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Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

panties that start too early

minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

'the point of prolapse'

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

"horny"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

i now have region free hair

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbion Conversation Questions

smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

there aren't enough horrors in the day

Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

World Bursts!

smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

could your blow job be done by a powerful computer?

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

g o d a d d y

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

2012 Albums Poll Afterparty of Sluts, Ballots and Differential Calculus

how's life, Sunday, 28 April 2013 10:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

NYTimes: Marc Bolan says you don't really need the expensive kitchen stuff [Started by Hurting 2 in May 2007, last updated 29 minutes ago by free your spirit pig (La Lechera) on I Love Cooking] 4 new answers

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Ozu threat. [Started by Amateurist (amateurist) in February 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by cacao nibs (Eric H.) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

xp particularly if you're making Hippy Gumbo.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

TS: Most Retarded-Looking Naked Ladies [Started by petesmith (plsmith) in September 2005, last updated 2 hours ago by diamonddave85] 21 new answers

Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

funding an apartment in nyc

Aimless, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Elvis of Christian Rock

whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 18:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

seamless gits [Started by nakhchivan in February 2011, last updated 14 seconds ago by Le Bateau Ivre on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

Would you rather have been in the Bible, or have walked on the moon?

Is It Wrong To Lick Mike Oldfield?

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

ITT: Tell Your Mom To Fuck Off

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

Simon & Garfunkel - BONKERS poll

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Doors DOX! 'Cause You Know You Can!

and everybody in the thread making prank calls to Robby Kreiger's private landline.

how's life, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:23 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Top 100 ACCORDION sucks

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 26 May 2013 18:28 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

mixtape for after you get handsome [Started by luriqua in September 2007, last updated 1 hour ago by Doran] 9 new answers

Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

^not exactly misread but this is the way Zing cuts it short:
mixtape for after you get hard...

willem, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:57 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

The variety of functions of such a mixtape is amusing me.

Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:04 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

guilty NEWB thread

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

seriously unsettled me for a second

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Heavy Hitlers #2: Emily Dickinson v Walt Whitman [Started by decent skinsmanship (Michael B) in November 2010, last updated 25 seconds ago by j. on I Love Books] 1 new answer POLL results

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Evan, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Tzatziki: Search & Destroy

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to high five

goole, Monday, 3 June 2013 20:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

pictures of people who are so not gay [Started by 乒乓 in November 2012, last updated 2 hours ago by 乒乓] 1 new answer

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:57 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Is the CAtholic Church a cat ? [Started by anthony in December 2001, last updated 5 minutes ago by goole on I Love Everything] 6 new answers

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Kate Middleton appreciation thread [Started by these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera) in November 2012, last updated 5 hours ago by free your spirit pig (La Lechera)] 2 new answers

Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2013 09:03 (1 week ago) Permalink

haha I misread "Bands in which all of the main members are dead" as "Boards in which all of the main members are dead"

READY 4 CONFETTI (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 June 2013 17:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

is that what became of Ask Dr. Freud?

Treeship, Saturday, 8 June 2013 17:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

opimus PRIME/NSA/free Edward Snowden/encryption tutorial thread

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

Manic: The Gathering C/D

Aimless, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:01 (1 week ago) Permalink

Get up off that floor and pipe down: A Poll of Textual Geffens

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:02 (1 week ago) Permalink

Jewish Japanese Bossa Nova & Sophistipop [non-Shibuya-Kei] [Started by the KRUNK SPiNNiNG DANCER (PappaWheelie V) in January 2009, last updated 3 hours ago by Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli) on I Love Music] 2 new answers

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 09:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

Can We All Be Weirdos + Show Mike Love?

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 09:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

rolling middle age 2013 thread

Oh maintenance (doo dah), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 11:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

Clarence White-Bra Byrds

lols lane (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 04:01 (3 hours ago) Permalink


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