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My birthday this year is probably going to be depressing, but perhaps an ice flow will come along earlier so any unpleasantness can be avoided.
― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 01:53 (9 years ago) Permalink
Big Poppa can't hip hoppa like Poppa Large. Fuck the fact that he's more famous, I be detonating rat-poop bombs in his anus.
And I'm out.
― Poppa Large (Oops), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 02:08 (9 years ago) Permalink
8 years pass...
My stepmother made the big mistake of including my wife's age in a birthday card to her. Are we supposed to be impressed she knows how old my wife is? What's the point? She knows how old she is. In fact, she's been 34 years old for years now. Sheesh, some people.
― Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:41 (1 year ago) Permalink