New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

im sold

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:39 (4 days ago) Permalink

everyones saying its gonna be the iwatch and new iphones except the iwatch prob wont ship for a while seeing as there havent been any component leaks which means its not being manufactured yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (4 days ago) Permalink

why wld they announce it early i guess to give developers some lead time to make em apps

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (4 days ago) Permalink

i wonder what it'll be like i dont want to talk to a watch or wear a watch

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:43 (4 days ago) Permalink

kinda dubious of something that'll have voice as a primary input cause mostly u dont really want other people to know what ur doin

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

watches def seem like an item of the past and also are not at all cool

Clay, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

xp apps for the iwatch to be called 'tapas'

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

better be iGeordi

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:46 (4 days ago) Permalink

apple post jobs falling into new category panic???

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:48 (4 days ago) Permalink

feel like appletv has like 1mx more potential as a game changer than iwatch but also has major business/strategic hurdles that the watch does not the watch u can just make and thats that

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:50 (4 days ago) Permalink

a separate internet designed by apple in california

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:52 (4 days ago) Permalink

the watch will prob sell ok but not nearly the levels of the phone which is something everyone needs all the time, itll do really cool things that no one really cares abt as far as tracking yr health and body

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:54 (4 days ago) Permalink

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.

markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:15 (3 days ago) Permalink

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.

markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:16 (3 days ago) Permalink

istr ipod only had like a week, but it was probably a lot easier to keep under wraps back then because the public weren't too interested

sktsh, Friday, 29 August 2014 08:40 (3 days ago) Permalink

what if it's not a watch

mh, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:14 (3 days ago) Permalink

well have to watch and see

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:16 (3 days ago) Permalink

It's a bracelet

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:46 (3 days ago) Permalink

that "slaps on"

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:47 (3 days ago) Permalink

entirely glass

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:47 (3 days ago) Permalink

it's a cock ring that tells time

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:48 (3 days ago) Permalink

you can't do that! We've not the technology.

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:48 (3 days ago) Permalink

Sex toys are a mature market but the barriers to entry are low. There have been cock rings before but that's what they said about MP3 players.

Alba, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:51 (3 days ago) Permalink

fit your entire iTunes library on one anal bead

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:53 (3 days ago) Permalink

New Apple Lust Objects

, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:55 (3 days ago) Permalink

Maybe I don't want a larger screen.

a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:57 (3 days ago) Permalink

If you are making anal beads, you are half way to a rosary. Now you have two new devices!

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 29 August 2014 15:32 (3 days ago) Permalink

So more and more it looks like we're getting iEZpass?

dan selzer, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:29 (3 days ago) Permalink

want to know how to hide nude selfies in the secure enclave

now what’s trending is grazing (silby), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:33 (3 days ago) Permalink

important secure-selfie tech^

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:36 (3 days ago) Permalink

joe don't give away ideas like that, here's 8 billion dollars

caek, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:11 (3 days ago) Permalink

ty

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:24 (3 days ago) Permalink

i live there, so please don't pollute it with your filth

markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:18 (3 days ago) Permalink

something something barriers to entry something something

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 31 August 2014 00:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

markers I'm sure you've already read it but there's a really long thing by your guy Gurman about how apple goes about its pr. I saw it and thought of you.

sktsh, Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:03 (Yesterday) Permalink

thanks dude! i've looked at parts of it, but it's still sitting in my "reading list" in safari; i should hopefully be reading it soon

markers, Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:38 (Yesterday) Permalink


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