New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

huh! https://appleseed.apple.com/sp/betaprogram

sktsh, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:09 (3 days ago) Permalink

lol no thanks

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:31 (3 days ago) Permalink

So does this mean I don't have to pay the 99 bucks for ADC OSX?

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:36 (3 days ago) Permalink

I think they give you minor version betas, not major version betas

It'd be worth it if you were really waiting for a fix and it was being tested

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:36 (3 days ago) Permalink

maybe I should say patch betas, considering 10 is technically still the major version :/

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:37 (3 days ago) Permalink

I'm just complaining. My goal is to get stuff on the OSX app store and ADC is required for that.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:45 (3 days ago) Permalink

then again, who knows, maybe it's all betas because nobody wants to beta test OS X

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:45 (3 days ago) Permalink

i certainly don't

markers, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:25 (3 days ago) Permalink

so many software updates: new version of ios, pages, spotify i think, new twitter profiles

markers, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:27 (3 days ago) Permalink

is icloud still booty?

caek, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:43 (3 days ago) Permalink

i don't know what you mean by "booty" there, but it doesn't always work.

markers, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:52 (3 days ago) Permalink

no idea if this will help

markers, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:52 (3 days ago) Permalink

notes won't sync properly sometimes between the mac and my ipad

markers, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:53 (3 days ago) Permalink

iMessage and photo stream syncing both seem to be fucked for me right now :/

stet, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:37 (2 days ago) Permalink

really gives third-party developers motivation to use their syncing

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:09 (2 days ago) Permalink

i tried to use icloud documents for the first time this week.

it doesn't work?

caek, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:20 (2 days ago) Permalink

I hate how software updates just tell you to restart your cmoputer

And they don't tell you what they fucked with

I just restarted but I don't know why :\

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:23 (2 days ago) Permalink

just got done listening to the newest episode of gruber's podcast

so, 10.10 is gonna get an ios 7-ish redesign

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:27 (2 days ago) Permalink

not kidding. mark gurman (who was on the show) has reported on this before, i think

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:27 (2 days ago) Permalink

here's the link in case slocki's reading: http://www.muleradio.net/thetalkshow/79/

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:27 (2 days ago) Permalink

That's sick as hell and I'm really pumped

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:28 (2 days ago) Permalink

if a single ui element appears flatter, they will declare victory

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:42 (2 days ago) Permalink

if none appear different, it will be evidence that they couldn't come up with a good implementation of that for the desktop

claim bisque, a la gruber

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:44 (2 days ago) Permalink

here's why all the updates, btw: https://twitter.com/fredericjacobs/status/458676328573980672

1staethyr, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:05 (2 days ago) Permalink

Wow 7.1.1 is fucking up my bttery life

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 07:30 (2 days ago) Permalink

My solution was battery case.

Jeff, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

More LOLZ at namechecking Gurman

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:03 (2 days ago) Permalink

tea leaf readers

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:08 (2 days ago) Permalink

I feel like "scoops" and speculation about what products could be released is the race to the bottom as far as blog traffic/ad impressions go. It's the most valueless thing, because even if true, it doesn't give any sense of value.

They're not without faults, but I'd rather read a lot more sites like The Verge or in-depth changelogs like the Ars Technica OS X feature rundowns than sit there ping-ponging between tech blogs and nerding out over exactly how many quarter inches the next phone will be.

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:13 (2 days ago) Permalink

just follow mark gurman

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:13 (2 days ago) Permalink

Apple just announced a 7-for-1 stock split. Wow!

Lee626, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:02 (2 days ago) Permalink

first in nine years according to someone on twitter (can't remember who)

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:07 (2 days ago) Permalink

I noticed ios 7.1.1 turns on bluetooth even if you had it turned off before. that might contribute to battery drain.

Dan I., Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:55 (Yesterday) Permalink

Aha! Thanks. That explains a few things about my battery this week. It also turned on "use cellular data for" for every app I own.

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:03 (7 hours ago) Permalink

i hope that's a bug because if that's default behavior that's fucked up

markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:12 (7 hours ago) Permalink

Maybe a bug? I didn't notice it here, but the permanent GPS marker is disconcerting.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:09 (6 hours ago) Permalink


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