Shooting lightning out of your ass seems so declasse to me
― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 July 2007 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link
no way man, you need to lower your standards
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002H2H.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 July 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link
at first I missed ENBB's first post completely and thought the second was a response to the thread question
-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:36 (9 hours ago) Link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's amazing.
― ENBB, Thursday, 12 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
This is unacceptable:
a buddy of mine's brother used to date a girl that had a pony-tail butt plug??? like, she'd be "wearing" it and she'd have this big long flowing tail, like a pretty pretty pony
o_0
-- river wolf, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:29 AM (Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:29 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 July 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I want a tail
rumpie! This could be just the thing.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not prehensile, but with practice, I bet you could make it move.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8901/img5328j.jpg
Felt a bit weird taking a picture of it.
― Alba, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Sick's post upthread is one of the worst things I have ever read
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
And under no circumstances should you scroll up and attempt to determine which post I am talking about. I mean it.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that trick was supposed to force the semen backwards into your bladder?
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
GAH
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
worst magician ever
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I'll never interpret "He's got a lot of spunk" the same way again.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
And on a lighter note, I sympathise with kenan's whiskey shits, but Onimo's Guinness turds take it.
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought it squirted out of your eyes or am I thinking about milk xps
― ka£ka (NickB), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah if you press your taint just right it'll squirt out your eyes?
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"I can do this trick with my magic wand..."
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Would be pretty horrifying between card and hat tricks on stage.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Fun though for the people in the front few rows similar to Seaworld.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.trickmastermagic.com/images/Breakaway%20Wand.jpg
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Hospital removes 'asparagus-sized' eel from man's bottom
― Alba, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
Gwyneth Paltrow's head
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link
Sitting on the toilet after you were nutted in. pic.twitter.com/rgkvR5WGiK— 𝐋𝐨-𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐠 🏳️🌈 (@PandasAndGaming) February 7, 2019
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link
Steel drum
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link