THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

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Hahaha!

Dude, it was so obviously you!

I like that "persona" though, it makes me laugh.

oh yeah, i hate markelby too.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 11:29 AM. (Mark C) (link)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/meandchristian.jpg

Finally a plot for Terminator 4.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 4th, 2005 6:01 PM. (Mark C)

are you all done with patting yourself on the back yet?

answer = no you're an obscene insult against humanity you fascist fuck

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 28th, 2004 5:19 PM. (Mark C) (later)

Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

haha fuck you logged out (coward) and the SELFISH, IGNORANT, ABUSIVE way you have chosen for you and your fellow countrymen to be treated. One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:37 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

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If I meet logged off I'll kick her in the face for destroying the planet. The fucking bitch.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:39 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

"regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE"

or

"One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much."

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

Is this one trick pony part of the Scottish one-liner massiv?
-- Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:12 (2 years ago) Link

When eating gummy bears, do you ever take one and bite a part of it off, and take another one and bite the opposite part of it off, then stick them together to create a cruel Frankenstein gummy creature? Cause that's what I'm doing. This one has a white body and a red head, making him look almost Christmas-y.

-- kenan, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

never forget

one trick pony?

how is this not in the ile 'greatest' list.

the only appreciation thread that should have been nominated = the estela appreciation thread

i didn't know ^@^ had been around so long.

do keep up

LOL

Mark C, Internet Shill

I read the script and really enjoyed it. I reckon it'll be good. I suspect the grizzled fun-hating ILZingxors aren't the target audience.

-- Mark C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:57 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I really, really like Moving Wallpaper (I've seen the final 3 eps). Apparently ep 1 takes a while to get going but it quickly improves.

But Simon, nice kneejerk condemnation of an actual innovative idea you don't understand ;)

-- Mark C, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER
-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

lol

http://furniturefarm.co.uk/alisheep/mintsau4.jpg

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

-- hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

-- bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

haaa

the x-men joeks up thread killed me esp---

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

Which reminds me - his thread about some poor dude politely asking him for advice is the lowest thing he's done for a while.

-- Mark C, Friday, 1 August 2008 12:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Let go, Dom.

Who changed the title of the truth bomb thread?

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40

haha this is my favorite non-star trek thread on noize

nice, that bear is eating him!

-- cutty (mcutt), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:30 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

-- caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:41 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection

Fuck you, Harvard.

― Mark C, Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:)

Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

I'm not sure I could eat mini-cheddars in the pub if I knew pork scratchings were a viable alternative. Maybe make sandwiches of the latter with the former?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

is there anything he won't turn into a sandwich

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:O

magneto carlin

an embarrassment of lols here

chuck woollenry

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society

KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE IN THE 09

http://991.com/gallery_180x180/FreiheitMunchener-Freihe-Keeping-The-Dream-218101-991.jpg

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ we should all go out this weekend and find out