Top 5 singles for week of 1/27 -- 2012

I gotta admit, this hits the LOL reflex like a punch in the gut...

1. "2" - The Beatles

Probably an excellent compilation though. With "Strawberry Fields Forever", "I Am The Walrus", "A Day In The Life", "Tomorrow Never Knows" and "I Should Have Known Better" among the highlights. :)

wow I like it way better than "1"...is Rain on it?

I am sure it is :)

1. Drawrz - Put It on Me Like That
2. Swarthy C - Move It to the Left
3. Tiaa Cref - Dip It and Shake It
4. Harley Weewax - Try Jiggling It before You Turn It, It Sticks Sometimes
5. Katy Perry - You're Totally Not Gonna Believe This But I Wound Up Gay-Marrying a Girl (We're Very Happy Together, Thanks)

"Tomorrow Never Knows" reached #2?

01 Britney Spears "Pregnent'd"
02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"
03 [girl-fronted rock band signed by Paramore's new record label] "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
04 [one of the Hot Boys who isn't Lil Wayne] featuring Lil Wayne "Senator Carter Part 3"
05 Pink "Bad" (Michael Jackson cover)
06 Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, Ludacris, T.I., Kanye West & Barack Obama "Fight The Power"
07 She & Him "Medley: New Slang/Phantom Limb (Theme from "Zack Braff: The Movie")"
08 Guns N' Roses "Catcher In The Rye" (3rd reissue)
09 Fergie featuring TV On The Radio "Hours"
10 Fergie "My Tits"

02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"

^^omg actually really want this to exist

3. Tiaa Cref - Dip It and Shake It

massive lolz

Ha, Dan, I screwed that one up: Tiaa Cref should clearly be instructing you to dip it, shake it, and then roll it over

2. Counting Crows "Tunnel of Sunshine (Theme for Shrek 9: Shrek Gets a Colonoscopy)"

The first person to get it right receives a frosty cold one.

4. Damon Albarn feat DJ Jihad and MC Fatwah - Look! I'm Still Relevant! Honest!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:35 AM (8 years ago)

this is quite apt

02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"

this is hitting a little too close

maybe I could have worded that better

"I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith

;_;

5. Miley Cyrus - some Kabbalah-inspired bullshit

We're still on track for this one, right?

I'd guess so.

1. "IM4U 2nite 4eva" -- Animal Collective
― nabbie, Monday, October 3, 2005 5:18 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

If their trajectory gets any wetter this is going to be spot on

If only someone had predicted Willow Smith 9 years ago.

5. Primal Scream - BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR!

This may not be a Primal Scream single, but I'd put the chance of a new band naming themselves BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR at about 80%.

"Candle In the Wind '12 (for Scary Spice)" - Sir Elton John

This is going to be so sad...

5.Sophie Ellis-Bextor-Fortescue-Barrington-Smythe 'I May Be A Posh Sort But I Know How To Rock The Fucking Party'

Pretty damned close!

Oh shit this is tomorrow

should this be like how conan kept doing the "in the year 2000" segment after the year 2000?

so glad this thread got bumped at the pertinent time

I finally noticed that it was 2012 and came to review this thread. So far as I can tell, the most accurate jokes were:

1. "Beyonce Knowles Jr." on a charting single
2. "Slipknot vs. Slipmatt," which is clearly a Skrillex remix
3. "I Smell Sex," which is clearly Rihanna's "S&M"
4. "Windows 2012 startup theme - Trent Reznor"
5. "Norah Jones ft. Timbaland"

Least accurate:

1. "We Won't Stop Trudging Out Tunes" -REM
2. "Devil Toothpaste Samhain Fireball Cheesecake Ass Doodle" - by an ever-more-experimental Wilco
3. "I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith
4. Britney & Justin Timberlake - Still Lovin' You (Though the Nuclear Holocaust Wasn't Kind)
5. "Our Doggy-Style Love (Duet)" -- Toni Braxton and Nate Dogg, from Braxton's "Not too Old to Pump It Good."

fwiw, this one is still a distinct possibility, if not this year

1. "Master of Puppets" Metallica with The London Symphony orchestra, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Tenores de Bitti,
Master Musicians of Jajouka, and Earl the Janitor.

i want to see metallica w/ master musicians of bukkake.

5. The Game - "Dr. Dre I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down"
4. Alanis Morrisette - "My Neck, My Back"
3. Jay-Z - "54 Is the New 37"
2. Strawberry Power Girls - "I'm Not Sorry (I Cut Off Your Penis)"
1. Patrick Stump - "SexyAway"

― The Reverend, Thursday, June 21, 2007 2:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Well, if you add 10 years then “master of puppets” making it back on the charts was OTM