I say "you lie like a kite" all the time
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I realize that Chris' statement is couched in a long string of terrible behavior, but I have probably said something as dumb as "I can't turn my face into a heart " when arguing with my wife, if I was really tired or something.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
in another context it could be kinda sweetly sad!
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link
In the context I'm imagining that it would indeed sound stupid. I get terribly incoherent when I'm tired.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
But yeah, it could be sweetly sad if it wasn't from Matos' mothers' ex-husband.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sure Matt Groenig's got this thread bookmarked for inspiration.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"Ralph Wiggum: All Growed Up"
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"Chris", coming soon to the Food network.
― Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
He can't change his face into a hearat.
― the onimo effect (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a new kid in town: dumbest mohawk dude being a jerk at the coffee shop can he get any worse?
― the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I just read this thread for the first time. Chris is my new god.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 13 February 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a burger at fuddrucker's today and couldn't stop thinking about this thread.
― altered dominant (get bent), Friday, 23 April 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I've never seen this thread before but it's tremendous
― Mordy, Friday, 23 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
It is exceptionally essential.
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Friday, 23 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Revive in honor of Father's Day!
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Mexico, camp, horns, Zappa, Mr. Bungle (Matos W.K.), Saturday, 19 June 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
much love, Matos.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 June 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Just restoring this thread to its proper place on the New Answers list.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 29 January 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
My father. I'm sort of glad I've never met him as I've heard stories over the past decade or so.
― Rotating & Blunders (MintIce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Revive, because this thread never deserves to be buried for over two years.
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 24 February 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
ty, this was special
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
all-time
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
For any new ILXors, in he absence of any "up-to-speed" thread compilatons...
― Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 07:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQESFx8V0Y
― Milton Parker, Monday, 25 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Just doin' my civic duty.
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
----I say "you lie like a kite" all the time
So do I! No-one ever has any idea what it means, it defuses arguments occasionally
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
best thread
― freelance helgenberger (get bent), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
You know, it never occured to me that this one is a bit odd:2. One day, Chris was feeling amorous. My sisters were then around three and four (he's their father) and I wasn't home, so he said to my mother, "Hey Lorie--let's send the kids O-U-T-S-I-D-E so we can fuck."
If he wasnt there, who's telling this story, his sisters I guess? Or Chris relate this tale later? (which I wouldnt put past him, heh)
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
His mom? She told Matos a lot of these on the phone.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link
Oh yes of course.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link
This thread, on that note, had its tenth anniversary this past May. Scary!
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link
"Big trubs! Purry Dubs!"
― brotha george lynch hung (how's life), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
still classic
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
"Big trubs! Purry Dubs!" still goes through my head on a regular basis.
― Okay, there's lil' Zipper again (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
"You know, you're wasting electricity by turning the lights on and off when you leave the room, because it takes more power to do that than if you just left the light on all the time."
I remember a teacher in my elementary school saying the same thing back in the 80s. Was this a widespread myth at some point?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:58 (nine years ago) link
The idea probably comes from fluorescent lights, which do need a brief power spike to excite the plasma. The integral of this power spike is probably negligible. Turning on and off frequently could more quickly bring about a failure mode, though.
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah i think this was only ever true of the type of lights they had in institutional buildings... classrooms, hospitals, etc.
my gf does tell me not to turn the TV off if I'm going to turn it on again w/in 30 minutes but i'm prett skeptical.
anyway i had forgotten this thread. good times. where is matos now?
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
i think so. i definetely used to think this. it's called lazy justifications for laziness syndrome, probably (http://rebelzen.com/2008/09/10-reasons-why-being-a-lazy-dude-is-actually-a-good-thing/ NUMBER 1, in a way)
― Ludo, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link