most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

these type of punchlines fall into the "equally retarded nerd shit" class of the dat nigga delmar taxonomy IMO

so tired of these underlined puns, the thing that was great about that biggie line upthread is that its tossed off, its part of the structure of rapping, not the point of it.

this is what happens when ppl go apeshit for ludacris guest spots for an entire decade

hahahahaha sadly that is very likely OTM

morelike, this is what happens when lil wayne sells 3 million albums but no one bothers to tell him that he's fallen off

this is what ppl didnt get i think about gucci fandom, its not like we think his imagery was super clever shit, its that he raps in a way that doesnt draw attention to what hes actually doing, where silencer long like a pringles can isnt a GET IT???? type punchline, its just creative in a way that is part & parcel of rapping well

i mean - people acting like 'no ceilings' isn't lazy & contemptible dogshit aren't too far off from thinking that there is dope wordplay in 'bedrock'

oh plz plz plz don't turn this into another Gucci Mane thread

also there is a weird taxonomy going on where like... drake kind of came up as a wayne biter, but also had an element of like joe budden/papoose style ny cheesy punchline rap going on (which is why i think the nah right crowd embraces him) and then he started to become super popular and then wayne started copying drake's style like crazy which is how we end up with SOCCER TEAM

p'ussy on your sideburn' is great though. also "let me think" etc., the rhythm of it. nicki does good here

unless "sideburn" is slang I don't know, that is one of the last places on my body that I want a woman to place her pussy, ranking up there with "elbow", "armpit" and "back of knee"

yeah it makes it seem like her pussy is so loose that it can just engulf your face sideburn to sideburn

you haven't really lived

oh plz plz plz don't turn this into another Gucci Mane thread

― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh chill out its not going to.

some dude mentioned it in passing but dipset deserve their share of blame for this crap

yeah the occasional dumb line can be fun but too many and it just gets old...COLOSTOMY BAG!!!

at a certain point it just seems like wayne is totally washed up and done for....DELHOMME!

rap music... SARAN

i think Wayne himself kinda pioneered the new school of shamelessly stupid punchlines and juvenile poop/pop culture references

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"

I love this song but I realized last night I don't need to hear it anymore because i have the fucking thing MEMORIZED which is really painful.

RE: "grocery bag"; I believe the line is "and I got her nigga.... grocery bagged."
I think he's saying she's ready to go. This in no way diminishes the stupidity of this line.

maybe fieldy is ghost writing for wayne nowadays

maybe forks is writing for wayne now

i'm blogging for wayne now

the censored version has nicki saying "maybe it's time to put this punis on your sideburns" which is extra-special fucked up.
Voted for asbestos because there's a dozen different ways that line could've been even slightly better and she utterly flubs it.

has weezy done a "fountains of wayne" punchline yet?

im lil wayne baby... COMMA FOUNTAINS OF

This kind of shit is sort of endearing when ICP does it because their entire persona is predicated on them being awkward losers; I don't think that undercurrent is a good look for these guys/gals.

wayne fucks with older bitches....STACY'S MOM

the asbestos one really confuses me, am i missing something obvious?

wayne so powerful... POWER POP

wayne hotter that a nuclear reactor....RADIATION VIBE!

Matt: asbestos is (was) in insulation and it gets "taken off the top" of buildings
it is just the dumbest bit of wordplay imaginable

haha didn't he already do some treadmill like OK GO line already?

Matt: asbestos is (was) in insulation and it gets "taken off the top" of buildings
it is just the dumbest bit of wordplay imaginable

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:48 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah okay that's kinda what i thought but was like that too much of a push

oh plz plz plz don't turn this into another Gucci Mane thread

― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh chill out its not going to.

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, January 7, 2010 3:28 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm bringin Gucci on this thread...SHOEHORN

didn't Amil do "pussy on your moustache first"?....PLACE IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO PUT YOUR COOCH!!

when I played the youtube of this I was saddened that the lines weren't delivered in jim jones' style

amil was something something something "can't get around on your BUS PASS, nigga put this pussy on your MOUS-TACHE" i think

ha that was supposed to read "pussy on your moustache" first? I misplaced the endquote

"you ain't gotta be rich but fuck that, how we gon get around on your bus pass?"

"before i put this pussy on your moustache/can you afford me"

nice of matt to imagine the n-word in there tho

yeah sorry bout that :\

damn matt that was racist... KU KLUX KLAN

haha yall are killin it in this thread... SCARECROW

flying over my head... SUPERMAN

feel like biting posters styles...DRAKE

i really h8 this one:

now we murderers, because we kill time (Lil Wayne)

LOL @ "no Stevie Wonder"

I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

sounds like mack maine on new shit:

"we on sum other shit
they on the same shit
bitch, im mack maine
im mack maine, bitch"

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