i shop at an exclusive men's only pantsless grocery store fyi
― it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck it, let's blame all this bullshit on Fight Club
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
eh why do that when can blame it on feminism and vote republican for the rest of our lives
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"you are not your goddamn khakis"
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
real men use plastic forks! what are you supposed to do during the Real Man (TM) activity of BBQing????
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
use big steel fuck-off ones, that's if you just don't use mammoth tusks.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
man all these years i might has well have been holding my BBQ tongs with my vagina : (
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
how the hell does one BBQ with a plastic fork???????
men, we are all doomed
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
metal forks are best if you have a lady to wash them and can thus avoid the castrating effects of dishwater
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you BBQ with steel implements of doom
you eat BBQ with yr goddamned BARE HANDS
rawr
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
surely you chain saw the meat into pieces before shoving the whole lot into your mouth together with some charcoal with your bare hands
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
lol Dan grocery shopping is women's work
― james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Nobody's copping to their pants.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
you don't actually cook the meat, by the way, you just want to eat the hot charcoal and have the meat cooked inside your stomach
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 4:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dude I mean eating like your potato salad and baked beans with a plastic fork...i mean who wants to bring actual silverware to the park???
wearing women's panties right now tbh
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Worrying about silverware is not a man's job!
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images18/ChihuahuaViansBigMacAttackMac3.JPG
RAWR
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
how do you eat cous cous with a fork anyway?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't understand why they are using the Levis design manual and then not putting a brand name in? It is just a free ad, for Levis, by someone else?
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
it's dockers, same company
― harbl, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a lot to learn about being a man.
RAWR.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Its not an ad, it's from their website:
http://www.us.dockers.com/season/landing.aspx
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wait I thought khakis were for pussies...
jesus i came to work feeling like ray lewis and i'm gonna leave feeling like klaus nomi.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i eat my food off the floor, sometimes out of a bowl. . . if i'm feeling fancy. . . otherwise, it's off the floor
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
feelings are for women, matt
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I just punched a deer in the face.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i piss in the woods and shake hands with strangers and goddamn it I MAKE EYE CONTACT
― it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
despite being flawless sometimes i make mistakes deliberately so i can stand up to admit to them.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i taught a bobcat how to whistle the theme from rocky. my workout routine is running for my life every morning to its majestic ersatz trumpet fanfare.
― it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
My Vietnam Vet dad looks UP to ME godammit
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread is turning into Courage Wolf Part II: The Wrath of Courage Wolf
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I will wear a Claiborne shirt with Calvin Klein pants without even blinking
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
RAwr no what
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
RAWR?
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my workout routine is running for my life every morning to its majestic ersatz trumpet fanfare.wait a secondi've done thisdoes that make me a man?
(note: my name is amanda. when i was a kid people used to say "a man...DUH" and i think that moment is coming full circle for me right now in triumphant manliness)
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
howie long is my mantor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGI8IRXRqpo
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jUumdgPyw
sigh
― Kate 'Impeach' Bush (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
GodI think the increasing fashion-awareness or image-consciousness in men that is characterized as "feminisation" is actually just a symptom of the broadening reach of consumer capitalism & marketing. someone once said that "metrosexuality" was concocted & encouraged by magazines & advertising because the paradigm of straight men being oblivious to what they wear is bad for business. more straight men today(and not just so-called hipsters) are more concerned about clothing, I believe, but overall perhaps it's just a triumph of marketing.
OR perhaps men are just exposed to way more media than half a century ago, ie, surfing the internet at work instead on the assembly line or something? i don't know just taking wild guesses
― lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
re: the "There's no more John Wayne's anymore," comment in the Emascualting Truth video. If this statement is true, I seriously don't think the cause lies with chemicals in water / food or whatever but rather in the fact that middle class men today are not being raised to fight in wars? during the world War II / Cold War era, the stakes were such that people just HAD to have a certain toughness that isn't necessary today & thus a certain image of John Wayne masculinity was the ideal, but that was always an extreme to begin with, plus I don't think even John Wayne himself was 100% John Wayne IRL
plus I reckon it's politically incorrect to act in such a way now what with women & gheys having "rights" these days, shucks
I always identified with Jack Kerouac 1000 times more than John Wayne actually
& the Kerouac ad actually kinda makes me want to wear khakis tbh
― lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Famed metrosexual Marion Morrison, you mean?
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think even John Wayne himself was 100% John Wayne IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv_WGEHr4I
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.glendalehigh.com/images2/johnwayne-1.jpg
― lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I ate a caesar salad with crab meat for lunch today while wearing brown corduroy trousers and a kicky Missoni cardigan- am I part of the problem here?
I washed it down with an espresso, is that more testicular than a latte for some reason? Or is it Euro-faggy and thus not macho?
(I didn't use a plastic fork though- metal cutlery all the way).
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
single or double espresso?
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
See corduroys and khakis inhabit the same place for me.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
double espresso
for me, its:
corduroy = hipsterkhaki = probably has a job of some kind (Best Buy?)
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
how did indifference to one's appearance become a "masculine" trait, anyway?
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not indifferent to my appearance and I think its ridiculous that people trot out khakis as a synechdoche of that!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link