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High opinion of ones own interlect=creation of ideals to force upon "ordinary" people who actually dont give a shit.

Sieg Heil Mr Wallace

Hmmm Can anyone guess what Jess does for a living....answers on a postcard

― P C, Saturday, 16 November 2002 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

WORST
THREAD
EVER

(sorry, Yancey, you had no way to predict)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 16 November 2002 04:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yancey, if it makes you feel any better, your question or posts further down havent angered me in the least.
Maybe I should search for a loud sex thread, cause as most of us who lived in student residences know, its freaking annoying.
I mean if your trying to fall asleep and hearing: "Whose the Monster", "Fuck Me Like This All Night Long", or "aaaa", "ooo", "eee", "iii" "uuuu" and sometimes :yyyy" its not pretty no matter who it is.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 16 November 2002 07:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just skimming, but I want to point out that I actually do work with a guy named David Brent.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 16 November 2002 07:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm only going to say that sometimes I've said things in the heat of the moment (i.e.,. when I've been really annoyed at a situation I felt I had little control over) that weren't nice and that I may or may not have actually meant, JUST because I was in a rotten mood about whatever it was. I think maybe some of y'all are being a little hard on Yance...

Shutting up now.

― luna.c (luna.c), Saturday, 16 November 2002 07:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who's the monster ?!!!

I am going to use "Fuck Me Like This All Night Long" though, it sounds like something a computer would say. A fat computer.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 16 November 2002 09:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, this is a depressing thread.

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 16 November 2002 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

RickyT: Art is pain.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 16 November 2002 12:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

a) put popcorn in the tailpipe of his car, and wait til he drives again...
b) unscrew the curtain rod in his room, put prawns down the pole, screw it up again, and wait for the bad smell to drive him/his girlfriend off
c) the next time u know she's coming over, get a little notepad and write various things on it ('666' 'the voices are back' etc) and place it strategically where u know she will see it.

evil enough for u? i can think of more......

― cathii, Saturday, 16 November 2002 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh the irreverentism!

I have a hypothesis that the only PC defense to being called an [x] -ist is "I'M [X]!!!!"

Not:

some of my best friends are [x]
my wife is [x]
my ex-wife is [x]
I used to be [x]
I'm [y] (even where [y] may share some attributes of [x]) but the person could not truthfully say "I'm [x]"

I have tested this hypothesis by forcing myself to say "I'M [x]" whenever someone accuses me of [x] -ism. Often, the result is preposterous, so I then have to deal with the resultant confusion and offense to others. The hope is that these punishments will train me not to say things that offend others gratutitously. (If I insult someone, I like to think that I did so intentionally and with good reason.) So if I say something idiotic, by all means call me on it. Anyway, as usual, that's more than you care to know about me. Byeee!

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 16 November 2002 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah jess marcello had his brain out. what are you fuckin tripPing/?

― psnfff, Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

duane, i say this with all sincerity, but get off whatever you're on.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm not on anything especial but dude c'mon, that is not marcello carlin

― doorag@#######.#####., Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

The anonymous people aren't regulars - check the log for the horrid truth.
-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 15th, 2002

whoops, my bad tom. christ, that IS depressing then, innit?
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15th, 2002

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

what are you, paranoid? for shitsake like any of those ppl were me, shut up already

― , Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love shitsake mushrooms!

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's hard not to try

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

chaki yr a vile human

― doop, Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha duane is the worst advert ever for a life of drugs and bad rock music*.

(*excepting lou reed, of course.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

no he's not.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok i will change my ways

― d, Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's wrong with disliking the fact that this girl's overweight? As far as Im concerned - nothing.

I can however appreciate the fact that a fat person will always make a lot of noise when having sex by virtue of the fact that they have to enjoy it to max whenever they get a chance to do it. The fact that its understandable doesn't make it acceptable.

If it were my flat, I'd have the balls to tell them to keep quite or fuck off.

Mind you - if she were a beautiful blonde with big breasts - I'd possitively encourage it. But that's because I'm shallow.

― Nick W, Monday, 18 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw they deleted the ref on thefridaything board! wah. still we seem to have had it do the rounds in e-mails.

http://talk.thefridaything.co.uk/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dd784c979b2ffff;act=ST;f=4;t=1487

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 18 November 2002 13:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

why not annoy them back by playing oompah music at volume whenever they get amourous or by masturbating noisily in unison to them

― ian c, Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

* cough cough *

He's moving out

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not really for this reason though. Things just sort of worked out, out of the blue.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jess is a prick.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Thin White Duke"
It's David Bowie! He posted to this thread. That's such what he would write too.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 16 December 2002 05:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Why'd you have to revive this thread? I had forgotten about it... Oh well. I moved out, as Sarah pointed out, back in December. I am MUCH happier now (plus my new house is pretty swank). One fitting thing: the day I was moving out, my roomie and his galpal were, once again, fucking, sounding like a pair of retarded monkeys or something. SO loud. Good times, eh?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck. I just realized I revived this thread. A Nairn mentioned it on the musicains-ILM thread and I saw his post and thought it was current and etc., etc. Disregard, please!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Last night she was screaming at the top of her lungs: "FUCK YOU MCFLY!" Are they doing some sort of Back to the Future roleplaying thing???

ooooh no! now i am SCARRED FOR LIFE. i couldn't help reading it...
*sobs*

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven months pass...

this thread was mentioned at the NYC FAP ... fwiw

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

BEST THREAD EVAH

― It's True, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

Did anyone ever figure out what it was that they were making that required cinnamon and marshamellow topping?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

sweet sweet cinnamony marshmallowey lurve?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

FUCK YOU MCFLY is such a great thing to say during sex, wow.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

PC is Calum, isn't he?

― Hmmm, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

NOW i remember why i hate yancey.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

(and i feel bad for yancey.)

-- jess

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

i can pity those i hate!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

I am 99% sure that PC is Calum.....

Overweight Scottish bloke? HAS to be

― Hmmm, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, dude I'm so not fat it's not even funny.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

and anyway, in re-reading his opening post, i have no idea why i would have felt bad in the first place except for some bizarre one-time-only attempt at "diplomacy".

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago) link

i am ashamed

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

btw tad, WHY was this mentioned at the fap?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

i think it was b/c one of the FAPpers had a roommate that was screwing at odd hours.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

Like sands through the hourglass....

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago) link

WE GOT TIGHT WIPS EVRYDAY EVERYONE HERE TEH MUSIC PLAY

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:30 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking hell.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

the horror!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

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