New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

i didn't look at those stats, but didn't gruber post cook admitting that they suck? i guess that's better than nothing

markers, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 11:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hopefully he changes things

markers, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 11:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

This reversible USB connector is legitimately the most exciting thing Apple's done since the Mac Pro

, Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

ha how come no one did that before

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:31 (1 week ago) Permalink

i would imagine there's greater risk of the connector breaking that way but hey, more cable sales

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

great take thx

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

apparently these already exist!

Nhex, Sunday, 17 August 2014 20:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

A new USB standard (type C) with reversible connectors of both ends was finalized less than a week ago. Ultimately this will not only allow the plug to be inserted either way up, but make both sides of the cable have the same connector. But there will likely be a years-long transition period where existing-style connectors are used on one side so that the gazillions of existing USB jacks and devices can still be used.

and in his absence, she (Lee626), Monday, 18 August 2014 03:55 (1 week ago) Permalink

http://instagram.com/p/r2jjTdhQFx

markers, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 01:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

<3

caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 03:50 (1 week ago) Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:25 (1 week ago) Permalink

los angeles develippers

am0n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:06 (1 week ago) Permalink

DEFENDERS DEFENDERS DEFENDERS

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:08 (1 week ago) Permalink

that vine synchs up nicely to

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

yes

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

"Wish we could say more", eh? I hope it's not some voice-controlled watch thing.

stet, Thursday, 28 August 2014 16:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

Maybe it'll be a talking robot.

Alba, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

it might be a iphone

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

It's an iJobs robot that will automatically torment your boardroom and employees

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:55 (Yesterday) Permalink

maybe it's new headphones.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

it'd be neat, but nah, whatever it is has been in development for years now, longer ago than the beats deal was in the works, and they wouldn't launch headphones that aren't Beats, and they wouldn't have had time to integrate Beats product team into whatever this is, and if it were headphones, and they were gonna be good, they wouldn't have bought beats.

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

why did apple buy bears kinda weird imho those shits suck

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

bears say hi to you

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

im sold

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:39 (Yesterday) Permalink

everyones saying its gonna be the iwatch and new iphones except the iwatch prob wont ship for a while seeing as there havent been any component leaks which means its not being manufactured yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

why wld they announce it early i guess to give developers some lead time to make em apps

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

i wonder what it'll be like i dont want to talk to a watch or wear a watch

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:43 (Yesterday) Permalink

kinda dubious of something that'll have voice as a primary input cause mostly u dont really want other people to know what ur doin

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

watches def seem like an item of the past and also are not at all cool

Clay, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

xp apps for the iwatch to be called 'tapas'

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

better be iGeordi

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

apple post jobs falling into new category panic???

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:48 (Yesterday) Permalink

feel like appletv has like 1mx more potential as a game changer than iwatch but also has major business/strategic hurdles that the watch does not the watch u can just make and thats that

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

a separate internet designed by apple in california

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

the watch will prob sell ok but not nearly the levels of the phone which is something everyone needs all the time, itll do really cool things that no one really cares abt as far as tracking yr health and body

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 22:54 (Yesterday) Permalink

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.

markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:15 (5 hours ago) Permalink

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.

markers, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:16 (5 hours ago) Permalink


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