New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

cc chips are finally coming to america they cause of fraud prevention

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 22:54 (2 days ago) Permalink

anyway those portable EMV terminal things that are everywhere seem to all be made by Veriphone. Square's coming out with an EMV reader which could be a lot more chill than those things, and I expect that Apple Pay will sort of burst the logjam on new + clever NFC stuff in the US, since there will be like 40 million users of it a year from now.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 23:03 (2 days ago) Permalink

good luck usa

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

i did a "wire transfer" tonight it was hilarious

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:13 (Yesterday) Permalink

so steampunk

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:13 (Yesterday) Permalink

Most of Europe is chip and pin

America is getting chips but it's mostly gonna be chip and sig

Cause I guess Americans are too lazy to remember two pins?

, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:13 (Yesterday) Permalink

Magnetic stripe tech is from the 50s or 60s

Terribld

, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:14 (Yesterday) Permalink

chip and pin is coming to usa

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:15 (Yesterday) Permalink

fuck 2 pins imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:15 (Yesterday) Permalink

chase gave me a card with a chip in and the guy said 'you can use this in europe' and i told them that was not true

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

he had been to canada

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

oh great here comes joe with his anti-coin and check-splitting agenda

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

im mad and not gonna take it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:17 (Yesterday) Permalink

Used Apple pay today at Walgreens. Used my debit card but it sucked I still had to enter my pin. I mean, you have my fucking fingerprint, why do you need a stupid number still.

Jeff, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:21 (Yesterday) Permalink

this is so cute

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

why are apple doing this? it's a bit gauche, no?

:)

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:30 (Yesterday) Permalink

it really is gauche though,

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 01:30 (Yesterday) Permalink

chase gave me a card with a chip in and the guy said 'you can use this in europe' and i told them that was not true

wait what why

ugh (lukas), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 08:17 (Yesterday) Permalink

I can use my chip & sig card over here, I don't think it's been rejected in france the uk italy spain, though I mostly use my french chip + pin card anyway. you can get a chip + pin card from usaa but it doesn't have 0% foreign exchange fees.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 08:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

You can use the card in chip and pin countries but the chip is useless afaict. You have to explain you are from a steampunk country and you will need to sign and then they run it like an old card.

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 11:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

Sometimes the card reader is broken though

When that happens I take out my checkbook and write them a check

, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 11:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

iPad Air 2 battery life significantly worse than iPad Air lmao

, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 11:56 (Yesterday) Permalink

nah I mean use it in metro stations to buy tickets etc. I've never had trouble with any type of card when I give it to a ~person~.

though yeah I usually use my hi tek french card. my bank here has gotten ridic though; to use it to make internet purchases I had to
a) request internet purchasing, and get a contract by post for it a week later that I had to sign and return
b) after sending it back, got sent a few days later, again by post, a security code, that let me log onto the web portal & request my card of secret codes
c) got sent the card of secret codes a few days later, again by post; then I could log further onto the web portal & enable internet purchasing
now when I use it to buy stuff I get sent to a "3d verification site" where I can either use a secret code from my card of codes, or request an sms secret code

it's really something

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 12:07 (Yesterday) Permalink

"chip & sig"

looooool

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 12:09 (Yesterday) Permalink

that's france. don't you need your first born son to get a sim card there?

caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 13:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

nah, I got that at a kiosk in the mall

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 13:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

child slavery, so lax

Nhex, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 13:53 (Yesterday) Permalink

chip & sig is idiotic

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 14:05 (Yesterday) Permalink

I like visiting canada and kind of looking downward when I get my card out and say "I'm.... american" and they sign and get me a pen

⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 14:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

what advantage does chip and sig have over just sig?

also what is the two pins thing? i have one pin and its the same whether i'm at the 'ole in the wall getting out my dickvandollars or i'm authorising a payment for my blood sossidge with a merchant. where does the second pin come into it?

sktsh, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:10 (Yesterday) Permalink

Kevin Drum has written about the stupidity of the chip and signature system we are headed towards:

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2014/02/follow-why-are-we-adopting-stupidest-possible-payment-system-us

anonanon, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

You can use the card in chip and pin countries but the chip is useless afaict. You have to explain you are from a steampunk country and you will need to sign and then they run it like an old card.

― caek, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a US Chip and Sig Card and the chip works just fine, it just forces the machine to do a signature transaction, completely useless but no swipe required. The only place I'e ever had a problem was germany where the don't particularly like cards anyway, really hate foreign cards, so foreign cards that don't obey the rules are an absolute no no.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:05 (Yesterday) Permalink

what is the preferred german method of payment

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:09 (Yesterday) Permalink

Weird porn.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:11 (Yesterday) Permalink

i HAVE TO move to berlin

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

what advantage does chip and sig have over just sig?

also what is the two pins thing? i have one pin and its the same whether i'm at the 'ole in the wall getting out my dickvandollars or i'm authorising a payment for my blood sossidge with a merchant. where does the second pin come into it?

Chip is more secure than a stripe I think

Second pin = implication you might have to remember more than just your debit card pin (your chip credit cards would all have a pin too) but I guess you could go with one pin for everything

, Thursday, 23 October 2014 03:25 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I used Apple Pay to pay for some on-phone shit today and it almost felt too easy to spend money, which I think is the idea

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 October 2014 03:39 (1 hour ago) Permalink


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