the 20 worst restaurants foods in america

makes me wonder if A) KFC is still test-marketing the double down sandwich and B) who Charmin ever hired for their seasonal Enjoy the Go rep

Oh man I cannot fucking believe how many calories these pasta dishes are.

i feel like it takes a lot of effort to make something that unhealthy, like i could accidentally drop a couple of slices of tombstone pizza on alfredo pasta i make at home and it would still be healthier than some of this shit.

I have an impulse to defend the appetizer sampler by pointing out that at least surely SOMETIMES it is not all consumed by a single individual -- I mean, it is an appetizer sampler

That shit can be responsibly ordered "for the table"

yeah but then everyone orders the quesadilla burger as their main course and they drop dead in the parking lot

Cheesecake Factory also makes good martinis! Gin burns through asiago cheese, you know.

i actually ate at the cheesecake factory for the first time ever on saturday (i drove my wife and mother-in-law to the mall), the food was pretty decent for chain food and didn't seem unhealthy on the surface (pasta with veggies) but yeah it was a pretty massive portion.

my mother-in-law ordered cheesecake made with splenda

Also, in defense of Five Guys fries: the picture doesn't adequately capture this, but you would have to be nuts to get a whole large order of fries for yourself. If you casually order a large, they will actively intervene and tell you that a large is really large. I have never even dreamed of doing anything other than what they recommend in this piece -- splitting a regular -- and even then, between two people, we leave about a quarter of them uneaten. So it's not like those fries are fooling you: if you're eating thousands of calories of them, you know full well you're eating thousands of calories of them.

(clarification: we leave a quarter uneaten not because we're health-conscious but because we are FULL)

http://eatthis.menshealth.com/files/book_taco%20mess.jpg

luv how they did their own photography instead of using the official styled food ones - i mean this just looks so NAST

lol @ spilled rice

THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUKKEN RICE U GUYZ!!!!

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Outback is an Australian-themed eatery, so we're shifting the blame for that one.

Uhhhh, there ain't no food in Aus anything like most of the crap Ive seen on OSH menus.

(well, ignoring the fact we obviously also have McD's/BK/tgif etc)

Steakback Outhouse

They have a drink called "Wallaby Darn."

My sister has worked there since she was 15 and before she was 21 sometimes she wld sneak herself Wallaby Darn (I think it's made in an Icee-type machine) & feel like some super sneaky badass bcz it has a (presumably small) amount of alcohol in it.

A google search shows it's Wallaby Darned (eyeroll pun), a “Down under frozen wonder with peaches, DeKuyper Peachtree Schnapps, champagne, Smirnoff Vodka and secret mixers.”

Cheesecake Factory is the worst place on Earth.

Haha the irony is that saying "wallaby darned" with an aussie accent renders the joke completely incomprehensible :D

I don't know which makes me sadder: the descriptions or the photographs. All I know is that I'm sad right now, guys.

Lots of beige coloured floppy objects in those photos.

Lots of beige coloured floppy objects in those photos.

http://www.christophers.org/view.image?Id=880

http://planetsmilies.net/sport-smiley-5537.gif

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/32804/kfc-doubledown_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

Has this gone national yet?

The cheesecake factory as a "weight management salads" section and even those have like 700 calories each. It's ridiculous.

Coincidentally, "Chocolate Thunder from Down Under" also appears on the "20 worst euphemisms in America" list.

Near the top of the menu, they also feature a "Technicolor lightning, Very Very Frightening" section.

30 rock quote

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<q>jack in the box (haven't been to one since the 70's! i remember that i loved to yell in the drive-in clown's mouth though. route 7 in my town back then had a jack in the box, hardees, kentucky fried, carvel, farm shoppe, and a pizza hut.) (farm shoppe turned into a friendly's eventually. same deal.)</q>

before i got to your second parenthetical, i was mentally going "what! no friendlee's?", then you got there. i was further down route 7 tho

chocolate thunder
from
down under

that's what she said

cold stone pb & c shake (gotta have it size)

why

Whaaaat is that fried chicken looking thing?

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Because we're addicted to sugary dollops of fat?

Favorite gluttonous tagline ever, for Jay's potato chips: "Can't Stop Eating 'em!"

it's just so naked... we have sized this so that people that are hopelessly addicted to sugary dollops of fat will be forced to go for it

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(And on a side note, it kinda cracks me up that someone would really hit that gerund hard and then wrap up the sentence with an "'em!". Like they decided midstream that they needed to sound like they were down with the youngsters.)

i feel p stupid but i could not figure out what the c was in pb&c then i read that slideshow

like maybe pb&c was some old tyme railroad and they used to serve this malt beverage

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Well, yes. If you're making money off of the addiction of others, you really want to do everything in your power to intensify that addiction. I think the word you're looking for is 'evil', maybe.

hahaha i have eaten about 7 of these

heroin injection (gotta have it size)

I have had two of these - the Five Guys fries, and Sbarro stuffed pepperoni.

I will not be trying to complete this list. Ever.

p.f. chang's crispy honey shrimp

ftr these are awesome

Five Guys fries should really only be shared between five actual guys

Taco Town!

how do u even make a 2000 calorie omelette

how do u even make a 2000 calorie salad!

gotta have it size is brilliant. I really do gotta have it!

If only Sandra Lee had been on TV in 1974.

In all my years of photo trolling, that might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Lookit the onions and green beans swimming in a pool of grease!

"6 servings"

YES!.

^^^ real Sandra Lee cuisine

Needs tequila...

(because lately SL has been putting tequila in everything, for those not following the Sandra Lee thread)

http://woodbridgecafe.co.uk/