mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Apparently she also wrote one about ghosts or something called Spook, but I haven't read that one.

ok this woman is going on my summer reading list

Yes, A. kept walking around the house reading Bonk and laughing and raving about it... meanwhile, I had to read Dimensional Analysis for Meds. Bonk was at therefore at the top of my list!

Good night... time for me to sleeeeeeeeep.

<3 to you all!

night, sara! sleep well!!!

lalo schifrin is such a badass

obviously the only appropriate follow up to watching this movie is to continue drinking and watch the running man

*(lalo schifrin not included)

<3 runnig man

i want to make sure that everyone is aware that the dance sequences in the running man were choreographed by PAULA ABDUL

I didn't know that, but it doesn't surprise me to be brutally honest.

also, had forgotten about mick fleetwood and dweezil zappa in semi-important roles

There are dance sequences in The Running Man? Lord, my memory is shot to hell.

How is that going to even fit in my Netflix queue?

strange fact: dance "the running man" not featured in film "the running man"

i need to go lie down now in order to tell people with construction equipment what to do in 3 hours

xp Well, but you could fix that with a video camera yourself!

Although I guess I don't know that you could fix more than one or two copies. ;_;

'Night John.

I should try sleep again, too. SIGH

LOLLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2648567081_0b66e4084a.jpg

i found snifters, after going to two different dairies - and i got the last; three bags and two fun-sized boxes. unfortunately for itr, these must all go to my lovely jordan, but i have pineapple lumps and perky nanas and milk bottles for the rest of you.

"Mumication is a yearning of the habitual voyeur of what is known as IDIOT THREAD REPOSITORY"

(that's what goes through my head for some reason when I read this thread title)

hey holy crap theres a big hole where my front yard used to be

i am now a hero to the neighborhood children for providing fine construction related hole digging entertainment. my cat, however, is non-plussed.

Congratulations!

I want a geyser of feces to erupt from the pit and coat all the horrified children. Sure, that goes against engineering and physics, but this is Hollywood and I want my magic.

yep, thats going in your FBI file

I stopped reading after "I want a geyser of feces".

NOMINATIONS FOR NEW USERNAMES FOR ILX POSTER "FLUFFY BEAR" IN ORDER TO CREATE EXCITEMENT FOR HIM AND WEAN HIM OFF OF THE PORNO THAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS CONSUMING HIS INTERNET TIME AND KEEPING HIM FROM WALKING OUR HALLOWED HALLS

yep, thats going in your FBI file

-- BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:26 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Because they will turn to me for consultation on my big ideas. First, you will need a spiral on-ramp to nowhere. Then you will need a giant truck loaded with identity theft. Do you have an experimental hovering fighter jet? Good, because dude’s gonna jump on it from the collapsing on-ramp to nowhere. You’re welcome, America.

So fucking great to have you back here.

WARNING WARNING HSTNGS CHATTER AVERT YR EYES

(J031 and I are going to MN for Labor Day. Tickets have been bought. We're coming in Wed night and leaving Mon eve.)

OK PHEW SAFE

OMG SO WORTH WAKING UP TO READ THAT NEWS!!!!

God, I'm also happy to see FB here. YAY!

John: take pictures of that yard! (I am hoping to come see it FINALLY after I get back from vacation...)

RR - the "lollies" look GORGEOUS!

So looking forward to your visit. When I'm done being flat-ass broke, I will come to you.

Yeah, I was just saying to A. last night that "we've meant to visit Boston for 15 years and we still haven't managed it..." LAME

Although allegedly I will be able to have a job when this "nursing school" nonsense is finally over.

(Sadly, right now I literally have to think, "can I afford to drive to the Twin Cities?" FUN! Especially since my classes are, you know, IN THE TWIN CITIES)

right now I literally have to think, "can I afford to drive to the Twin Cities?"

Gas prices are hitting you that hard? Yeesh.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=mumication&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

who knew that it actually meant something?

if i can find the cable to attach my camera to the computer, you guys are totally getting some hott back hoe action

Is it a CAT, a JCB, a Hitachi or what?

xp to Ned - yes. They are eating up a lot of my student loans. Gas is about $4.00 a gallon and I have to make the trip between 3 and 5 times a week. We'd be doing great on just A's salary if I wasn't in school. In the long run, it will be a good thing; I'll be able to get a decent job, too. In the short term, it is suXoring.

Also, I may be asking to borrow money from my parents for school because of some b.s. new law about how many credits I would have had to take last year in order to get student loans this year. They won't give me the loan money until I get to 24 credits. I don't need any more credits (or have time for them). Plus it makes NO sense to take out more loan money for more classes in order to get loan money.

I'm happy to hear that John is getting great backhoe action this morning. I'm sure that is cheering him.

Live the dream, son. *sniff*

Sara: UGH. That sounds like hell! Can you sic any of our lawyer friends on someone?

If I thought it would help, I would create a very scary team of lawyers. But I don't think that even they can change moronic laws. I just have to get through the program and get a job. I could get a job as a CNA if I wanted to give up sleep and hear a lot of complaints from my kids about how I never see them...

Really, I shouldn't complain; it's not like we don't have food or anything and we are even on a very nice vacation right now. It is just frustrating to have to make three round trips to the hospital for clinical weekends and pay $60 for that privilege. Not to mention parking. And expensive hospital food, which SUCKS.

I'm terrified to discover what my books will cost for this term. They were about $1,200 for the first term. (For TWO classes!)

(I spend a lot of time being mad at myself for not going to nursing school before I had kids. Which is a huge waste of time, but I can't seem to not be annoyed with myself).

ANYWAY I'm sure it will alllllll work out in the end...

Well, I'm mad at myself for never going back to business school, if it's any consolation (not that I've actually needed to but it would be a nice break from working)...

It's sort of consoling. Part of it is me being angry at myself for listening to my mother's "you don't have enough STAMINA to be a nurse" b.s. when I was in college the first time.

I love her, but omg she can be so hurtful. Also, pretty off base (at least so far I kind of find what we've been doing energizing).

Also, I had NO IDEA you ever wanted to go to business school!

I guess I would be more shocked if you suddenly revealed a lifelong desire to be a dentist or something, but still.

An M.B.A. would actually make a lot of sense, though.