Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

haha, that's nice.

yes I make mistakes that I don't ever make excuses for
like leavig girls that love me and constantly seducing hoes.

i got a pocket full of stones cuz i fell off my dirt bike in cargo pants
i rock a microphone literally, litter the track lyrically with bottles, cans

i keep screamin i'm not a role model but still children wanna be like me
and see like me i hope they never get to see the penitentiary like me

right now I have "Peruvians tried to do me in / I ain't paid them yet" written on my whiteboard

Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse it
Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Clueless"

soulja boy tellem, im icy as a icicle
so much money i valet park my bicycle

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.)

rofl this one too. "so much money bitch i valet park my bicycle"

One of my favorite misheard couplets:

"I got that egg nog shit that will break you neck / Woo hah! Got you all in check."

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No-- I came from my mother, but you know what I mean

What the fuck we look like?
Corny-ass niggas eatin' jello in the crowd at an open mic?

And every time I'm in a jam I always find a loophole
I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol

Ain’t got no guns, ain’t got no jewelery
Show stay packed with tons of groupies
They go crazy, act unruly
Fans in the crowd hella high like Coolie
Girls in the crowd screaming, “Choose me! Do me!”
I play it humble like, “Excuse me? Who me?”

re: yelawolf - is the chorus in trunk muzik "alabama's unanimous animal yelawolf i'm an 808 innovator ain't no betta way to get DOWN"?

Before anyone bites this gem:

"I duck bills like a platypus"

BLOGGZY

I cook the mic like a beefsteak, my technique's great
and I'm the nigga police hate in each state

We from the only place worse than Kandahar
and that's kinda hard
But we still like to party and party hard
Something good happens, we say "Mashallah"
Something bad happens, "Que sera sera"

i get money like a caucasian
the car's red, so the car cajun
stop hatin

dippin dummy down south clock stupid thou's
two sneakers on my feet im a wild chile
when my wet-up blaow blaow you get plowed down
pull up bounce out watch n****s break like wildstyle

at the mall kids ask how the chain glow
look at her and say "wow that's the same glow"
point at me i say "yeah that's the same dough"

I'm underrated, glad I made it independent operated
I never hesitated, haters keep me motivated
The beat is penetrated, I let Timmy regulate it
And we made it in the shade and drink a glass of lemonaded

re: yelawolf - is the chorus in trunk muzik "alabama's unanimous animal yelawolf i'm an 808 innovator ain't no betta way to get DOWN"?

don't think so, something more like "alabama's unanimous animal yelawolf on my 808 come and fade away ain't no betta way to get DOWN"

not that that makes sense

Dont want no Community Kims or Mindy Macks
No gils named Mona or nothin' like that
Hood-rippers, good strippers or riffraff broads
With a split personality to take you to court
Yall speak the language we don't talk
How many good brothers sittin' in jail causa ya'll?
Your mom's up in they business where she doesn't belong
Y'all the reason Puff Daddy put them white girls on

You dudes is noodles, I got more ziti to bake
You dudes is cake, I keep two biscuits on the waste
Razor blades under the tongue, I will eat your face
Got a money-hungry lawyer that'll eat the case
Appetite for destruction, I am starving today
And that's just food for thought, don't let it go to waste
Nigga, bite the bullet until you stuffin your face

Tryna get the lobby door open from a semi buzz
I just wanna go to the slum
And throw my money on the floor like the notorious bum
Build a home, teach a class, start a revolution
Free the mind, heal the body, talkin evolution
This that black Elohim Anunnaki rap
That Farrakhan Hakeem Olajuwon Qaddafi rap

baddest underground since harriet tubb
thats why when i come around they hurry and run

i rip mics like eternal damnation
i beat so many rappers i should own a plantation

the tradition we're steeped in
breed beef and try to teach peace
and make some new vegans, It's too frequent
living conditions is indecent
future been bleak, man quit reachin
and all I got left is my speakin
about these inner visions I be seein'
till I can touch and feel I'm not ceasing
never stop rhyming,
never stop dreamin...

she said that rappin wouldn't suit me
now she's married to a d-bag in a hoopty!

Yo, vin...drop that bomb!
i keep it real like black eyed peas before they added that blonde!

Before rockin' bandanas!
I was sick when y'all useta stand in the mirror and do dances like Hammer!
Before the underground!

you're goooorgeous

PSYCH! you're not gorgeous but that ass is enorrrrmous

ahahaha i hope psych! never dies

breakin in cribs with a crowbar
i wasn't "poor" i was "po'," couldn't afford the "o-r"

ha, really want to hear the "gorgeous" song, that sounds great!

poor/po thing is good too. I love this thread.

“I’m sorry that I cussed you, baby girl you’re gorgeous / Psych! You’re not gorgeous, but your ass is enormous / And if you never call me, I’ll be rich regardless.”
is from gucci's "the movie" off his album

thanks!

poor / po is a big l track but i forget which

to many i may look like a hoodlum
but i'm a rapper and a pretty damn good one

my favourite big l couplet of the moment, you contrarian-ass mutha

you callin me a virgin, that's idiotic
if big l got aids every cutie in the city got it

that's more muscle for the machine
brussel sprouts, broccoli and string beans you getcha choice of three greens
plus a starch to go wit it

we don't leave food on our plate, let the haters hate
twelve ounce steaks asparagus delicious got me lickin my lips
on some ll cool j shit

I been missing in action, on resorts just relaxing
looking in the water while the dolphins is passing

it's the life, it's not a fairytale
she got a heavy tail, like a killerwhale

well the truth, she ain't lyin to you
she is with her girl, but her girl over here too

bitch jump in the air now stay there
til i tell you to come down, and when you do, shut the fuck up.

(sorry, blame erykah)

:D <3 suga free, pretty sure I posted something from that verse upthread

Tricks sell a nice dream, but bitch you'd have better luck
Trying to find 2pac than me buyin' you something off the ice cream truck

― Et tu, Crut? (The Reverend), Sunday, January 11, 2009 4:14 PM Bookmark

heh