The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

I have worked with people like you Jess, and if you get into positions of power, you have the ability to rip the spirit out of an organisation, sanitising all forms of wit where posible, in case it offends someone somewhere.

People with good sense of humour have the ability to poke fun at themselves also, and dont take stuff as seriousely as you. And after all your PC talk, you then have a go at someone for being british....I bet you take the Mel Gibson Movies as a history lesson.

If you want to fuck fat, do it, if you want to be fat, be fat, and be happy, and laff back at the thin people who feel sorry for you, because their skin nornally wrinkles prematurerly, and are often constipated, and live their life around the Gym and the Mirror

I am overweight, and I dont give a shit, My friends call me fat bastard, I always take it with a smiling face, and get them back later with a sharp cutting comment, that is very satisfying.

It doesnt matter, its funny, but realise one thing, Fat is beautiful in the eye of the beholder, but Fat people look better in baggy clothes to the majority, therefore just as if I were to go out in a lycra Tshirt, I would get stared / laughed at, your partner will get the same in her cropped top. Dont test the world by being too different, if you cant take the worlds response.

Regards

Overwieght Scottish bloke currently eating a delicious pot of Hagen Daaz at 2.30am

Go watch Braveheart again

Asshole

Sweaty Betty
...She's got a huge Vagina
Sweaty Betty
....Yer can get a bus inside her

Sing along now lard lovers

I think it's funny and sad that you lot are coming from the AFC Wimbledon board, which offers a pretty good (inspiring, even) lesson in what happens when people don't just meekly take what other people decide they have coming to them and decide to kick up a fuss about how they're treated. Nobody's deleted or censored Yancey's post or anyone else's, it's still there. Plenty of people agreed with it. Jess and others just argued with it and good for them. Oh, sorry, I forgot, "Don't test the world by being too different" - yeah, don't show any spirit, stick to cheap laughs down the pub, mock the weak and brown-nose the strong. "I have worked with people like you" - I'm sure most of us could say the same, David Brent.

Sieg Heil Mr Wallace

Hmmm Can anyone guess what Jess does for a living....answers on a postcard

(sorry, Yancey, you had no way to predict)

Shutting up now.

I am going to use "Fuck Me Like This All Night Long" though, it sounds like something a computer would say. A fat computer.

evil enough for u? i can think of more......

I have a hypothesis that the only PC defense to being called an [x] -ist is "I'M [X]!!!!"

Not:

some of my best friends are [x]
my wife is [x]
my ex-wife is [x]
I used to be [x]
I'm [y] (even where [y] may share some attributes of [x]) but the person could not truthfully say "I'm [x]"

I have tested this hypothesis by forcing myself to say "I'M [x]" whenever someone accuses me of [x] -ism. Often, the result is preposterous, so I then have to deal with the resultant confusion and offense to others. The hope is that these punishments will train me not to say things that offend others gratutitously. (If I insult someone, I like to think that I did so intentionally and with good reason.) So if I say something idiotic, by all means call me on it. Anyway, as usual, that's more than you care to know about me. Byeee!

whoops, my bad tom. christ, that IS depressing then, innit?
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15th, 2002

(*excepting lou reed, of course.)

I can however appreciate the fact that a fat person will always make a lot of noise when having sex by virtue of the fact that they have to enjoy it to max whenever they get a chance to do it. The fact that its understandable doesn't make it acceptable.

If it were my flat, I'd have the balls to tell them to keep quite or fuck off.

Mind you - if she were a beautiful blonde with big breasts - I'd possitively encourage it. But that's because I'm shallow.

http://talk.thefridaything.co.uk/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dd784c979b2ffff;act=ST;f=4;t=1487

He's moving out

ooooh no! now i am SCARRED FOR LIFE. i couldn't help reading it...
*sobs*