The rock hyrax is one angry looking motherfucker

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Baboons are nasty little shits though, I'm with the hyrax on this one.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Speaking of smug, ENBBs look like the next Wes Anderson kids flick.

Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hyrax, in most of these pics: "gtfo"

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/799/20492755.JPG

yakko warner (cankles), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjA3XtOi7hc&fmt=

"go on... just try it. just fucking try it with me. i wish you would. go onnnnn.... yeah hoe, that's what i thought."

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.hlasek.com/foto/procavia_capensis_ad5715.jpg

i are serious hyrax. this is serious thread.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Gah that one looks like John Humphrys too.

keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

he looks like he's smirking, not serious!

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dirty Vicar to thread.

HI DERE! A while ago I went to this park on the Dead Sea called Ein Geddi or something, and there were loads of little Hyraxes there. They were very fierce. We also saw them on the way up to Masada. They were sitting on rocks.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I started this thread because I am about to fly out to Uganda, where hyraxes abound in the wild. I hope to take pictures of them looking cross. NB the guide book I have lists them under 'Oddities'.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cECaP0zw7ZU/SGyVgUAbcEI/AAAAAAAAAlc/5TQXf-HWz9w/s320/rock%2Bdassie.JPG

think i don't know what a smirking hyrax looks like? i know what a smirking hyrax looks like.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

matt where you gonna be?

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

jeez would not fuck with that smile, that's up there with a christopher walken grin that is

ice cool HOOSicle (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

That one looks like Andrew Marr.

keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

bible says they are not kosher :(

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Wild guess: not halal either.

keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

matt where you gonna be?

Kampala/Lake Victoria -> Queen Elizabeth National Park -> Bwindi

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.hlasek.com/foto/procavia_capensis_ad5715.jpg

do they all have the last name 'hlasek' or is it just this guy

chartres (goole), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

they don't look like a plant either, so really it's looking like there'll be plenty to go round for the rest of us disgusting savages that can actually eat this thing.

ice cool HOOSicle (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

when in kampala, eat at TUHENDE and at the FLAMING CHICKEN

second place is all Iranian on tuesdays, and shit is unreal. plus shisha

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaaa how did you make THAT connection

xp

chartres (goole), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

He just struck me as having that sardonic James Mason look to him.

Snake Effect Low (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt DC, thank you for starting this wonderful thread.

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I never realised the hyrax had such scary teeth.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Always confusing to me: Hyraxes are also called Coneys sometimes, but so are this animal, the Pika, which is related to rabbits:

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/16/3516-004-67E3395A.jpg

xhuxk, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.hlasek.com/foto/procavia_capensis_ad5715.jpg

"the least I can do is afford you the opportunity of surviving the evening"

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

CaptainHyrax

harbl, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.hlasek.com/foto/procavia_capensis_ad5672.jpg

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ all this

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

never heard of these guys before!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

The coney thing... I think that comes from the King James Bible, with whoever wrote it not having a clue what the little animals referred to in the OT were.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Not had this picture yet?

http://animalorphanagekenya.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hyrax_baby_tower.jpg

Hyrax tower!

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

hyrarchy

mage pit laceration (gbx), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I love how cross the baby hyrax looks.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the world's angriest infant

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

mean rocking hirax:

http://www.besound.com/pushead/hirax.jpg

xhuxk, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x15/theonlymrkevin/gondwanaland/hyrax2.jpg

Cigar-chomping hyrax.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

the rock hyrax, my favorite treyf beastie

XD

there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

man this makes want to put on Hate Fear And Power

nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno why anyone ever got it in their minds to EAT one. though maybe that was the POINT of making hyrax meat treyf.

טרײף טְרֵפָה‎ (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, so i just got the okay from the guys at animal reviews to do a piece or three and just finished a lengthy essay on the household dust mite.
I think maybe a rock hyrax next, after the california condor.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I would imagine they're quite fatty, given they don't appear to do anything other than sit on rocks barking at people.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:36 (fourteen years ago) link

so did you see any in the flesh in uganda??

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

No :(

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

:(

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

"what is the rock hyrax?" was the answer to a video question on Jeopardy! tonight

nobody got it, and a dumb guy who went home with a big fat goose egg guessed it was an otter even though the category was "rock" words/phrases

del griffith, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link


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