zvookster's talking about the actual tradition of ciphers and battle rapping, i'm talking about the new school kabuki theater of major label rappers going on radio stations/BET/mixtapes and 99% of the time spitting something they wrote and memorized and it being called a 'freestyle,' and then that same world acting aghast when drake didn't have his shit memorized and read it off a screen
― some dude, Saturday, 9 January 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just aghast that drake is.
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link
so glad no one on ilx likes drake beyond as a minor psuedo-R&B figure
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
no rap fans at least, iirc someone nominated his mixtape or whatever in the 09 thread
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
these rappers say the most undope things but signal them like they are killer lines.
yeh so so otm
the saddest thing is that wayne is doing this now too
but i guess if these are the rappers he chooses to surround himself with...
― david cam'ron (tpp), Sunday, 10 January 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i was walking down on miami beach all day on monday and i heard this coming from shops a few times & i def got some hearty laughs from walking past the storefronts and hearing "...SOCCER TEAM!" and then the song going out of earshot
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I came in the door, I said it before, I'd never let the mic magnetize me... COMPASS!
― Lt. Colonel JOHN NAGL (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 January 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― cankles RIP... a fart (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i remember in the first Answer Me! zine, and this was like 91 or 92, they called up famous rappers and had them "freestyle" over the phone and KRS One's was just one of his songs.
― cankles RIP... a fart (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 08:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes! The rhythm, the rebel without a pause... HBO!
― Lt. Colonel JOHN NAGL (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 January 2010 08:37 (fourteen years ago) link
should have quit while you were ahead... DECAPITATION
― cankles RIP... a fart (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link
allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes... LANDSCAPING
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i wanna rock right now, i'm rob base and i came to get down... YOGA
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck with your soul like ether... ETHER
― I can't turn my face into a shart (dyao), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link
making ladies loco, flow like orinoco... ENYA
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
your heartbeat sounds like sasquatch feet... HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS
― original bgm, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
'bout to quote a pseudonym on a msg board... SOME DUDE
zvookster's talking about the actual tradition of ciphers and battle rapping, i'm talking about the new school kabuki theater of major label rappers going on radio stations/BET/mixtapes and 99% of the time spitting something they wrote and memorized and it being called a 'freestyle,' and then that same world acting aghast when drake didn't have his shit memorized and read it off a screen― some dude
― some dude
Not at all, I was carefully making a point... WHITTLING! that it's not kabuki and it's not all divided up like that. So not an exact "actual tradition of ciphers and battle rapping" (which you are too blase in writing off as another world from mainstream hip hop anyhow), but certainly something at least derived from traditions of rapping in the street and socio-economic conditions - not that everyone has to come up on corners, but being able to rap when given a window to, that ability being coded into what it means to be a rapper: that's what's going on when rappers do live radio sessions, not some pretense of on-the-spot creation. That the world you refer to was "aghast" backs this up: it's kind of ignorant to the point of disrespect or extreme corniness for Drake to be unaware of this. There are thousands current and past that no one will ever hear of, who'd kick something without a moment's hesitation given that opportunity, so regardless of how you came up, you still have to "come correct".
― zvookster, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHiecnIJboQ
this song features Wayne saying "I been runnin' this shit...BLISTERS!!" and "I know the game...ANALYST!!!"
― some dude, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
can't decide if it is better or worse that you ignore my taking the time to reply to you this time than your replying with points already debunked last time.
anyway, funny thread.
― zvookster, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
haha sorry dude i mainly came in here to post the youtube and i saw your post but couldn't really think of any reply to it other than "good point, duly noted" or something
― some dude, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
lol ok sorry, thought it was probably a diss. hugs all round.
― zvookster, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
... CIRCLE OF HUGS
― max, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I keep her running back and forth...SOCCER TEAM!!!not going to listen to the song just in case the actual delivery of this line is less hilarious than how i'm imagining it― samosa gibreel, Friday, January 8, 2010 2:49 PM Bookmark
not going to listen to the song just in case the actual delivery of this line is less hilarious than how i'm imagining it
― samosa gibreel, Friday, January 8, 2010 2:49 PM Bookmark
I should have followed the same principle - - the actual song is so much more boring than how it went in my head, with a bunch of people in the background joining together to yell the punchline, kinda like a Beastie Boys song but with less flow cause this shit really doesn't scan, the way it's written here. A+++ thread btw.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
on the rmx of 'mixin up the medicine' on trunk muzik juelz does this: 'you wanna get loud you get blasted...BOOMBOX' - still less embarrassing than any of the ones in this poll imo
― louis malle-rat (donna rouge), Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I Race For Your Love, Shake And Bake... RICKY BOBBY
^^^should have been an option
― samosa gibreel, Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
that one's relatively subtle by the song's standards, though, and doesn't have an awkward pause. would have to be more like "i race for your love...FORMULA ONE!!!"
― some dude, Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
gotta be the asbestos
― out comes stanley, Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
there's gotta be a beastie boys song where they do this
― laverne and shipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
the first person that discovers any pre-2000 example of this wins a prize
― laverne and shipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
The closest I can get is "You Be Illin'" which is really just a factor of cadence rather than an actual example.
― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean i have a thousand examples of the cadence
― laverne and shipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
No soap ... RADIO!!!
― dad a, Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
'He say my pussy pretty / just like it's show art / He make my pussy sing / "aaaaaa" like it's Mozart / And when he taps it / I make my pussy fart / I'm such an actress/ Melissa Joan Hart'
- Nicki Minaj
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Not from this song or album, true, but just... yeah.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i gotta say i gave a lil lol at "melissa joan hart"
― max, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
thats a good line lmao
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah rhyming that with "I make my pussy fart" is pretty incredible
― some dude, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
although "I make my pussy talk" would've made for a better reference to Sabrina The Teenage Witch
― some dude, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link
al should probably be ghostwriting for these dudes. you could be the next Skillz
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
dont worry if i write checks -- i write rhymes!!!
a few of my display names have been optioned by rappers, but i signed a non-disclosure agreement so i won't say which or who
― some dude, Friday, 15 January 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
jay leno bought a few
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
and look at him now
― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
K***** S******* is "Call me Mr.Flinstone I can make your bed rock "!!!!!! best line ever !!1
― max, Saturday, 16 January 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
mozart wasn't really known for his singing
― Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Saturday, 16 January 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I think "now we murderers, because we kill time," while not the most pathetic excuse for wordplay, kind of summarizes the problems with the song pretty well. "Well, this hook is going to take us to the top of the charts no matter what, just say whatever in between, it'll be fine."
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, it's funny to be bragging about killing time
― Groanatta77 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
because we hang out... LAUNDRY
my wrist so chilly...ITS SPICY
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 7 February 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link