Mel Gibson's APOCALYPTO!

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oh sorry naw that was from a review of the jessica simpson comedy 'employee of the month'.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

though the parallels are striking.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

― onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

Phillip french is rubbish, his reviews are always a plot summary, sometimes even giving away twists, then a little bit at the end where he tries to impress you with his arcane knowledge of cinema: "interestingly, the first AD on this picture also worked with Altman in the 80s", that sort of thing.

Apocalypto's cracking, by the way.

― chap (chap), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

it is!

and it's not even mirthless!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Does it include the blink-and-you'll-miss-Mel shot from the trailer?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

The first half - I feared for Mel's sanity tbh. It struck me that maybe he doesn't really have a Christian manifesto, he just loves torture. The first hour is simply looting, rape, pillaging, struggle, fighting, and torture after bloody torture. Then it perks up in the second half for the chase scene. Yeh the jaguar scene is a bit tacky with the guy's face being mauled by what looks like a Beanie Baby. And the guy does get himself out of a few jammy scrapes (escaping from quicksand, being "helped" by an angry panther and surviving an enormous waterfall plunge Fugitive-style) but that doesn't matter because it is a very exciting chase.

So all in all - 50% snoozy bloodlust, 50% exciting but shakily executed chase.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, he could've easily cut ten minutes or so from the capture sequence. The march through the city was extrordinary, though.

― chap (chap), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

It struck me that maybe he doesn't really have a Christian manifesto, he just loves torture.

Western civilization 2007 right there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

are there any Conquistadors in this thing?

researching ur life (grady) on maandag 13 november 2006 20:25 (3 months ago)
Nope -- it's set in pre-Columbian times.

so who are the people on the boat at the end of the film?

i thought it was a horrendous pile of dung. the only positive emotion i got: a giggle when the guy was running to the jungle pretending to be anthony kiedis.

― nathalie, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

i was watching an interview with carine roitfeld @ f/w 07 collections and she said the headpieces @ gaultier and balenciaga were very apocalypto and it was the film of reference for the season. i want to see this now!

― daria-g, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

tapir balls.

'sall i'm saying

― latebloomer, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Apparently Mel might still have anger management issues.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

that article is ridiculously vague. surely they could have gotten some specifics, like uh what exactly the question was?

― s1ocki, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I'd want to hear/see some more. Surprised there's nothing on YouTube yet!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

Saw this the other night. Thought I was going to be bored because the capture scene went on a bit, but as it got going it ruled. The city scene is amazing. Costumes deserved triple oscars. Those people with the elaborate headdresses and shaved foreheads!

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 00:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

the movie i hate to love!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 02:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

yeah so this basically fucking ruled. I watched it through twice yesterday, once with commentary. gibson is, uh, kind of a crypto-bigot, wow.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hahah, any choice phrases?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

“Sharp-toothed Lithuanians armed with baseball bats are crawling across the beach into your house. What should we do with them? We have to fight back.”

― da croupier, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

"crypto"

― latebloomer, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

"kind of"

― Jordan, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

i will say this once more:

TAPIR BALLZ

― latebloomer, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

this was all in all a pretty enjoyable action flick. certainly better than that shitty jesus movie.

― latebloomer, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

so who are the people on the boat at the end of the film?

christopher columbus, played by the set designer, and a franciscan monk played by the film's armorer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyages_of_Christopher_Columbus#Fourth_voyage

― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

I just thought it was funny that mel could only remember like three of his actors' names from the whole movie. I mean he did remember a lot of details about so many of the people who worked on the film but clearly in his brain everybody was probably pedro 1, pedro 2, frank, pedro 8, carlito, pedro 26, fast pedro, old pedro, etc.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

I checked this out of the library and watched it the other night, up to the point where the hero escapes and clambers through the pit of corpses. Right there I could see the entire remainder of the film would be an extended chase scene, so I bailed out.

Mel's POV as a writer and director is simple, simple, simple. The whole plot could be written on a napkin. However, the costumes for this film were utterly, jaw-droppingly fabulous! I can't rave enough about the costumes. The set design, cinematography and editing were all pretty darn good, too, but the costumes were mesmerizing. Loved 'em all.

Bottom line: I still couldn't finish watching the movie. Too reductive and too predictable.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 01:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

you missed some amazing, amazing sequences from the chase, though.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 01:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

but if I didn't love, love, love well-filmed pursuit action I probably wouldn't rate stuff like the warriors and behind enemy lines in my top x for all time

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 01:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

i forgot about this!
i will like all chase stuff, i'm sure

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 02:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

is this sort of like The Naked Prey?

― gershy, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 03:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is it going to disgust me with all its "lol mayan empire collapse under own perversion!"?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 03:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Bottom line: I still couldn't finish watching the movie. Too reductive and too predictable.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 1:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

pretty rich to call a movie predictable when you didn't watch it all the way through.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 03:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

Maybe he predicted he was going to stop watching.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 03:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

this film plays like a tribute to the color green. the nonstop lush action on acid worth any melophobia. loved it.

― Cosmo Vitelli, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 04:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Laurel it's more like "lol mayan empire collapse under own fixation on building stuff out of cement"

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 04:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

pretty rich to call a movie predictable when you didn't watch it all the way through.

slocki, you don't seem to appreciate how simple-minded Mel is as a storyteller. When the storyline is laid out like a plank road for an hour, you can predict it's not going to suddenly change into a cloverleaf freeway exchange.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 19:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

this asshole does not deserve any of your money

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 20:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

did they harvest the organs of their prisoners for transplant? because this guy calls it the mayan protocol.

― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 20:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

xxx-post

hahaha you didn't make it to the twist!

*SPOILERS*it's all a hallucination being experienced by Jesus on the cross at the end of the Passion*SPOILERS*

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 20:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

Hey dudes. I'm watching this now. It's kinda not bad, but not so great that I'm too enthralled to be posting while watching. I like the imaginative rendering of Mayan civ, although there's plenty of stuff that's hard to buy (doing dozens of sacrifices one after the other, for example.)

It's a boilerplate macho man epic, but not without its fun.

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 13 July 2008 04:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

there's something amateurish-looking about some of the cinematography, like parts of it look like a tv mini series or something

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 13 July 2008 04:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

i didn't find. elaborate?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 13 July 2008 09:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Ending was a bit Lord of the Flies-sy.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 28 July 2008 16:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I thought it was a pretty good historical action movie. Mel knows how to film action scenes - I guess he's worked with some of the best in the business, and he was apparently paying attention. The historical color was interesting and the vision of the Maya as a bloodthirsty, decadent civilization ripe for overthrow was intriguing. Bears comparison to "Road Warrior" for its extended chase scene and costume design.

― o. nate, Monday, 28 July 2008 18:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

I read that last sentence three times wondering to myself, "what scene had a bear in it?"

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 28 July 2008 18:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, there was an implicit "It" at the beginning of that sentence.

― o. nate, Monday, 28 July 2008 18:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

tim curry's in this too? omg does he wrestle the bears!?

― latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 18:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dude, he IS the bear.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bears comparison to the Bad News Bears.

― s1ocki, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

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