most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

sounds like mack maine on new shit:

"we on sum other shit
they on the same shit
bitch, im mack maine
im mack maine, bitch"

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxs67uHot1qacilao1_500.jpg

none of them is a GL but mack maine rocking sweater vests and horn rims is an especially sad NAGL

who's the urkle version of wayne on far right?

why, it's lil' chuckee; cash money's answer to hurricane chris
http://www.myspace.com/lilchuckee504

you've got to be kidding me

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TAGS FROM ANY OF OUR IMAGES

are you heartless bastards really gonna hate on lil chuckee...CHILDS PLAY

so a weird side-effect of this thread is that it has made me want to pay more attention to these guys....UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

xpost

i'll laugh at anything on the internet no matter how much of a bad person it makes me....SOMETHING AWFUL!

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

killing me. For some reason the ALL CAPS of the punchlines seals it

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

I guess he really gotcha.... GOAT

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

that's what you think...FOOD PLAY

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

guess whiney doesn't know how I'm amused...EASILY

comparing our lame jokes to theirs I've got to give them props, no Carrot Top

I guess that seems fair, like Chicago '33

killing self right now for that one, sorry everybody

i dont think you guys have really got the rhythm down... BLIND COLLEGE BAND COWBELL PLAYER GIRL WHO WAS A VIRAL VIDEO STAR

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

― an american hippie in israel (Jordan), Friday, January 8, 2010 6:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pfff...this post is totally full of shit...COLOSTOMY BAG!

hey guys this joke isn't funny anymore THE SMITHS

haha i did colostomy bag upthread.

basically when I read ilx these days I mainly plot out how I'm gonna pre-reserve space in whatever retirement home all the MPLS ilxors are gonna end up in because that joint is going to be statler & waldorf lol central

btw i read this today:

Minaj is the most consistent (and consistently amusing) MC on the entire album. She's as outrageously raunchy as vintage Lil' Kim ("flow tighter than a dick in a butt") and as randomly hilarious as, um, Lil Wayne ("Switch my name, now I'm celebratin' Hanukkah/ Lewinsky, bitches, Young Money Monica/ I been hot since Hedgehog-- Sonic, the").

so yes, "randomly hilarious"

damn my post was totally derivative...WOLFMOTHER!

wouldn't it be "hedgehog, sonic the" XPOST

Switch my name, now I'm celebratin' Hanukkah/ Lewinsky, bitches, Young Money Monica/ I been hot since Hedgehog-- Sonic, the

omg

adam sandler rolling around in his grave that nicki minaj found the final rhyme to hannukah that eluded him for so many years

also I have been thinking about this and laughing ever since reading it:

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"

Hedgehog - Sonic, The is a gift to all mankind

hedgehog, sonic the, celebrates hanukkah

wait adam sandler is dead?

...BOB WEIR!

the Hedgehog - Sonic

'hedgehog, sonic the' is pretty good imo

ha yeah i like that line actually

i dont much like most of the songs ive heard from this album

Icing on my fingertips, I be getting cake in

seriously who cares what these guys have to say abt anything

im listening to this david banner produced track ryan d said was a 'highlight' in his pfork review & im not feeling it either. hes right that this is doing a good job of making nikki minaj seem like more of a star

whats an actual good beat from this album

NICKI IS BETTER THAN THIS I PROMISE

:(

dude Nicki is coming across like an all star at the moment, no Smashmouth

not anymore man

xp

really? cuz i liked some earlier stuff i remember people talking about when she seemed more like a throwback to scrappy, dirty mouth lil kim stuff but anything i've heard from here recently seems like she's become a part of wayne's bullshit gobbledegook rhyming cult

(xpost to lex)