Prince Philip's racist quotes compiled in a book

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Smoking pot gives you a belly???

― Dan (Someone Had To, Okay?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

listening to Belly makes you wanna smoke pot

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

melvin belli had a pot belly!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

He visited a kid in a school who wanted to become an astronaut, and remarked "You'd better lose some weight first!"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

B-b-but in space you're weightless!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

and in space prince philip would still be a cunt.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

a very youthful and boyish me, circa 2002 (i think), ignoring prince philip. the speech bubble was added by our erstwhile picture editor, i think.

the royal twat stood behind my fucking desk for five minutes while my then boss (in the blue frock) tried to explain to him the subeditor's noble art. i attempted to run over his foot with my chair at one point, but it didn't work.

he did try to speak to me; i studiously ignored him.

stet wore a fucking suit specially for the occasion, the big royalist MOOK.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

er, sorry. got so cross i forgot to include the pic.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

in fact, that's stet's great big ginger royal-arse-licking head in the foreground. forelock, for tugging, sadly not visible.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

And that's GF's sole white T-shirt. Now, thankfully, binned.

I'm a royalist because being a Lord looks cool on bank cards etc. That's all. Plus they have nice big houses, and might give me one if I chop their heads off.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

GF, WHEN DID YOU SWOP TO HOTT BOSS?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

The silly sod can't even iron his ties properly.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

Like he's ever wielded an iron!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

remind me again why the British royal family have not all been taken out and shot?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Too much upheaval for phlegmatic Britain.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, there's always someone else down the pecking order from the last one you shoot, so it could take a while to eradicate the whole lot of them.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

you could always make a game out of it. y'know, like fox hunting. ("Look lively, chaps! I believe I spy a Windsor buttering crumpets in the hedgerow!")

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

remind me again why the British royal family have not all been taken out and shot?

Because we can't work out whether to shoot, gas or hang them.

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

I've read about the 'pot belly' comment before but I think it was then refering to Ethopians rather than Hungarians. Not sure where they got Hungarians from.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Plus they have nice big houses, and might give me one if I chop their heads off.

Yes, the Tower of London's quite big, I hear.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

GF, WHEN DID YOU SWOP TO HOTT BOSS?

about a year after that picture was taken. however, "hott" boss (cozen's words, i should add, not mine) is no longer my boss. o well.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dawn did a really good close-up photo of Prince Philip, recently.

Want a see?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oooh yes. Please.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

"I'm afraid I've just done a whoopsie in your beret."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, there's always someone else down the pecking order from the last one you shoot, so it could take a while to eradicate the whole lot of them.

and we'd end up with Dan from Roseanne.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 2 June 2006 08:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Grimly, I am weeping real tears of laughter at that captioned photo.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 2 June 2006 09:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

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