Novocaine abuse

'naked women's basketball' sounds neck-wrenchingly fun to watch.

I smell Wu and/or Sweeny and/or Morris in here. I can't be sure as they all use the same aftershave.

Ah yes, that strange aroma of "Toilet Duck For Men"

Still better than "Toilet Men For Ducks".

I personally have 2 bottles of powdered novocaine in my posession. I acctually got it for free from a friend who stole it from a dentist in my town. He didn't know what to do with it so he gave it to me. Ive tried snorting it and all it does is make your throat go numb. Today i tried smoking it in a lightbulb like meth and crack, and it made me feel real loopy and my throat, tongue, and face went numb. Its not as sweet as everyone says. Injecting it is pointless. All it does is make a small area of your body numb. And it hurts like hell after you snort it. Your whole head just sort of throbs.

My advice: Stay the fuck away from novocaine. Its not worth shit.

Thom, you have made me very, very happy. Do you pronounce your last name as 'molly' or 'mullet'?