New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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I wonder if these guys who make these fake ads think they're gonna get a job in apple's advertising department as a a result

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

such a waste of fcp/motion skills

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

still think this guy should have got a gig

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is the event tomorrow or Wednesday?

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wednesday

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 04:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Momus has one

http://imomus.livejournal.com/520114.html

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

bah its fake!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/01/26/tablet

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

exciting

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dilute Dilute OK!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 03:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

Please let this thing run Serato.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Serato is actually the main interface to the OS

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hear the tablet is actually manufactured by Numark and will come with red racing stripes.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

comes with a grounding wire

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

will also function as a fridge magnet iirc

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

you have to buy two of them to be a real tablet dj

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

like this guy:

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

so amazing the amount that has been written (and illustrated) about this w/o apple publicly saying word one about it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

i heard it can go up stairs by itself

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I heard it doesn't have a name so death can't find it, it doesn't have a home or people to care for. it's not afraid of anything, men least of all. It's fast and strong like a big wind. It can hear for a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. It can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. It could be right behind you and you wouldn't know it 'til you're dead.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

CANT WAIT TO NOT BUY THIS

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha fantastic post gukbe

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, good post, but from what I'm reading none of that is confirmed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i want to be jaded and w/e but i have a feeling that i'm really, really gonna want one of these immediately

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

ur a doctor qed

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

sike! me too

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Harvey Dent, he's at it again!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

starting in 17 minutes

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

From that engadget post:

9:42AM Okay! We're in our seats and there's some Dylan playing on the sound system!

9:11AM Overall the mood is really jovial right now. It's basically a party in the U.S.A.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Well, now I know not to read that coverage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

basically a party in the U.S.A.

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

new board motto

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hope the home button isn't in the middle of the tablet, as has been shown in all the mock ups; it makes sense on the iphone (where the thumb lands innit) but wouldn't on a tablet (on the same principle)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.justin.tv/#r=y6Ire8c

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

where is the best coverage going to be?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh shit, didn't know TWiT was doing a live show. thanks cozen!

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Exciting updates from Ars Technica:

There's a chair and table on stage

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

not on verizon that's for sure

xxpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

gorenography

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

here we go!

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

ipad

stet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

that nytimes fashion piece quoting Mercola (!) on the possible dangers of wearable computing is some next-level horribleness

but I wondered -- what if it's really crazy stealth marketing? you may not want this apple watch because it's for fitness weirdos and health nuts but what if wearable computing was a little dangerous, kind of like cigarettes?

mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

that nytimes fashion piece...is some next-level horribleness

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

since i am still pretty new to having an iphone i still say dumb shit to siri all the time, it is funny for now

marcos, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:10 (5 days ago) Permalink

it is a very weird experience though, i feel strangely self-conscious about it

marcos, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:11 (5 days ago) Permalink

i still use Siri just to set alarms and make appts, feel like there's still a lot of untapped potential there - but it needs to react a lot faster than it does

Nhex, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 23:07 (5 days ago) Permalink

only use it for those things you mentioned but its worthless for everything else, and def slow yeah

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 23:50 (5 days ago) Permalink

i've just got an iphone 6 after years with a 3gs. mainly i use siri to send unexpectedly cryptic texts to my wife since siri struggles to understand my accent

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 March 2015 10:02 (4 days ago) Permalink

just upgraded to Yosemite, looking great so far. loving the dark mode.

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Thursday, 26 March 2015 10:41 (4 days ago) Permalink

at this point it's almost morbid curiosity to see how far I can push it, but I have that 2006/2007 Mac Pro I have now using a relatively modern graphics card, with two four core xeons (8 cores total), and in another week or so it'll have Bluetooth 4 and 802.11ac with Handoff! Not bad for a machine the OS doesn't technically support.

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:42 (4 days ago) Permalink

I'm still using a mid-2007 iMac with 3gb of RAM. It's still going strong, with the only weakness being that it takes 5 minutes to fully load Spotify

the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:46 (4 days ago) Permalink

we still have our 2007 white macbook, it is pretty slow so we don't use it for much though. we also have a 2013 13-inch macbook pro that is only nominally faster than the 2007 one tbh

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 14:04 (4 days ago) Permalink

there is no way it is only nominally faster, and if so, something is really wrong

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 14:06 (4 days ago) Permalink

yea it's been a while since I used the 2007 one so i could just be forgetting how slow it really was

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 14:11 (4 days ago) Permalink

I've got a 2011 MBP with 16gb of ram and I recently replaced the optical drive with an SSD and it feels pretty good overall other than the keyboard deciding that the r, h, and a couple of other keys need to be pressed super hard to work. SSD was an incredibly dramatic and noticeable improvement in speed.

joygoat, Thursday, 26 March 2015 14:30 (4 days ago) Permalink

my 2008 white macbook has multiple dead keys but I still use it to rip CDs. The keys were because of a spill.

demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:12 (4 days ago) Permalink

*I destroy every Apple product that I own*

, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:29 (4 days ago) Permalink

Lee considers himself a trendy guy

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:56 (4 days ago) Permalink

Yes wear an expensive watch to work while you serve drinks and food all day, great idea.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:07 (4 days ago) Permalink

Can you set it to display how many seconds you've got left to live? I think a waiter would appreciate that.

pplains, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:24 (4 days ago) Permalink

hilarious training materials aside, the in-store watch rollout is basically what Angela Ahrendts was hired for, so it'll be interesting to see how it goes.

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:27 (4 days ago) Permalink

I mean, interesting to me. And markers.

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:29 (4 days ago) Permalink

i wonder if i could custom-order one that could be used as a belt

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:29 (4 days ago) Permalink

Hmm, I wonder if anyone's had the idea to put together –

WELL OF COURSE THEY DID, PROBABLY THE FIRST MEME THAT WAS MADE AFTER THAT ANNOUNCEMENT.

pplains, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:34 (4 days ago) Permalink

I mean, interesting to me. And markers.

I’m interested too! And I suspect it’ll go poorly. It’s a difficult problem.

* Watches have limited demand.
* Watches steal space from Apple’s profitable Macintosh and iPhone businesses.
* Customers won’t accept fashion advice from Apple employees.
* Existing Apple Store employees won’t upsell.
* …?

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:39 (4 days ago) Permalink

I bet John Sculley helped write that training manual.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:41 (4 days ago) Permalink

Meanwhile:

It's also been reported that Trent Reznor is playing a significant role in redesigning the iPhone's music app.

LOL

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:42 (4 days ago) Permalink

beats is actually a pretty good service, I keep saying that, maybe somebody will believe me eventually

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:43 (4 days ago) Permalink

btw I am Trent Reznor

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:44 (4 days ago) Permalink

I've been using it, I never could bring myself to pay for spotify b/c they had two price tiers and I was angry about that

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

hey Trent, "Sin" rules

DJP, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

Can I make the ticking sound like the "Closer" beat?

pplains, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:45 (4 days ago) Permalink

I am glad to hear you think so, DJP. It's something I did really early in my career, but I feel we really bring something different to the old material on tour.

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:46 (4 days ago) Permalink

beats is actually a pretty good service, I keep saying that, maybe somebody will believe me eventually

It certainly has far better networking code than RDIO or Spotify.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:47 (4 days ago) Permalink

their first release of the iPhone app was glitchy and crash-prone but they really stepped it up quickly

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:48 (4 days ago) Permalink

Lee should stick with the watching he's already wearing.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:53 (4 days ago) Permalink

er, watch

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:57 (4 days ago) Permalink

"I'm gonna give the gold one to Harris since he's been on the force for 30 years, but Nelson should get this athletic one after that case he solved last year."

"Oh, you're always watching the detectives, aren't you?"

pplains, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:03 (4 days ago) Permalink


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