men, your um, size

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what i'm trying to say is that the misspent energy factor is mind-boggling.

dell, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Exactly.

ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/smile.jpg

jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

she seems so happy

Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Hohoho... I am proud to show everyone my lovestick which is as big as the baseball bat. Drill her like how our government drills for oil and drills for joy.

am0n, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Jingle Bel)
Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train!
Runnin, from here, to Maine!
Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock
My dick is so big, that you can call the cops
You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy
But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big
It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest
It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it
Cause his shit was smaller
I was standin off the edge of a bridge
and it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE!
It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Spin 4th)
Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train
Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit
I gotta spread my legs for that big shit
It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good
Oh my balls are big as a hill
You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill
like if you were some ??, but your ass is not
My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher
So come on baby, get on top
And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do
Let me stick it up in ya
Hard.. LARGE!

Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
.. LARGE!

(Jingle Bel)
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

Now when you look up at the stars in the sky
It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it
I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope
My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope
on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole
Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN!
It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it
You had to read it twice
You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV
It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me
My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous
What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous
Even - God looked at me and said,
"Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell"
I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it
My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
(Yo how large is it?)
My dick is so large.. they get the point man
Damn, my dick is so large

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!

(Damage)
I look up into the night
This is my left ball, the moon is on my right
If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night
Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike
on top of an Ampex two inch tape
I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain
about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole
Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle
down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb
into your dread, the dread go on top into your head
Now open that mouth wide bitch
Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch
What's that big bulge, comin out the back
of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack
Bend right over, let me do like Rover
I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage
Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large
My dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large

Fade the music out, fade the music out man
Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out
Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up
My dick is so large.. the end is..
You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

THAT URL DOESN'T LIE DOES IT?

Jacob, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I love that she's a sportscaster

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ladies, don't be shy: 202-456-1414

-- Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM) Bookmark Link

omg

-- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM) Bookmark Link

Surmounter doesn't immediately recognize the phone number

gabbneb, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

she seems so happy

-- Slumpman, Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:03 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Bimble, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://encyclopediadramatica.com

that site is wtf overload.
m.

msp, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

It features boobes.

Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

mental image of ilxors measuring knobs indelibly burnt into brain

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

STAGFLATION

Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

HA

Surmounter, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, who said "9"

roxymuzak, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i lied

ken c, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

the schlong king of ILX

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

no one was modest here I see.. I don't believe anyone rounded down.
it's no wonder the opposite of modest is cocky

CaptainLorax, Friday, 23 May 2008 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/08/29/as-boys-get-fatter-parents-worry-one-body-part-is-too-small/

(polls are the census of ilx)

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

“I push down and I show them the length and width,” Dr. Shukla said. And he tells them: “You are going to be totally fine, you are going to have a great life.”

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Never mind the length feel the quality

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

that's all luv muscle honey

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Mines unexceptional but I've got good jump in it, I can flip a coin with it. Tiddlywinks takes longer to setup but I'm assured is worth the overhead.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

5 people brutally honest
34 liars

no BIG liars

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link


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