most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

This kind of shit is sort of endearing when ICP does it because their entire persona is predicated on them being awkward losers; I don't think that undercurrent is a good look for these guys/gals.

wayne fucks with older bitches....STACY'S MOM

the asbestos one really confuses me, am i missing something obvious?

wayne so powerful... POWER POP

wayne hotter that a nuclear reactor....RADIATION VIBE!

Matt: asbestos is (was) in insulation and it gets "taken off the top" of buildings
it is just the dumbest bit of wordplay imaginable

haha didn't he already do some treadmill like OK GO line already?

Matt: asbestos is (was) in insulation and it gets "taken off the top" of buildings
it is just the dumbest bit of wordplay imaginable

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:48 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah okay that's kinda what i thought but was like that too much of a push

oh plz plz plz don't turn this into another Gucci Mane thread

― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh chill out its not going to.

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, January 7, 2010 3:28 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm bringin Gucci on this thread...SHOEHORN

didn't Amil do "pussy on your moustache first"?....PLACE IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO PUT YOUR COOCH!!

when I played the youtube of this I was saddened that the lines weren't delivered in jim jones' style

amil was something something something "can't get around on your BUS PASS, nigga put this pussy on your MOUS-TACHE" i think

ha that was supposed to read "pussy on your moustache" first? I misplaced the endquote

"you ain't gotta be rich but fuck that, how we gon get around on your bus pass?"

"before i put this pussy on your moustache/can you afford me"

nice of matt to imagine the n-word in there tho

yeah sorry bout that :\

damn matt that was racist... KU KLUX KLAN

haha yall are killin it in this thread... SCARECROW

flying over my head... SUPERMAN

feel like biting posters styles...DRAKE

i really h8 this one:

now we murderers, because we kill time (Lil Wayne)

LOL @ "no Stevie Wonder"

I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

sounds like mack maine on new shit:

"we on sum other shit
they on the same shit
bitch, im mack maine
im mack maine, bitch"

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxs67uHot1qacilao1_500.jpg

none of them is a GL but mack maine rocking sweater vests and horn rims is an especially sad NAGL

who's the urkle version of wayne on far right?

why, it's lil' chuckee; cash money's answer to hurricane chris
http://www.myspace.com/lilchuckee504

you've got to be kidding me

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TAGS FROM ANY OF OUR IMAGES

are you heartless bastards really gonna hate on lil chuckee...CHILDS PLAY

so a weird side-effect of this thread is that it has made me want to pay more attention to these guys....UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

xpost

i'll laugh at anything on the internet no matter how much of a bad person it makes me....SOMETHING AWFUL!

it also makes conversation between a man and his wife about what's for dinner about a million times more entertaining...SPAGHETTI

killing me. For some reason the ALL CAPS of the punchlines seals it

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

I guess he really gotcha.... GOAT

he's not doing it right tho, since spaghetti doesn't make conversation more entertaining

that's what you think...FOOD PLAY

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

guess whiney doesn't know how I'm amused...EASILY

comparing our lame jokes to theirs I've got to give them props, no Carrot Top

I guess that seems fair, like Chicago '33

killing self right now for that one, sorry everybody

i dont think you guys have really got the rhythm down... BLIND COLLEGE BAND COWBELL PLAYER GIRL WHO WAS A VIRAL VIDEO STAR

you dudes are crazy with the lame jokes...GALLAGHER

― an american hippie in israel (Jordan), Friday, January 8, 2010 6:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pfff...this post is totally full of shit...COLOSTOMY BAG!

hey guys this joke isn't funny anymore THE SMITHS

haha i did colostomy bag upthread.

basically when I read ilx these days I mainly plot out how I'm gonna pre-reserve space in whatever retirement home all the MPLS ilxors are gonna end up in because that joint is going to be statler & waldorf lol central

btw i read this today:

Minaj is the most consistent (and consistently amusing) MC on the entire album. She's as outrageously raunchy as vintage Lil' Kim ("flow tighter than a dick in a butt") and as randomly hilarious as, um, Lil Wayne ("Switch my name, now I'm celebratin' Hanukkah/ Lewinsky, bitches, Young Money Monica/ I been hot since Hedgehog-- Sonic, the").