The rock hyrax is one angry looking motherfucker

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Always confusing to me: Hyraxes are also called Coneys sometimes, but so are this animal, the Pika, which is related to rabbits:

xhuxk, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

"the least I can do is afford you the opportunity of surviving the evening"

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

CaptainHyrax

harbl, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ all this

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

never heard of these guys before!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

The coney thing... I think that comes from the King James Bible, with whoever wrote it not having a clue what the little animals referred to in the OT were.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Not had this picture yet?

Hyrax tower!

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

hyrarchy

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

I love how cross the baby hyrax looks.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

the world's angriest infant

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

mean rocking hirax:

xhuxk, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Cigar-chomping hyrax.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

the rock hyrax, my favorite treyf beastie

XD

there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

man this makes want to put on Hate Fear And Power

nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

i dunno why anyone ever got it in their minds to EAT one. though maybe that was the POINT of making hyrax meat treyf.

טרײף טְרֵפָה‎ (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

okay, so i just got the okay from the guys at animal reviews to do a piece or three and just finished a lengthy essay on the household dust mite.
I think maybe a rock hyrax next, after the california condor.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

I would imagine they're quite fatty, given they don't appear to do anything other than sit on rocks barking at people.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

so did you see any in the flesh in uganda??

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

No :(

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

:(

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

"what is the rock hyrax?" was the answer to a video question on Jeopardy! tonight

nobody got it, and a dumb guy who went home with a big fat goose egg guessed it was an otter even though the category was "rock" words/phrases

del griffith, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

what was the clue?

goole, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

"This, seen here, is one angry looking motherfucker."

feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

lollllllllll

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

what was the clue?

ahh i don't remember. but it'll be up here by tomorrow

http://www.j-archive.com/showseason.php?season=26

i hope that on monday jaymc plays this john krizel guy who won again tonight, he works americorps in west virginia making $10k/year and so far his four-day winnings are a little over $104,000

del griffith, Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 02:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Saw this on fb today and died. R Hyrax otm I just hope he doesn't need to be anywhere any time soon.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 02:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Hyrax strikes me as being a bit like the Capybara, in that its young are just miniature versions of the adults.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 16:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

isn't that like every mammal ever?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 16:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Well, not human babies. Or puppies. Or kittens. What I mean is that Capybara babies look just as sensible as their parents, and are similarly proportioned, while hyrax babies look just as fierce.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

bible says they are not kosher :(

― r|t|c, Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:33 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

the most important thing about rock hyraxes

Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol that video

no two animals have ever hated each other more

goole, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

bible says they are not kosher :(

why is this so sad? Do you want to eat all cute fierce animals?

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

who wouldn't?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

they look tasty TBH.

Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

>:E

corey, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"Shit, we're surrounded..."

Matt DC, Friday, 17 June 2011 10:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Needs Andrei Arshavin in there.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 June 2011 10:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

hot rax in the city

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 June 2011 23:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

That hyrax on the tortoise vid still cracks me up.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 27 June 2011 23:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am surprised that it has not came up in this thread that the fossilized urine of this little creature, which is known as Hyraceum, is commonly used in perfume. I was working at my friend's perfume store and one customer asked what was one of the weirdest scents so I gave her a whiff of the pure essence of Hyraceum to see what she thought. She said "well, it just smells like elephants to me". That was probably the most impressive thing that happened to me while working there.

everything, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 05:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

What is it about perfume being made from revolting things like whale barf and deer sweat... and HYDRAX PISS!? :|

Bloompsday (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 05:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Their urine is quite concentrated because they are a desert animal and it's more like gel than water. Whole colonies of them piss in the same designated toilet area for sometimes thousands of years so it really builds up and eventually petrifies. Under those circumstances you can imagine it would have a nice rich scent. ha-ha. This is true by the way.

everything, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

To answer you question Trayce, these scents are principally worthwhile for perfume because they contain a lot pheromones. Most animal produce and expel pheromones from their body but in the case of hyraceum, ambergris (whale puke), muskdeer, castoreum (a beaver urine/nipple grease secretion), civet and so on, these animals have a couple of things in common - a specific, super-active gland that produces pheromones in huge quantities and also the secretion is not particularly offensive to human noses. ie. the best you can say is that they smell "interesting".

everything, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

hyrax can I bottle ur pee why because it smell intersting

corey, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

when i get past the fact that hyrax meat is treyf, then i'll concern myself with their piss.

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:39 (1 year ago) Permalink


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