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wife tells me her dad did similar, just sub vw bug for the bus

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

But even w a windshield, the wind speed was BRUTAL over about 35 or 40 mph, so it was just for tooling around locally. Funny, I never tried wearing a helmet....

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

M, is your wife Midwestern/conservative in her origins, too?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

texas, but her dad is pretty conservative

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://mjmbooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Speed-Buggy.jpg

so jealous that Laurel's first car could talk and solve mysteries

wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost her dad is just a total gearhead. both her parents are bikers, and he's a wrecker driver by trade.

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit i forgot about fucking speed buggy until just now

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

that seems like an experience one would remember forever

wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL. adjective/modifier, not verb

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to write a book about spending a year trying to learn to do all of the things in all of those 100 things a man should know how to do books.

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

1. How to fuck a talking dune buggy

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

but would any man just happen to know how to do all those things if those lists did not exist? "you have been judged and found wanting, sissypants" is the subtext i get there

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Kind of? Then again, remember the pic you posted of you having to tie a friend's tie? See, he should know how to do that.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel dumb when i don't know how to do something

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

And not to get way Fight Club or anything, but there are a lot of fatherless men out there who didn't exactly take up the mantle of "man of the house.'

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Myself very much among them.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it's more like "you've been judged and found wanting, human being"

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

can change a tire, can't tie a tie

everyone stop (dan m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

and I'm fully ok w/ that b/c ties are constricting in the neckal area

everyone stop (dan m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

can barely do either one, myself. didn't know how to tie a tie until i was like 28? 29?

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

the idea that i should know how to split logs for firewood or hang drywall just because i have a dick AND that my masculinity should be called into question for wanting that knowledge is just weird -- i can learn how if and when the need arises!

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

learn how to tie a tie ffs

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

its like really easy

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

it has nothing to do with your dick elmo

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

well splitting logs can, but it's really difficult

everyone stop (dan m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Huh. Maybe my Christian-y childhood came in handy in this one way. When I got old enough that a clip-on became unseemly, Dad showed me the standard half-Windsor, and now it's like tying my shoes.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

tieing, even

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Splitting logs for firewood is actually rather fun. From what I've heard, hanging drywall is less so.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Linden Avenue Stomp

yeah it's sounds kinda. . .hard

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah seriously - the drywall in my apartment is already hung, and using firewood here would be a bit dangerous.

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

wait

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

never mind

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i can learn how if and when the need arises!

Okay first of all YES YOU CAN, because you're open to the idea that you will be ABLE to do those things if you have to. Some people have already resolved to themselves that they will never be able to, so they won't.

But sometimes when the need arises it's kind of too late to learn? Dry-walling isn't really an emergency activity obv although it's less cool if you do it wrong the first 3 times and have to re-do it while your domestic partner watches spackle dry...but the willingness to do so is a v useful, commendable trait, imo. But like changing a tire at night in the rain or tying a tie when you're nervous and already late for something....these are not when you want to be "learning" things.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

already ignored, don't worry

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

re: splitting logs.. why would one need to learn how to chop something in half... i mean, it's quite hard to not know what you need to do???

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

that was meant to be with dan's post. anyway, i think learning news things, all the time, is useful as a human being, and it's also something you're supposed to do. hanging drywall could come in handy sometime, but if it's not for you no big deal right?

i just made my first pie crust from scratch--totally awesome experience, will do it again. has nothing to do with my masculinity/femininity, it has everything to do with trying to be a good huan being

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

human

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Protip: if you ever need logs split, ken, please ask someone else to do it for you. If you like having 4 limbs, that is.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

we should be tearing down walls not building them fyi

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

definitely would take the protip and not cut my limb off.

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

knowing how to hang drywall is one of those things that is awesome and will save you a ton of $ if you want to re-do a room in your house or something like that, however the learning part suuucccccks

splitting is rly fun/easy if you have one of these

http://www.gvfarmmachinery.com.au/images/saleitems/implements/log500g.jpg

everyone stop (dan m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

here u go im teaching u how to be a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR4wfHw7Meo

easy beginner knot

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

que i am with you 100% about skill acquisition but on the topic of the thread, these list books are presenting these as gendered skills without which, well, you're just not manifesting your true manhood

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

btw is hanging drywall really on one of those lists - seems more like something every builder should know

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i just made my first pie crust from scratch--totally awesome experience, will do it again. has nothing to do with my masculinity/femininity, it has everything to do with trying to be a good huan being

Yessssss! This is basic to the whole discussion -- but lots of people of BOTH genders don't know how to do stuff that used to be basic to either. Not that it redeems the douchebag ads but if we take any message away, it should be: Try to become a useful human being because you never know -- there's a reason your grandparents knew how to do stuff (Depression, war, times of need), and it could happen to you. Be prepared.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Here is a complete list of the tools I am proficient with:

screwdriver
hammer
adjustable wrench
paint roller

I am lost if you hand me a saw, a ratchet, a planer, a trawl, a propane torch, etc etc.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

xp Also because knowing stuff is super fun!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

hanging drywall was just something i threw out there as an example of a difficult "masculine" skill tbh

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I can make a pie crust. My pie crusts have gotten rave reviews, actually. Granted, they were from my mother, but my mother would actually tell me if the pie crust sucked.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ratchets are for clapping IMO

eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link


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