POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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moonship journey to baia

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok ally we can agree on three caballeros. the scene where carmen miranda is singing and her head is like, the moon? or whatever? is probably the reason i smoke so much pot. it affected me.

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

I am not seeing anywhere near enough love for The Little Mermaid, or Ursula the Witch. Step it up, ppl.

kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

that whole scene is a big masturbation euphemism.

xpost seriously dude my sister had the little mermaid cassette tape and i have had quite enough of the little mermaid to last a lifetime.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

OK, srsly:

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

MY LITTLE POOPSIES!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

disney movies made before little mermaid with few exceptions are for lames and old people

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

i appreciate the little mermaid all cocks 94/7 original vhs artwork though. my mom still has it!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, the Salvador Dali/Disney collaboration Destino:

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zMkwBvssz_Q

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

proto aeon flux

isn't that making the rounds again at theatres?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

The older Disney films' music was so much more touching, it's weird to listen to something like "Ooh De Lally" or "I Wanna Be Like You", so full of charm and spirit yet on such a small scale, then hear like Phil Collins' insane billion drums pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit music.

xpost haha if anyone ever doubted my creepyness, know this: it was I to whom the responsibility fell to point out to my sisters and their friends where the rumored penii were on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

i like this thread. the correct answer, however, is dumbo.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok if they couldn't tell where they were (the answer: everywhere, all over the entire cover that wasn't taken up by said titular mermaid) then there's nothing you could do to help them find them, nick.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit

this is the new magic people voodoo people

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

I voted for THE ARISTOCATS because we own it on DVD. Sarah tried to make me watch it a couple of years ago, I think I fell asleep.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

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Those are Aristocats.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

NO ONE LIKES BAMBI

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

bambi is fucking depressing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's not right to make something so cute like that and then make it all sad and shit

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

the parts that aren't depressing are fucking lame

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

i voted Sword in the Stone only because i named my cat Archimedes after the owl.

Samski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

that skunk is really really cute though.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

bambi is awesome. teaches you about death and bunnies.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAIT

we own Aristocats on VHS, not DVD.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

you just like to be contrary

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

This is actually the most difficult important ILX film poll decision I've faced yet.

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

there's another universe where Ramosi is Bambi and Bambi is Ramosi

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Bambi's got shootings, fires, antler fights and implied hott animal sex. None of these things are lame. They're practically a Michael Bay movie!

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

wtf I've never heard of this Lil Mermaid cover scandal

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

rabbits all inducin' emesis to recover $110 of crack

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok i don't like to think about "implied hott animal sex" ever again thx ok

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahah Phil 8080 re: Michael Bay. FLOWER: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*runs and leaps across quickly widening explosion chasm*

Also FERNGULLY hahaha remember FERNGULLY?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

shakey, i'm overstating the case because it is hilarious but it was a big scandal! the movie poster and the original vhs cover, the castle basically kind of looked like it was made out of dildos. subsequent issuings of the vhs and then the dvd did not have the castle on the cover, because of moms being all uproarious about shit.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

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John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

hai guys ferngully was not a disney film

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink





n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

other NOT disney films before the come up:
all dogs go to heaven
land before time
land before time 2
land before time 3
land after time or whatever it is now
the transformers movie

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF it lost the best ones!


n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha moms be hatin on dildos

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

ursula was based on divine

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

that was already covered

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

I fully support the live action Disney movie poll, although I fear that we might all kill each other over Black Hole/Pete's Dragon/Escape From Witch Mountain disagreements.

It should be noted that I am far too lazy to actually make this happen.

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

guys there were a thousand live-action disney movies, that poll is kind of impossible

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

Where's your dedication to the task at hand?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, is Tuomas allowed to post this poll as he lives in a country where Donald Duck is banned for pantslessness y/n?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

NO SONG OF SOUTH = ILX HATES NEGROES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm actually trying to do such a thing but the list is...enormous and difficult to whittle down to essentials. i don't want someone bitching because i'm leaving out, like, "around the world in 80 days" (starring jackie chan and steve coogan so actually maybe i personally would bitch about that omission), so i'm having a difficulty.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

also I would like to cast Belle from beauty and beast as besst looking disney heroine, little mermaid based on alyssa milano notwithstanding

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:15 (6 years ago) Permalink


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