"Death Blow: When someone wants to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!"
― gershy, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Aren't they great titles? Sack Lunch would be what, a National Lampoon style comedy?
― moley, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I think of Sack Lunch as more of a goofy high concept family comedy in the Honey I Shrunk The Kids mold (wiki: "One of the burning questions that bothers Elaine is whether the people on the poster for the movie got shrunk down or are in a giant sack").
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
There was once a movie poster in the background of a Seinfeld scene with a horse rearing up on its hind legs. The title of the movie was 'Prancer'
Prancer is a real movie. It is about a reindeer.
― jessie monster, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
the English Patient is a real film?!?!
― Alan, Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i would probably pay cash money to go see rochelle rochelle: the musical.
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link
death blow, just for kramer saying "come onnnn, jerry.... we're gonna miss the death blow!!"
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
"...but then you see the really bad dancer, and you cry AGAIN."
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Seinfeld and the Simpsons have the best fake movie titles
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I've got it narrowed down to Sack Lunch, PROG-NO-SIIIS NEGATIIIVE, and Mountain High ("You've got to get me over that mountain!"). Death Blow, Cold Fusion, and Ponce De Leon are almost too lifelike.
Ah, hell, Sack Lunch. I'm in the camp that thinks they don't actually get shrunk - it's just a screwball picture that shows you a bunch of wacky looking people in a sack as an indication that funny people will be in this movie. "Or is it just a big sack?"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Schindler's List
― Jordan, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link
"Rochelle, Rochelle" makes me laugh, and I don't even know why.
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
SO OTM
― J.D., Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
prognosis negative
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 25 November 2007 09:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i used to think ponce de leon was a real one!
― J.D., Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Which was the one mentioned in 'The Movie' episode, that George admitted to crying at ? The description of that one was great
― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"Enjoy...Blame It On The Rain?" was the A+ cinema line putdown.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link
ah it's Ponce De Leon
― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Rochelle Rochelle has to be it but Prognosis Negative is close. I think Larry David actually wrote a screenplay for Prognosis Negative.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah yes...
According to the 'Notes About Nothing' on the Seinfeld DVD release, Prognosis Negative is an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David about a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad."
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Ste, Thursday, November 29, 2007 5:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
other movies that have made brought a tear to George Costanza's eye: Home Alone and The Wrath of Khan
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I've actually refered to stuff that would make the "erotic classics" section of our store as "rochelle, rochelle movies" so I'm going with that.
― da croupier, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
honorable mention to Death Blow though
― da croupier, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Ponce De Leon was my favourite by far, as a generic girly arthouse film. I have to admit that I didn't realise at the time that Ponce De Leon was a real historical character. Are Americans familiar with the word "ponce"?
― Alba, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, which one did jerry videotape for kramer's friend that eats too much candy
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Death Blow and Cry, Cry Again were the highlights of Jerry's career as a movie theater bootlegger.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Where is 'Cupids Rifle' from? I don't recall this one
― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Prognosis Negative is an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David about a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad."
I really hope this gets produced someday (the merits of/disaster that is/controversial touchstone "Sour Grapes" notwithstanding).
Someone do a Simpsons Movie Titles poll!!!!
― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
these are all pretty brilliant
― sleep, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Ste, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:52 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
it's one of the titles Kramer rattles off when he becomes the Moviephone guy.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
oh god this list is like exactly the same for me
― and what, Thursday, 29 November 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
...a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad.
This was done in the show once with George. He found a white spot somewhere on his skin and had it looked at, and when given the "negative" results later kind of semi-collapsed and started moaning how things were just starting to go good for him and now this, sob, sob. Then Jerry sets him straight.
― nickn, Thursday, 29 November 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
These results are almost exactly right, except for Chow Fun getting robbed.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 30 November 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Man: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty.King: Why wouldn't I?Man: Because the king is always in jeopardy.King: Yes, but it's only a game.Man: (suspiciously) Yes, of course. Only a game.
― velko, Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Still cracks me up everytime :-D
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, I hate Wikipedia editors. This article has been deleted?
― Ari (whenuweremine), Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link
"Delete- I agree wholeheartedly with the nominator. It's mostly original research, and excessive detail on fictional trivia- and there's hardly a source to be seen. There are enough fan sites out there; let's not turn this serious encyclopedia into yet another one."
loud fucking lolz @ "this serious encyclopedia"
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought The Muted Heart was pretty funny.
― fields of salmon, Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link
either Chunnel or Agent Zero
― billstevejim, Sunday, 22 November 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Strong delete Send it to Seinfeld-pedia, if there is one. This is a lot like List of Peter Griffin's jobs, in that it's a cute little in-universe article that would be great for a wiki specifically devoted to the show, but has no place whatsoever in a general-interest encyclopedia.
It's a fair enough point, I suppose. But if you're going to hold wikipedia to such standards, there's enough editing work to be done to keep a fleet of temps busy for a year. Deleting this isn't altogether wrongheaded, but it's pretty high-and-mighty.
Which is to say: Man, I hate Wikipedia editors.
― kenan, Sunday, 22 November 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Also: Seinfeld is of pretty gotdamn general interest, last I checked.
― kenan, Sunday, 22 November 2009 07:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://stratagems.org/images/SackLunch.jpg
― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link
slightly annoyed that these are all posters as if the movies were made in 2013 and not the mid-'90s, but still fun: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/08/16/revisiting-the-seinfeld-movie-posters?utm_campaign=fbposts&utm_source=facebook
― some dude, Friday, 16 August 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
^^ agreed, good casting though.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:13 (eight years ago) link
Mostly, but I wouldn't have Lars von Trier direct Rochelle, Rochelle, nor would I cast Anne Hathaway in it - you need a foreigner there
― Josefa, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link
Rochelle, Rochelle is probably directed by Julio Medem and with Paz de la Huerta in the lead role.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
Paz de la Huerta is technically American, but I might still green light that proposal
― Josefa, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, I feel like they missed what "kind" of movie Rochelle, Rochelle was standing in for.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link
They definitely went too highbrow with a few of these--I guess I could see Malick's Ponce de Leon, but Cronenberg's Prognosis Negative ignores the kind of 90s genre thriller they were getting at (specifically Malice? Extreme Measures?), and really, Rochelle, Rochelle would make much more sense as a Zalman King production than a Von Trier.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link
(though how they would have gotten a Bette Midler musical out of either Rochelle, Rochelle idk)
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link
On the Seinfeld Wiki page--which seems to be the source for the original poll--they suggest that Rochelle, Rochelle is modeled on the Emmanuelle films. I was thinking of something like I Am Curious, Yellow (haven't seen it, always wanted to), although from what I've read, that's also very political. Definitely late-'60s, early-'70s softcore art-porn, though, not Lars von Trier. (Great poster, but they should have worked "from Milan to Minsk" into the tagline.)
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
Prognosis Negative made me think of Flatliners for some reason
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 April 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link
The world travel aspect of Rochelle, Rochelle does call to mind the Emmanuelle films, but Emmanuelle is a wiser, more assertive character than I imagine Rochelle to be. I see Rochelle as more like the innocent girl in director Just Jaeckin's The Story of O (1975). And there are cinematic echoes of a Rochelle type going up to such films as Eréndira (1983). Basically I see Rochelle, Rochelle as a mid '70s to mid '80s film.
It's funny that the title seems to allude to Rachel, Rachel (1968), which is not much of an erotic journey imo.
― Josefa, Saturday, 9 April 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/9/9a/The_movie.png
― new noise, Saturday, 9 April 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link