efficiency is not a criterion of value. and anyway, this film is way too long to be called that. as for airtight -- no more or less than any other hollywood film released last year.
false on both counts but I'm not gonna bother. unlike other technical categories, everyone's got an opinion about screenplay and it often does win on the basis of perceived middlebrow artiness cred but you know what: LOST IN TRANSLATION sucked.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
am not really gonna dispute that. but if avatar wins best screenplay then every screenwriter in hollywood needs to slash their wrists
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
shittier movies have won oscars for best screenplay/picture
― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
not every film with a cracking screenplay is middlebrow and arty fwiw
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
(the god-internet decides to get into it and kill the humans? why, that is watertight.)
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
if AVATAR wins best screenplay a lot of aspiring screenwriters might gnash their teeth but most working screenwriters would be delighted to see that over tired pseudorelevant "sophisticated" fare like UP IN THE AIR.
True dat. But most of the ones that win Best Original Screenplay are.
2008 - MILK2007 - JUNO2006 - LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE2005 - CRASH2004 - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND2003 - LOST IN TRANSLATION2002 - TALK TO HER2001 - GOSFORD PARK2000 - ALMOST FAMOUS
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
after crash, everything is denouement
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Best Original Screenplay aka Things White People Like
(okay ETERNAL SUNSHINE is grebt but come on)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
protip: Pixar always gets nominated, never wins
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
comparing Avatar to one shitty movie does not make it a worthy winner. there's a helluva lot of other stuff out there that didn't have me cringing approximately once every two minutes
urgh that is a kinda revolting list, but most of those are NOT very arty, and eternal sunshine was surely NOT that middlebrow? it was an art-movie that kinda transcended its origins? maybe?
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
who cares about the stupid oscars
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
(gosford park was pretty good altho when you work out whodunnit it stops being particularly exciting, although it's not about suspense it's about CLASS obv)
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
dude i have no idea what your definition of "arty" is, but that list is like 1000% fitting my description (ok maybe not almost famous)
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 12:15 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm. problem no. 1 with the oscars is that people pay attention to them and put credence in them. they should be more like emmys or grammys where no one gives a shit and they are meaningless.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ I agree on ETERNAL SUNSHINE. I remember reading a draft of CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND back in 1998 and thinking "this is the best thing I have ever read and it will never get made" so yes I am a big Charlie Kaufman stan but seriously a moving piece of meticulous craft like RATATOUILLE kicks all kinds of JUNO's oh look at my kicky dialogue ass. And I like kicky dialogue!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i am 100% sure ratatouille does this! but there's a difference between well-crafted, well-paced screenplays such as that and clanky platitude-filled cringefests such as the script of avatar. and there's a difference between irritating hyperactive knowing dialogue and, say, bringing up baby
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
or network! now THERE'S a motherfucking SCREENPLAY.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
anybody starts talking smack about bringing up baby and i will CUT YOU
― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
nearly all of those screenplay winners listed are way better than Avatar.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I had forgotten that Titanic wasn't even nominated for Best Screenplay. Guess I was thinking of Return of the King (which won adap).
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i am saying that it has one of the all-time greatest screenplays, please parse my words better
looking down the 'best screenplay' list it is amazing just how many shoddy crowd-pleasing winners there have been. and fuck me 'four weddings and a funeral' was nominated o_O
but 'Network' won and that is all that matters
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahaha Amélie was nominated too, wd everyone
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
btw my point in all this is less that AVATAR deserves Best Original Screenplay Evar than that is deserves a nom (hell, GLADIATOR got a nom) and that ignoring the craft element fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of a screenplay.
obv the best screenplays transcend craft (e.g. CASABLANCA is a classic piece of hackwork... and yet!), but no screenplay that fails in its craft should be held up as a model for the youth of athens.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
If there's one thing all those above films have in common it's that they're still mostly just people sitting around talking (in varying settings). Scanning past winners, I don't see a single one with extensive action/gun battle sequences (which, if well-done, are the epitome of "craft" ... which is why they have technical awards; "Avatar" editing/sound is a lock!). Best Original Screenplay is not the same as Best Story or Best Storytelling. It's often really just the Most/Cleverist/Showiest Talking award, which is why "In the Loop" deserves this one.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
My Dinner With Na'vi
― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
action/gun battle sequences get honored in Best Screenplay, Adapted
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
loooool true
In The Loop deserves it most of all for being one of the 3 or 4 funniest British movies ever made. Not saying much, I know, but it brought enormous lols in the '09.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Tarantino beats the Coens for that award; killing Natzees makes old Jews less nervous than pot mitzvahs and unhelpful rabbis.
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
yah i knew you werent talking shit about bringing up baby lj, i was just warning other contrarian mofackeys
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― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 1:45 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ya hollywood has always been famously terrified of marijuana use
― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"Avatar" editing/sound is a lock!
probably, but it isn't on a par with 'hurt locker'. i don't get rogermexico's point because this film had a shitty screenplay and it's plot was just pochahontas. it's not a great achievement to use a well-worn plot only with shitty and obvious war on terror references and lines like "YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANY MORE... YOU'RE ON PANDORA" plus add completely stupid bits of business like michelle rodriguez firing on her own side. watertight? more like WATERWORLD.
keep forgetting, but 'duplicity' would be my best orig screenplay after 'a serious man'.
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
who agrees that Enemy Mine was dope at least?
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
The Dennis Quaid/Iron Eagle guy joint?
Having seen "The Hurt Locker" three times now, I'm pretty much in agreement with the blurb on the box cover that calls it a near-perfect movie. Even a distracting Ralph Fiennes cn't bring it down, and the last shot is like a recruitment film flipped on its head into an ironic tragedy. Even that I'm inferring, because this may be the first war film I've ever seen that never quite says "war - bah!" or "war - yeah!" It just shows war, or at least one facet of it, and one can infer what one wants. Also, seriously gotta love Bigelow's rebirth as a scrappy indie auteur! I wonder if Cameron is even capable of making a small movie anymore, or if he ever was? Dream big, I guess.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
my main point is that you're misweighting the criteria for evaluating a screenplay, so that's probably why the not-getting.
my corollary is that "stock" =/= cliché and "broad" =/= "dumb" and "doesn't lose the 7 year olds" trumps "keeps the sophisticates amused" when it comes to pictures that need to make a billi
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Roger, I think you're confusing the criteria for making a good movie and making a billion dollars. Sure, there are certain beats one should/must hit to make bank. But those are not the same beats one needs to hit to tell a strong story with strong characters. Which is why all the top grossing films ever are pretty lacking in the depth department. And I say that as a 7-year old.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
With a couple of outliers, of course:
Rank Title Worldwide Box Office1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,0002. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,2523. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) $1,060,332,6284. Avatar (2009) $1,030,409,4525. The Dark Knight (2008) $1,001,921,8256. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,8917. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) $958,404,1528. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) $937,000,8669. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) $933,956,98010. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,00011. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,00012. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,00013. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,39714. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) $887,073,70515. Spider-Man 3 (2007) $885,430,30316. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,03617. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,00018. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,00019. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,00020. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
another thing the avatar screenplay fails to do is create compelling characters -- that's surely a traditional criterion? and also one used by other blockbusters. im not sure if you mean im misweighing evaluative criteria in general, or not getting those used by the oscars, but 'eternal sunshine' for my money was a worthy winner. i don't like many of the other picks but they are at least solid jobs of work. avatar is barely that.
even if you think it's well structured, the mid-section in particular is very tedious because no-one gives 1x fuck about sam worthington.
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― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
that list is essentially meaningless due to inflation.
If the Best Picture is not seen as a legit screenplay contender, the award usu goes to something considered clever (eg Woody Allen, Et Sunshine, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction).
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the lack of memorable characters is definitely the movie / screenplay's biggest flaw. That, and the utter dopeyness of the Na'vi. xp
― Simon H., Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
that list is essentially meaningless due to inflation
Yeah, and so is "Avatar"'s tally, since about $150-$200 mil of it has been 3-D surcharge. That's cheating! But I'd wager that list isn't, like, massively wrong, and that even accounting for inflation, the biggest box office hits globally have been FX-heavy action flicks.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
It is super unlikely this is going to win a screenplay award but let's not kid ourselves; high-grossing movies win Academy awards.
"Titanic" won 11 out of 14 noms, "Lord of the Rings: Return of the Kings" swept all 11 categories it was nominated in, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" won 1 out of 4, "The Dark Knight" won 2 out of 8... you have to get to the Harry Potter movies before you start hitting ones that didn't win and the first one was nominated for 3 awards (and the #11 movie, "LOTR: The Two Towers", won 2 out of 6 nominations); hell, even "The Phantom Menace" was nominated for 3 Academy awards.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, how do you guys feel about 2xLPs on the best selling records of all time lists?
― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kinda crazy to think that I've seen only 6 of the top 20 highest grossing films (unadjusted) ever.
― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha I have seen 19 of them
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I've seen 10. Mind you I'll be seeing all the Potters soon enough.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
time to get adjusted
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the only one I'm missing is the newest Potter and that's just because I was able to successfully distract my wife from noticing when it was in theaters.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
seen four, but star wars part one was a pirated vhs so doesn't entirely count.
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually I don't think I've seen the entirety of "Ice Age" so 18.5
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i saw em all
― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link