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― System, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
~THIS~ guy is a hero tbh, tellin it like it is. asses be slammin.
― ian, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
a strange ass asks if you saw the man on that one
― ‹◦‗‗‗‗‗•› (Lamp), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ results
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lots of ~this~ guy's on ilx
no one cares if it was yr gf or sister :/
― harbl, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
strange men are just friends all the other ~this~guys haven't met yet.
― estela, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Same as ever -- if ILX did this poll about race there would be open warfare.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't see the results due toZING
:-/
but I bet laurel is otm
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i am trying to imagine how this poll could be about race
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i've never gotten this, but i get strangers saying racist things to me and expecting me to agree with them. --Pedro Paramore (jim)
like this
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
"Did you see that black on that nigger? That is some black-ass nigger."
A. Dude is right, that nigger was DARK.B. ~This~ guy.C. Ah, he's harmless.D. etc
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
tbf thinking a chick is hot is not sexist, its expressing it in a way that creates a negative environment so they're not quite parallel
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
hey Laurel, i think you're great, but i hate it when you do this. you could make your point without setting racism and sexism against each other like that; they don't exist discretely like that in the world.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the poll results make the point for me, actually. I'm just picking trigger issues that are close to the bosom of ILX to begin with.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, being physically attracted to someone is obv incorporating lots of constructions & such but its also at some level about evolutionary reproduction etc whereas racism is entirely a social construct
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
still can't see em
what won?
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
dude is right, that chick was slammin 28~this~ guy 10ah he's harmless 4or you heard him say it, about you! 2agreed, despicable behavior 2oh? what if it was yr gf or yr sister he was talking about 0
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
oh geez guys you're really going for it.
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
wow! not the results I was expecting! for real!
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess my point is pretty bad bcuz being ~that~ guy is probably more about ... i dont know what ... insecurity? general corniness? lack of empathy? than it is about actual attraction
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Try "ownership."
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
try "tildes" ("~")
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
well I sort of assumed that ~this~ guy would win, but i did not expect the lechers to take it.
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh ZING
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ilxors going for the only funny/stupid answer in a poll shocker
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I could be unclear on who "~this~ guy" is. Is it supposed to be me, subjectively? If so, I mis-voted. I thought it was kinda like, "Get a load of THIS guy. Sheesh. What an asshole."
― Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
no kenan, that is what it meant, the guy is an asshole
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Laurel sometimes you seem like the only one that makes sense in this entire crazy internet.
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
good job ilx
― max, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
a+ on ironically aligning yourself with the creepiest dude in all of minnesota
didn't vote but imo appreciation of others' beauty is not a matter for crude homosocial bonding, hence why i don't participate in the WS thread...in this case it's opportunistic, needless and sinister. i'd probably be like 'no' then move away
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link
im always like *weakly smiles, makes sound like "heh," sprints out of door*
― max, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ, Laurel, do you actually have to blatantly offend people who have absolutely nothing to do with this argument to make a point or are you just an idiot?
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
If I translate it to Dutch the line dude is right, that chick was slammin annoys the fuck out of me. And I do mean ANNOY the HELL out of me. It's extremely demeaning. The choice of words is just plain NO.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
But y'know, fuck it, I'm not gonna froth at the mouth when some dude says it to me (like he'd ever say it now).
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
...this thread
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah maybe it was a mistake :(
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
smh...only ilx can fail to see the humor in perfectly normal occurrences
xp no! the key word is "strange man"...that's where the humor is, not in the "yeah dude DIME imo!" *hi five*
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
xp nah dude it is not your fault it's actually an interesting question and yr poll responses were solid
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
whew
i really sort of love stuff like this, though, in life. not the creeping i mean but the sheer left-fieldedness
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"a creep said x to me" thread goes nowhere
"a creep said x to me DO YOU AGREE Y/N POLL" komedy gold!
― goole, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
basically the way i read the question is like you're walking outta the dry cleaner and some random dude decides to tell you he thinks the chick across the parking lot's got a nice ass. which is just funny in its absurdity, not the whole homosocial let's mark our territory kind of thing
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Monday, November 30, 2009 8:12 PM (Yesterday)
this otm, duh
the strange man is the key part of this poll, not the ass
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
o jeez guys
― max, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
which is just funny in its absurdity, not the whole homosocial let's mark our territory kind of thing
right!
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
haha yeah i love running into moron fuckheads if they aren't harming me in any way
once i was in a hurry to get to a movie. my friend ran into a gas station to use the atm. the guy in front of him opened up a brand new credit card out of the envelope, plugged it into the machine and withdrew several hundred dollars. he turned to my friend and said something like "dude do you see this? fuckin awesome!!" and then split. he cashed the atm out, it was out of order after that. we had to go somewhere else.
that dude did harm me come to think
― goole, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
ok "do you see this fuckin awesome" is hilarious
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
discuss
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/how-not-to-use-your-butt-on-the-subway.html
― goole, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
On one hand, I am glad that I posted a legitimate concerned thought to this thread.
On the other hand, I am very sad that I never used the d/n "a strange man"
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
Raymond Carver's "They're Not Your Husband" to thread.
― MV, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
idgi, if the rat is wild why is he sharing cheese with the man
― j., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
link shows neat impromptu recreation of 'Partition' video imo
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link