The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

sounds like an adults-only "Dirty Jobs" episode

Sounds like parts of Bangkok to me.

i am loling at the mental image of "fending off" a bj

"stop it! stop it!"

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:09 (37 minutes ago)

More or less how it went down! She'd already propositioned me to go back to my apt a couple times and I must have been too polite in declining her cuz she just decided to go for it. It was just...ew. 1) Hi we're in public 2) You just showed me yr x-bfs school photo in which he was in full Juggalo paint and that really really frightens me and also 3) you are kinda gross and 4) DID I MENTION THAT IT IS BROAD DAYLIGHT. On top of having already declined her once or twice. She was probably joking and wouldn't have actually completed the act in public, but I'd heard...some stories...seen her proposition dudes in similar fashion and head back to their dorms with 'em...seeds of doubt.

I dated a girl from her home town a few years later who told me a story about said bj bandit'd ex-juggalo-bf where his friends had to stop him from getting clown paint tattoo on his face at an ICP show. Was very impressed.

"bandit's"

Got offered $50 for a blow job, should've taken it

Guys're always offering me money actually

(Steps on Montreal flophouse near Ste.-Catherine and St.-Laurent. Young woman and pimp-like man sit on the stoop, with a medium-sized teddy bear also on the stoop.)

YOUNG WOMAN: Hey, want a date?
ME: No thanks.
OLDER MAN: How about a big stuffed bear?
ME: Just me and the bear alone, no funny stuff?

lol

My friend C was at 80s night, getting her dance on when some chick comes up -

Stranger Girl: "You look like a librarian."
My Friend: "Yeah, I get that a lot...the glasses, etc..."
Stranger Girl: "...a librarian that needs to be fucked!"

The best part of this is that you could adapt it to almost anything, assuming the person looked like anything. My friend is straight and passed on the offer.

woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.

i think the best was when i was at the infamous Gangway on Larkin & Geary, getting my first drink at the bar, and a guy just stuck his hand down my pants and started giving me a handjob. he didn't even say hello to me until i was hard.

oh, gaypaws

I don't remember this at all, but apparently a bunch of years back I was leaving a party really, really drunk, and a friend introduced me to some guy. I just said to him, "Hello, you're a very attractive man, but I have to go now. I'll talk to you about having sex tomorrow."

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p47.jpg

hello yes im call re: our appointment to discuss having sex

lol!

yes that right, im the drunk girl who touched yr hair last night

woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.

ikr? it's kinda touching that this seems to be a rare enough occurrence that it merits noting for non-gays.

As much as straight guys are cool around us gay dudes, it still surprises a few of'em when we get flirty and even hit on them -- that's what guys do!

When I was a shy teen dork with a mohawk I was walking through the city one time, and this old-school punk girl introduced herself by saying, "Can I have you?" Nervous and shocked, I replied, "What for?" "Dirty sex." "Um...sorry, I have to go."

a friend and i are currently trying to persuade a straight boy to come to a gay bashment night with us - it is proving to be something of an uphill struggle, even the most open-minded dudes are making excuses with a quickness!

(it's for a project)

sandy, i hope your hair tottered when you spoke.

No doubt.

i once got rid of a crude proposer by asking him agreeably if he minded waiting for a minute while i went and drained my catheter bag.

(it's for a project)

Is this like a "get a 'straight' man to have sex with you" project? I've heard a rumor that you get a free toaster at a local bar if you complete that "project."

gays u r next level, i salute u

damn right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlrkUmMk3U4

I used to have to walk down this real cruisy stretch of road to get to work, and one day this older guy just started talking to me and within 30 seconds was like, "Come back to my place." I politely declined but he was real insistent, and added, "It'll only take five minutes." Could not understand why he considered that something that would make his offer more appealling, but he did shout it at me repeatedly as I walked away - "Just five minutes! Just five minutes!"