t/s: nutella vs. giardia aka garbage bowl XXIII (aka FINAL DYING GASP OF NOISE BOARD)

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I don't understand Tom's sudden distaste for the cola marinade since I've seen him do not dissimilar things with my own eyes, I think that was grasping for straws because who the hell remembers anything Nigella makes with all the fuzzy lenses and smooth jazz, but I'm still LOL @ telling ppls from Alabama what is done in the south!!!

Sandra Lee is completely insane, I mean I can only assume she actually IS a Stepford Wife.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that was part of the appeal to the silent viewer mentioned above...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaa

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

RUINING THREAD WAAA WAA WAAAAAA

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

meeeeeeeeoooooooooow

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

man it sure is amazing how I went to thanksgiving on a farm in folkston georgia for 26 years of my life and never realized that people who live ther like their tea sweet and their catfish fried

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ gross food and fake smiles

― =[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

so much hate on such a boobage heavy thread. something in the water does not compute.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

LESS FATTEY LOVE FROM THE DC GEEKS

MORE NIGELLA VS. GIADA

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

plus, how rare is u.k. jew boobage on t.v.? nigella is a trailblazer! god bless her.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahah

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

they are the chosen boobs. (wake me up when shoshanna lonstein gets a cooking show. rorrrwww. omg, i just outed myself as a closet shoshanna fan. someone kill me. i have to stop reading gotham magazine.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

giada looks like she either wears too much makeup or has had major surgery on her mug

― =[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i had to google her...and now...good lord. what the hell did she do before seinfeld? her clothes are terrible

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

high school

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL
http://www.sobewineandfoodfest.com/2006/images/pics06/images/Rachel%20Ray%20&%20Lee%20Brian%20Schrager%201.jpg

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL SMILE IS HUEG

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

now, is that really necessary?

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that chick looks crazy

― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and the one on the left is a bit nutty lookin' too.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

they are both way to close to me, for comfort

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

CHRIS NOLAN PLS TO CAST RACHEL RAY AS JOKER IN BATMANG K THX

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Sandra Lee is completely insane, I mean I can only assume she actually IS a Stepford Wife.

precisely. she takes martha stewart's iciness/"perfection" to a whole new level. i can't imagine what hell would break lose if fans were invited on the show.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOA what is up with giantess Rachel Ray?! party foul.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean jesus you can see crap between her teeth

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

delicious crap.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

What is the point, exactly, of Sandra Lee's show? I can kind of come up with some kind of point for all of the rest of them. But Sandra Lee is weird, like she takes lil debbies and puts new icing on them and then puts doilies on a table while speaking in this weird monotone. And that's a show? I don't get it.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

And that's a show? I don't get it.

neither do i! it's a magical cooking show to cure the feminine mystique! mainly via liquor! [her drinks, though i've never tried one, are most likely responsible for countless pregnancies!]

i welcome the return of the eisenhower era! bring on the ozzie and harriet!

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 28 August 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/nigellanazi.jpg

uh what

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it was a favor for prince harry.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Nigella's cookery show on Englander Channel 4 was absolutely fucking useless. The whole thing was shot on shaky-cam style a la nypd blue/homicide life on the street, and every time she waved her arms about, which she did a lot, the camera viewpoint would track them, heeling off to the left or the right in a seasickness-inducing manner! Yr supposed to watch the prog and get inspired to either make the food, or more likely buy some of her range of sig. cookware, not to a/feel motion-sick &/or b/get annoyed by her passive-aggresive boasting about her wonderful lifestyle, feh.

I got hate emails as a result of an ilm thread I started years ago about nigella!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:38 (seventeen years ago) link

omg. were they like the dave matthews googlers??

― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 09:51 (seventeen years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are rachel raye ad's on the mutherfucking G train!

(somebody stick the sirens in there)

NOT what i needed at 6 am this morning

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate the Food Network so much right now.

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

omg. were they like the dave matthews googlers??

No! It was more "You're just jealous of her, LOSER." only much more verbose, and there were a few of them all at once, so I figure the thread must have turned up on some pro-nigella board.

Here is the thread:

Nigella Lawson - classic or dud, dahlings?

For random googlers, it doesn't anywhere near match DMB in quantity, but it nearly makes it in idiot-quality.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe noize dudez have shown enough restrain not to post the "English Muffin" picture yet.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ya rly

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

responding to someone upthread: bobby flay is a total douche. i saw one of his six (?) shows where he was basically just getting tanked "tasting" vodkas at some swank vodka bar. nothing against vodka, but wtf?

his "throwdown" show is to food what gentrification is to working class neighborhoods, imo. i guess that makes him the robert moses of foodtv.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted it on Ian's myspace xpost

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody ever believes me, but bobby flay wasn't always a massive prick on food t.v. he turned into one like rocco. he was watchable on the early chillin' and grillin' show. even sorta humble! course he was paired with the biggest asshole whoever lived, jack mcdavid from philly on that show, so anyone would look good in comparison. and nobody knew who he was, and he didn't have his schtick down pat. jack used to take great pride in making all his female employees cry at his restaurants. his fake cracker dimwit routine was the worst. but, yeah, bobby quickly became an unwatchable monster.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

his old show (that was on on lifetime when i used to get home from jr high) was bearable...is that the one you mean scott? i can only sort of remember it, but i watched it when it was on

is to food what gentrification is to working class neighborhoods

--ha! and wheres his place? like south 2nd and Kent or something?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

it was the one where jack would cook with charcoal and bobby would cook with a gas grill cuz he was a city slicker and jack would make fun of bobby's gas grill for half an hour. bobby would kind of lay back and be cool while jack acted like an idiot. after that though, the focus was all on bobby, so i guess he felt like HE had to be the idiot. and, you know, he kinda is an idiot. a rich one though with a successful empire and all that. i think his next show was the kinda playboy mansion/swinger cooking show where he would have babes watch him cook stuff or whatever. i stopped watching the food network around then.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm, that sounds kinda right...was it set outside?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

My bro-in-law met Bobby Flay once at this bar, he was all "hi Mr. Flay, I am a fan" etc calm and collected. My bro-in-law's brother got back from the bathroom, saw who bro-in-law was talking to, snuck around the room, and apparently tackle/hugged Flay from behind.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

he should have jumped up on the table and tossed-over a cutting board

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw this giada broad for the first time today on my lunch break. wtf people.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

don't use the word "broad"

we know yr not tuff

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

love how scott's revival of the other thred focused on the important issue!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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