http://goonertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4uox.gif
― adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 December 2009 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arshavingirls.jpg
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Monday, 21 December 2009 02:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/21/article-0-07AC30C5000005DC-701_468x512.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arshavinfamily.jpg
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Ken can I humbly put the photo in this story forward for consideration please? http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/dec/21/wolf-picture-rodriguez-wildlife-photographer
― he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a234/hadareud/2-1.gif
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
advance lols at arshavin and wolf
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link
frankly, who cares if that wolf photo was faked it's awesome
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link
would also accept one of the wolf being 'shopped over/alongside artpassions.net diving pig
― he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
(which I cannot find on either ILX or GIS :( )
possible branch out to incorporate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/euro2008/arshav438.jpg
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://base58.com/ilx/jawsarsh.jpg
obv poor, if i had time i would do animated version based on the amazing samuel l jackson gif
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, this thread just keeps giving
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
obv poor
harsh on yourself, concept alone makes it 8/10
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
too obvious..http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arshavinwolf.jpg
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
His tongue looks unhealthy, even without the wolf.
― Who was that Christmas-jumpered man? (onimo), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
great sentence
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha @ ken c
― Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight! (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
NOIZE
― he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
every time this is in new answers, i get an intense warm feeling of utter joy.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/o0QmM.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I WANT THAT SHIRT
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i want that shirt
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
you're going to have to yell that, plz.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I want that shirt.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
In Russia, THAT SHIRT WANTS YOU!
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
would pay good money for that shirt
― President Danny Glover (Millsner), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/4207693817_b2306cbf75.jpg
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I WANT THAT SHIRT!
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit me too
― uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Would like to see a movie where that image is key.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
remake of "Jason & The Argonauts" except have that shirt instead of the golden fleece
― 12 inches of (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I want that tongue not to be grey.
― Mark C, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
surely some type of beowulf/ring saga is a better fit for a troll faced wolfboy. the germans really know how to work that shit into a cautionary morality tale.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3148/arshavinmovie.jpg
― I DIED, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Arshavatar
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arselolshavin.jpg
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
nsfw
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 25 January 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't think of a good arshavin slogan for that David Cameron poster everyone has been photoshopping. Can someone help?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
“Russia can be a very chauvinistic society, There is a saying: “A chicken is not a bird, and a woman is not a person”
― dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
The magic:
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/Arshavin-speaks-hilarity-ensues?urn=sow,217754
In this bit for last weekend's episode of Soccer AM, the little Russian talked about his Arsenal teammates. And while I couldn't understand a good 90 percent of it, I loved every second. Here's a rundown of some of Arshavin's finer points:-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him. -Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.
-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.
-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.
-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.
-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him.
-Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.
-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.
-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.
Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Eboue was jokes.
― useless chamber, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah he thought they meant who had the biggest cock
― requiem for a team (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question
as did robbie keane, in fairness. his answer was about michael dawson spending ages on his hair.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link
who's longest in the grower though?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/06/article-1249110-07FF2992000005DC-584_306x430.jpg
― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Pffffff. That took ages to load - as always with this thread, I was on the edge of my seat. It was totally worth it.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link