell me what it felt like

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:34 (1 week ago) Permalink

it felt a little scary but i was proud of myself after, im not like super mr fixit or anything fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:36 (1 week ago) Permalink

just take a systematic approach go slow and u shd be fine, make sure you have a good container to hold the screws etc, theres prob like a 5% chance u will break ur phone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:37 (1 week ago) Permalink

I took the case off of my 6 yesterday for the first time in a year and remembered why I use one - no grip on all those smooth, rounded edges. It felt like it was trying to get free of my hands. And the case I use has a soft inside w/ a hard shell, so it absorbs shock when I manage to drop the phone anyway.

I think it's prob in this thread or the other one, but I dropped my 6 face down on a rock, took it to an Apple store, and they had the whole thing replaced and ready in 45 minutes.

I had applecare and had to pay the accidental damage deductible, but I think w/o that it was like $100

The apple care deductible for replacing my cracked screen was $80. Still pretty expensive, IMO.

Je55e, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

NEW iPhone 6 Screen Replacement done in 5 minutes is a really misleading title!

Je55e, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

my 6 case has almost nothin to do with pro (i've trained myself to assume if i drop it, even in the case, it's breaking- to lessen future psychological agony when i drop it and it breaks), it's all about grip. i fumbled the naked 6 like 3 times, and always managed to save it. i really like the feel of the super sleek rubber apple cases, but they are almost too sticky in some pockets.

men without hat tips (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

$80 is indeed expensive but I am willing to believe Je55e and I are particularly skilled at breaking things

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

I never broke a phone until the 5. I've broken both the 5 and the 6. I drop my phone at the same rate that I always have.

DJP, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 17:54 (1 week ago) Permalink

I have never broken a phone.

Jeff, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:42 (1 week ago) Permalink

I've ruined a number of phones with water but never broke one until the screen on my iPhone 6 broke. And that wasn't from dropping but (I'm pretty sure) from squeezing myself around a badly parked car with the phone in my pocket.

Je55e, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

I figured you were taking a selfie with a wild animal and it slapped it out of your hand

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:25 (1 week ago) Permalink

If you care about Apple’s media players, 8.4’s promising. Music.app was re-written. A few photos:

http://9to5mac.com/2015/04/13/hands-on-ios-music-app

Maybe an OS X version will appear and they deprecate iTunes?

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

I am scared to click on that in case you are trolling me and they didn't really touch the Music app

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

One of my favorite features in the iOS 8.4 Music app is the ability to manage your queue of songs. Apple has offered this in iTunes on the Mac for a while now, but never on iOS. With iOS 8.4, however, you can now choose to play a song next, or add it to your full queue.
sigh pathetic

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

Wow.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

"Hey, Jim?"
"Yeah, LIsa?"
"Do, uh, well, have we talked about maybe adding a queue to the music player on iPhone?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Well, y'know, like a list of songs that you want to play next."
"You mean like shuffle?"
"No, more like a, well, like you tap on a song, but instead of playing it, you put it on the end of a list."
"Like a playlist?"
"Sort of, except you aren't saving it for later, just playing it later."
"Later like when?"
"Like after the other songs in the queue."
"Which other songs?"
"The ones you add to the queue."
"Oh, well, um, that sounds complex. I think that functionality would confuse our users."

brunch technician (silby), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:06 (1 week ago) Permalink

XD

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:35 (6 days ago) Permalink

technology media covering teens like itheyre an oracle is so crucial

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:35 (6 days ago) Permalink

teens are so fickle, it makes the media have more stuff to cover

mh, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:40 (6 days ago) Permalink

technology media covering teens like itheyre an oracle is so crucial

necessary, unfortunately

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:41 (6 days ago) Permalink

"Hey, Jim?"
"Yeah, LIsa?"
"Do, uh, well, have we talked about maybe adding a queue to the music player on iPhone?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Well, y'know, like a list of songs that you want to play next."
"You mean like shuffle?"
"No, more like a, well, like you tap on a song, but instead of playing it, you put it on the end of a list."
"Like a playlist?"
"Sort of, except you aren't saving it for later, just playing it later."
"Later like when?"
"Like after the other songs in the queue."
"Which other songs?"
"The ones you add to the queue."
"Oh, well, um, that sounds complex. I think that functionality would confuse our users."

saddest post on ilx

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:47 (6 days ago) Permalink

you used to be able to modify an "on the fly" playlist way more easily and then they somehow got rid of that accidentally in one of their redesigns.

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Thursday, 16 April 2015 16:50 (5 days ago) Permalink

This is my favorite thing

http://nextshark.com/nilay-patel-apple-watch-review-bracelet-tantrum/

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:46 (5 days ago) Permalink

maybe he wears the spikey band to shield his thin skin ;)

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:28 (5 days ago) Permalink

the first thing that occurred to me when i saw this photo was surprise that one of those fat, cute, low-confidence newbie leather bois you see sitting near the entrance of the eagle / jackhammer / manhole was a successful tech blogger.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:52 (5 days ago) Permalink

i wonder if he takes it off before wiping

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:30 (5 days ago) Permalink

Took off my case to clean out the sand. Walked to the convenience store minutes later and it slipped out of my hand like a fish, sending the fucker spectacularly - sending it flying all the way across an intersection of cobble stones. Screen shattered. Brhrjdjdjdksjdkss

Je55e, Monday, 20 April 2015 15:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

rip

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2015 16:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

terrible

irl sweatpants (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 April 2015 18:44 (Yesterday) Permalink


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