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Okay, Hastings-related people: I just found St4c3y M4tul4 on myspace:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=176733717

lololololololololololol

GO CRAZY, JOHN

Hehehe

I'm off to Louisville!

Have fun Ned! Safe travels!

xp Uh... John was crazy already, Dan. The best friend is always the last to know.

Maybe this wasn't your intention but I am now convinced that John and St4cy hooked up in high school.

3 DAY BAN

xp hahaha, not that he ever told ME about

I am trying to wrap my mind around the prayathon that St4cy would have had to go into after THAT.

After's easy, it's the beforehand prayathon that was probably really amazing.

^^^ What worries me about this is that you seem to know a lot about it yourself.

WHAT HAPPENS IN SWING CHOIR STAYS IN SWING CHOIR

This is forcing me to consider Mr. W4rr3n in new and disturbing ways.

Did M3l1ss4 ever tell you the story about the time several girls in the choir got him to take his shirt off in the choir robe room to prove he didn't have a hairy back?

I don't know whether to laugh or be appalled!

gah

so in my continuing cultural literacy speed course, i watched "there will be blood" last night and it was great great great.

then i read the ILE thread and was confused. so i came here.

hello.

also read Haunted by Palahuninuniunuiniuiuk and it was meh. Dan, was Lullaby the one you recommended to me a while ago?

dude is such a weird, empty writer, but still compelling on some lizard brain level. Sort of reminds me of Will Self without the requisite chops.

I am trying to reintegrate myself into pop culture by reading the new Stephen King book (Duma Key). I'm about a third of the way through it and kind of getting a sense of where he's going with it. Seems okay.

When I finish that I'm going back to reading Bonk, the book about sex research. (Same author as Stiff). Footnotes in Bonk are predictably hilarious.

John, you're light years ahead of me in pop culture lit.

tonight, if no one warns me against it, is "Last King Of Scotland" night.

I think I'm walking on the treadmill to episodes from the third season of The Simpsons.

I ASSUME NO ONE WILL OBJECT TO THAT

Oh, and I think The Shining is coming from Netflix. A. has never seen it!

You are all making some excellent televisual choices. 3rd Season Simpsons is supoib and Last King of Scotland surprised me.

I DLed Recount yesterday so I'm gonna watch that.

lullaby is awesome mostly because everyone can identify with having the power to wish someone dead

ESPECIALLY ME RIGHT NOW

Weeeeelllll I'm glad I usually stay on your good side, Dan...

wHO IS VeronaInTheClub?

sock?

or just v v annoying?

wow i have such a headache that i couldn't even enjoy the free booze at networking event tonight and left to come home with people saying 'wait! don't go! we haven't met our cap yet! drink more!'

this is a sad, sad day.

i think jj's analysis of palansuisdngk is spot on... i read one of his books many years ago... about some guy in a weird culty society and he is like the last one left or something? also this is how i learned that you are not allowed to mix clorox and windex together - that is deadly. but yeah... pretty empty reading, but good way to pass the time.

i need to think of books for taking to read on beaches in MAUI which is in like 1.5 weeks omg excited!

p.s. loving current thread title!

it is a delight

lunacy is what we do best.

re: Veronaintheclub - i have no idea, but yes, annoying

xp I have never heard of this author you guys are talking about. SO SAD

I did discover that "kids, go pick some strawberries in the backyard" is an ace way to 1. get the kids out of my hair for half and hour and 2. also not have to pick strawberries myself

ps tehresa - I hope you are feeling more up to random drinks tomorrow and that you get some!

JUST KILLED A GIANT CENTIPEDE IN MY DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM

WHY ARE THEY SO DISGUSTING BRRRRRRRRRR

ugh i hattteeeeee them!!!!!!!!

God, me too. I just went in there to change out the towels, turned around, and had to walk right out to get the vacuum. Upon which I put the longest possible extenders so that I did not have to get too close.

Okay, I'm still not over it. UGH

haha you vaccum them up!
they move so fast!

Yes... but I sneak up on the slooooowly and quietly. And then I let the vacuum run for ridiculously long after I get them because I think they might somehow come back out... *shudder*

VITC is kind of annoying but I think when we have a new poster drought for a while we forget that we were all twits at the beginning

most of still are actually

i think i was pretty timid at beginning so was less annoying and more unnoticed.

hah! now i ramble....

I have not run into this VeronaITC person yet. I must find more time to waste here!

Also, I should go to bed. Good night Tom and tehresa and ITR...

HOLY SHIT

i should make this thread title longer and more breakable

When you're right, you're right.

can't argue with the troof.

or bears

John only fights with bears physically; he won't bother to argue with them.

i have not seen: estela or Mark C here recently

:O :O :O

was talking about that just last night