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MAN that's classy.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

MSM is 30 years old?

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I had to Google virtually everything about that Olbermann Merlot cartoon, and it still took some digging. Apparently he slept with someone and didn't call her back to her liking, so she started a blog about how lousy he is in bed? Is this the best attack people can come up with against the guy? Also, I have never heard of Mark Levin in my life, much less heard him described as "great." The whole thing is from some alternate universe.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's insane. I thought Mark Levin was the guy who made the doc about the Protocols of Zion, but his name is "Marc." According to wikipedia, Mark Levin was nicknamed "The Great One" by Sean Hannity, who I'm sure knows more about these things than we do.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

why a giant glass of Merlot? it makes no sense.

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

cant wait for tomorrow's strips full of silly libruls dancing with glee over the Rove resignation.

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently on the "Olbermann Is Bad In Bed" blog (whatever it's called) the woman alleges that he brought Merlot, and spilled some. So it's like... you know... a BURN.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

also, are there really people out there calling him "Keith Overbite"? Because I was more clever than that in second grade.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

olbermann : merlot :: o'reilly : loofah

elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

or falafel, take your pick

elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

otfm... "let's not attack anything about the person except some alleged sexual proclivity which really isn't all that weird" = lamest thing ever

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

especially when the basis of all this is some schoolyard revenge-blog bullshit that's a year old now!

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe the idea is that Olbermann isn't quite the loverman O'reilly is. Recall if you will this bit from the sexual harassment complaint:

"When Plaintiff responded that she'd never engaged in phone sex, Defendant Bill O'Reilly professed disbelief, and told her that the sexual stories he told were all based on his own experiences, such as when he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the 'little short brown woman' asked to see his penis and was 'amazed.'"

Oh yes, please keep giving us excuses to quote this document.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot hear the word "loofah" without thinking of Bill O'Reilly

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Really? I have a loofah myself. It makes me think about scrubbing the bottoms of my feet.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

it makes me think of 'bad santa'

deej, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070811.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

At one point he forgets the word "loofah" and calls it a "falafel."

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot hear the word "falafel" without thinking of Janeane Garafalao

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"None of your business" Osama potentially an even better all-purpose punchline than "Thumbs-Up" Osama. I like that he traced the same drawing, too.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

That NOYB Osama seems to be practicing Jedi Mind Tricks on Obama & Hillary. He's somewhat similar in garb to Obi Wan, so perhaps he'll fight that Darth Cheney from last week.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm just waiting for that cartoonist to draw Osama with his arm draped over Obama's shoulder, pointing at him as Steven Colbert does to his black employee.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Best Onion editorial cartoon in a while!

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Voting-Machines.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070814.jpg

wot, no Satan?

kingfish, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815ad.jpg

i'm kinda wondering who the fish are supposed to be

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815dd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815cd.jpg

look out, here comes that big government again! better feed more funds into the Pentagon to stave it off!

kingfish, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

over/under on breast-feeding jokes from Muir?

milo z, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm hoping for an Al Bundy-esque "MA-MA!" from one of the manly men.

milo z, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I am so tired of this gay marriage bullshit

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, it seems perfectly reasonable to me to argue that marriage is a religious institution and not a civil one, and that you can't legislate a religion - you CAN (and should), however, afford gay civil unions and religious marriages the same exact legal rights, and no one is harmed and it will affect roughly 10% of the population, so really, why does the other 90% of the population even give a fuck.

(don't answer that)

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0215obama.jpg

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Uhhhh, er.... HMMMMmmmmm.... Blah, blah, blah!

Yada! Yada!

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM (Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM) Bookmark Link

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 August 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm kinda wondering who the fish are supposed to be

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE (cryingeagleflag.jpeg/godblessamerica.mp3)

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.olbermannwatch.com/images/merlot.jpg

deej, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I would date the Onion's Statue of Liberty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/liberty.jpg

Mark C, Thursday, 16 August 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

but she has faces for breasts

stevie, Thursday, 16 August 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/081607.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN081707.jpg

seriously, dude should just clear some brush or something. OH WAIT it's kinda hard to do that when you're not completely terrified of horses yet feel the need to appear folksy.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/thremnfght.jpg

Even the infant has big ears. too bad it's too young to have the buck teef.

kingfish, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb070816.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf ok plz either stop with the John Edwards haircut jokes or just come right out and start calling him a fag

kenan, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I think they already have.

mulla atari, Thursday, 16 August 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder if Muir objects to Diebold, Wal-Mart and CIA employees editing Wikipedia?

milo z, Thursday, 16 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Somebody else take over posting these for me, i'm taking a break.

kingfish, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

dig lulz:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/374001094_560cbdffd0_o.gif

bnw, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Leafing through Watchmen the other day and came across this gem from the pages of the in-comic batshit rightwing rag the New Frontiersman:

http://i16.tinypic.com/67pkd34.jpg

ledge, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link

no, that's not it. that's not it at all.

ledge, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i17.tinypic.com/4or4z14.jpg

ledge, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Haircuts and decade-old blowjobs? Man I'm never going to vote for those dem sumbitches....

valoss, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Crying statue of liberty DING DING DING We have a winner!

kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link


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