photoshop this picture of emmanuel eboue onto things

Rooney in goal for the World Cup game with them imo

predict Egyptians to walk (hayo) this in 'fuck u didn't wanna get to first world cup since 1990 anyway' defiance

There's enough space on the picture for Eboue to jump over Arshavin.

Algeria could be one of those sides that can only perform in grudge matches. They were v disappointed to avoid France.

many USAers are wondering if Algeria is playing their first team

It doesn't matter, the US is one of those grudge matches

christ, that shouldn't be brought up, I can already hear the supporters singing the fucking marine hymn

LOL mozambique just scored the villa vs hull goal

best use of babelfish ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2--vayv6LQ

lol cameroon

my god, zambia should have just gone 2-0 up, and by should have i mean how the fuck did he miss

and again!

HAHAHAHA OMG BEST GOALKEEPING HOWLER EVER

zambia have shot themself in the cock

to spite their groin

and now from the gruesome to the macabre

fill us in, matey - I've no idea what you're talking about

cameroon despite being piss-awful and despite zambia missing two basically open goals to go 2 up are about to win, because their keeper let geremi score from 50 yards while trying to stop the ball going out for a throw, and because of a clearance hitting Eto'o and breaking nicely for the man from inter milan four yards out

however, i had reckoned without the cameroon goalkeeper having his own moment of utter, utter spacktasticness

Is now 2-2 - penalty due to insane goalie action

xpost!

now THAT sounds worth watching

who will fuck up next? it's anyone's game

what are you watching on, by the way?

1l3m1 obv

3-2 Cameroon
It's on Eurosport

a half-decent keeper keeper would have come and claimed that, obv, but it's not to be expected here

Kudos all-round on avoiding the word 'naivety' btw

yeah but you know those african goalkeepers right

I found a South African stream where they were reading out viewers' post-match emails, the first of which seemed to be threatening to burn Song's house down! That can't be right, can it?

Rigobert or Alexandre?

Rigobert. I don't know what he did, but the presenter said 90% of tonight's emails are about him. Maybe they read out the mildest one they could find.

Not really feeling inspired by the Eboue pic, but this seemed just right.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4282225005_1ee671594f_o.jpg

Why are the stadiums so empty? Overpriced? No-one in Angola care? Other reason?

well it's only about as big as 3 eboues, and appears to be made out of strings maybe they fear for safety reasons

actually you can probably fit 5 ebouii there at a stretch (already stretching)

jesus cameroon. its like you really want us to have song back for chelsea& utd.

now THAT'S kicked in the head

ok how the fuck is that not a red card

that's in the rulebook as a straight red, every time, no questions asked. could the ref see the shot going wide or something?

What happened? I stopped watching to do my daily omfgputashotguntomyhead job search

tunisian keeper used hands outside box to save a shot, received yellow card, a couple of defenders were in the box but come on

otoh, lol cameroon

billy dodds- good work.

wtf rigobert song is only 33 o_O

ok that was karma

loooooooooooool @ algeria's refusal to finish this off

oh shit

egypt v algeria again then

at least it's on neutral ground

http://goonertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/25753_398279457248_683337248_3836629_7381978_n.jpg

eboue was jokes, man, jokes!!!

http://i39.tinypic.com/zopcw.jpg

new effenberg imo

Love this:

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2010/02/22/img-eboue_110923170186.jpg

Only come to see Eboue warm up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeS8F2Gs8Ug

http://i.imgur.com/XHSTK.jpg

thats sad

what's eboue to do?

this fuckin guy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/02/article-2302749-190B220C000005DC-762_634x382.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/02/article-2302749-190B221F000005DC-830_634x384.jpg