Do we have a PAZZ AND JOB 2009 thread yet?

I couldn't predict how or if PFM's hit count would increase if it started reviewing these artists

You really can't predict that?!? It would go down. Way the fuck down. Because nobody cares, and we'd be seen as another bullshit corporate magazine that just covers what is popular solely because it's popular. Are there any music media outlets of any note that give a shit about Nickelback? So why would you think that's some kind of food for hitcounts?

and we'd be seen as another bullshit corporate magazine that just covers what is popular solely because it's popular

dude, hate to break this to you, but your decade in music piece was sponsored by an ice cream company

not really the same thing

i was talking about the corporate part

I don't see how having advertisers is the same thing as being independently owned and being willing to ignore platinum artists and cover niche artists. Nobody is denying we are a small business.

scott the part you quoted was a comparison, not me interpreting your words to mean just that. but seriously, name your terms for my thread, just so I can be fair about it: over 200k sales, in the past how many years?

2005-, and I think I said over 200K sales, didn't make a year-end list (miranda lambert did btw) or get reviewed.

I bet I agree with most of them too. No doubt we miss things. Actually most of them will be regional hip-hop artists plus whatever some people here want to cover in Alfred's Nickleback Contrarian Daily magazine. ;)

I sympathize with Lex. It's so fun to hate!

And I know the first thing you thought of as a reference point too. (Just like I did.)

A peek into the past: Neil Tennant on the power of hate

Alfred's Nickleback Contrarian Daily

Any ideas for which advertisers I should hit?

ben and jerry's

^^indie rock of the ice cream world

Any ideas for which advertisers I should hit?

You'd have to ask business not editorial, but I do know you'll need readers first.

The number of people hungry to read about Nickleback and Leann Womack the way you want them covered is miniscule.

Unless "on Pitchfork" is inserted somewhere in that sentence, no, that is not true.

I will tell you where I would hope to find an intelligent, critical, well-written article on Nickelback, why they're big, who likes 'em etc: a newspaper or something like the New Yorker. Or Rolling Stone even! Or Salon! Pitchfork shouldn't be expected to cover everything just because long-form generalist writing has collapsed elsewhere, surely?

I do think P4K should have reviewed "The E.N.D." but then I liked both the singles a lot. And obviously I didn't think so strongly enough to pitch it or anything!

great popular (and semi-popular) albums of the past 5 years that Pitchfork didn't review

wasn't there an article about re-evaluating nickelback on slate or something and it was pretty much retarded?

I could see that for an aggregator like allmusic (esp one w/factual and biographical info; one who reputation isn't built on what it covers), but I think Alfred is talking a pub that works more as a filter. And I don't think I could name any of those covering Nickleback with any degree of success.

It's weird to claim that excellent writers tackling major artists would be a turn-off. I don't know if P4K covered the Brad Paisley album - and it's not my cup of tea at all - but the way Jody Rosen writes about it on Slate is eye-opening and compelling, and I can't see why there wouldn't be room for that anywhere. Obviously you'd have to be selective but come on, there's great stuff to be written about the Black Eyed Peas, from all kinds of angles. P4K has a phenomenal talent pool and I don't think that more astute engagement with pop would diminish the site's other role as an agenda-setter. Unless the readership is in fact the close-minded indie Taliban that its detractors claim.

Obviously, I'm not sure what the practical limitations are here. I thought the advantage of a website over print was that you weren't so restricted space-wise and therefore could throw in a Black Eyed Peas review without it squeezing out a Liars one. I can understand more if it's simply a budget issue.

Pitchfork shouldn't be expected to cover everything just because long-form generalist writing has collapsed elsewhere, surely?

of course not, it's entirely up to pitchfork how they conceive their mission and their audience, and scott's being pretty straightforward about that. it still doesn't get to my desire for writing about any kind of music -- whether it's vampire weekend or susan boyle -- that thinks more broadly about how and why culture works, how it happens and what it all means (man). a new vampire weekend or animal collective album is a chance to do all of that, but for the most part what we get is "the lads've done it again!", or "bit of a sophomore slump there, boys." which i realize is really a complaint about the quality of critical discourse more broadly. and i also realize that one natural response to that is, "well if you're interested in that, why don't you do it?" which is fair enough.

xpost: yeah jody rosen is a good and rare example of how to do that kind of thing well.

OMG! What'd I miss?

tipsy, you know I love your 1940s-film-lovin' ass but I think your, at best, indifference to The Animal Collectives (in mpp form) is putting up some blinders. You say you want a sense of how "20-something paralegals in omaha getting turned onto mpp at some 4th-of-july cookout." You want writing on mpp that doesn't feel "sealed off," that discusses "how or whether the music engages with anything outside of its own hipster-runoff universe."

But when confronted with a piece which does exactly that, you switch the terms of debate. Now you want a piece about what "the indie arrested-development sensibility of the past 15 years or so signif[ies] about the economic situation of the american middle class." Well, I could argue that Mike Powell's perfectly fine hymn to mpp in the Voice addresses the latter concern. But it quite obviously does discuss "how or whether the music engages with anything outside of its own hipster-runoff universe." You mention the Spike Jonze reference but completely ignore the heart(s) of the piece - playing the music for his parents. He details the how (dad's curiosity; in the car with mom after a movie) and the whether (kind sorta for dad; hells no for mom). And while the fact that dad was even curious to begin with and the movie he saw with mom was Where The Wild Things Are may speak (rather petulantly, I'd say, but voila) to his parents' own hipster proclivities, Powell is still trying to engage with the album outside of his own hipster-runoff universe (the parameters of which are what exactly? do we think we know Powell so well that we can paint that universe in any useful detail?). So why would the 4th-of-july cookout be necessarily more compelling (or real?) than a car ride with mom? And why would 20-something paralegals have a corner on that (or any) reality?

Also, with all due respect to Le Tigre, we have to stop thinking of "myspace pages to small music blogs to big music blogs to pitchfork" as somehow not real or less real than "the college radio-zines-clubs world" or even Scott's smart acknowledgment of "bars, cafes, shops, boutiques, restaurants." Not only do the interwebs produce myriad real effects but there's a reality (a corporeality, if you will) to how we engage with them. Furthermore, all their inequities or shortcomings were/are present in the "more real" public sphere, e.g., face-to-face communication can throw up smokescreens; trolling existed well before the interwebs; etc.

if you'll allow me to be glib for a moment, techno was always already the first indie manifestation in dance music. Which is why this "takeover" has been so subtle and so successful.

You may be using "indie manifestation" in a way different than I can imagine at the moment but this is patently incorrect. There was always a disco underground on independent labels running parallel to (and sometimes in tandem with) the mainstream hits/lifeworld, esp. fertile in the early 1980s when disco "died."

The chuck eddy essay is the most annoying thing I've ever read.

But annoying is fun, cf. Alain Robbe-Grillet.

wasn't there an article about re-evaluating nickelback on slate or something and it was pretty much retarded?

― call all destroyer, Friday, January 22, 2010 10:41 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was about Creed btw

ah dammit you're right. could have probably written the same essay abt nickelback though.

Four hours late but re bands p4k doesn't cover: Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Paramore, etc.

theres a thread about this

lol. Nevermind. I see the thread spin-off has this covered.

For another what-if, here's a non-GAPDY chart retabulating without anybody who voted for G, A, P, D or Y. Yet another way of seeing that there are definite clusters of taste, whatever you want to call them: maybe indie, oldie, hard and smooth...

holy hell Glenn, I could lose HOURS on that stats site

i love how Mastodon, converge and baroness all beat the xx. Take that hipsters!

^^^hipster metal all.^^^

wow what a coup for hipster metal

But when confronted with a piece which does exactly that, you switch the terms of debate.

yes and no. i mean, i gave the powell piece partial credit -- it at least tries to connect the band to other things in the culture. but limiting the terms of discussion to himself and how he and his dad react differently and how "isn't this all about growing up" and so on still to me seems plagued with exactly the kind of insularity that afflicts an awful lot of writing about indie by indie fans for indie fans. on the music writing thread i was a defender of first-person writing having at least a legitimate place in criticism, but that whole lead-in to the animal collective essay seems like the kind of first-person stuff that people were objecting to on that thread. solipsism taking the place of insight. so i guess to be clearer, i'm not just interested in whether 20something paralegals in omaha like animal collective, but, you know ... why. why this music, why now. there's actually an interesting line in a current pitchfork review of the 'campfire songs' reissue:

The music also illustrates the drift away from masculine beats and toward sensual waves that has been indie music's prevailing current in recent years, as rock influences have lost ground.

... which is a good observation, but it doesn't really connect it to things deeper in the AC/indie ethos, it just sort of observes that it's going on. i guess what i value about good cultural criticism is that it can make connections and reveal things going on in the culture, well beyond the boundaries of whatever song or book or movie happens to be under consideration. you can of course also take that too far, parsing every beyoncé song for what it says about bank bailouts, but in general i think popular criticism tends to not examine enough what's going on in the substrata. so, i mean, if you're going to write about animal collective being the "album of the year," you know, that could/should say something about the year, or the decade, or the subculture that produced, or whatever. i like that powell's dad didn't like all the reverb (me either), but ... why does it sound that way? what does that sound mean?

can we talk about frontrunners for Pazz and Jop 2010 here?

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/sports/prince-reveals-song-for-vikings-saints-game

okay wtf

did he jack a melody from the lutheran hymn book?

all this "why doesn't Pitchfork cover ___?!" handwringing reminds me of the identity politics of the 90s where people (incl. me) would complain about corporate media and its blinders and how there were no [insert minority/niche figures] on TV or in Rolling Stone or whatever. Except now its backwards and you people are complaining about how the little "indie" doesn't cover "mainstream" stuff. oh teh lolz

like, eagerly awaiting Brad Paisley appearing on Pitchfork TV in an "indie websites STILL suck" t-shirt

TABLES...TURNED

I didn't ask why, and I wasn't handwringing or demanding change, for the record.

but, y'know, thanks for playing, shakey reading comprehension collier

not really referring to you but thx for taking it personally some dude

THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!

*shits in a bag*

*lights it on fire*

*reviews bag of fire*

*give it a 4.3*

*eats some Häagen-Dazs*

lol

"That bag of fire so deserved the monkey pissing in its own mouth. I mean, c'mon."

yeah, i liked his early shits-in-a-bag-and-sets-it-on-fire antics sooooo much better. you know, like, back when he was still "cutting edge," man.

"I've got a few of his early ziplocs that were just outstanding, but the full bag loses some of that charm."

*reissues early flaming bags of shit on 180 gram vinyl*

*reviews reissue in the form of a short story involving two young hipsters having sex and eating ice cream in an American Apparel changing room*