Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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Does the pope shit in the woods?

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I need to know before I commit.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, just wonderin'. it would be weird if jesus entered into things every time you perv on women, and you were like jewish or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Or a Buddhist.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

J.C. gets around.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

He's always hanging around with you when you perv on girls, for example.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I heard his movie SUCKED

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops almost made me snort some partially chewed carrots out of my nose.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that's J.C. Chavez.
xpost possibly

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

post pics of asses pls. why hasn't this happened yet?

― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.staylace.com/films/graphics/girl_help.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Because having the ass RIGHT THERE TO STARE AT IN PERPETUITY defeats the beauty of the sneaked gaze we're discussing.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, terry thatcher - my belly's fine, but look out below, because it's boom-bangin'. If you'd like to trade, txt me @ 800733.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

when the technology arises that allows a 3-D ass in motion to be accurately shown over the internet, i will have no reason to leave the house.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

This one's for John.

nsfw

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

WE ARE NOW NOT SAFE FOR WORK FOLKS

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Any comments or info on those pants some women wear, that are so thin,aerial and mold to the body so well it seems they are not wearing pants at all, can almost look like bodypaint with a slight anti-gravity effect. A women I work with was wearing that yesterday, if she wears that again I'll must bypass the asexual environment we are in and tell her she's too much de sex :-)

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

if you were gonna make the thread NSFW, you coulda at least chosen a bangin' ass.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost Sebastien HUMAN AFTER ALL

(pls don't make a shitty album a la daft punk, thx)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Great.
xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank Andrew (or whomever) for the PICTURES OFF functionality.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no comments or info. I know nothing about women's pants.

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry. I didn't think about it being all dirty. Such is my love for asses.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not dirty, Kenan. It's just NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

o, how i love a thread about ass on a friday morning.

doing a google image search turns up quite a variety of results, but nothing that seems worth posting. someone more talented at searching should still come up with a pic for sarah!

(lotsa xposts, there was a poxy fule message before)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless you're that one guy on ILM. Dude that does the p0rn0s.

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, posting pics of ass for folks to oooh and ahhh at is like unearned peeking. It has to happen naturally - you can't MAKE it happen. Such gazing should occur as God intended - on the escalator, after lunch.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena Williams' ass: Bangin' and Worksafe

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I am not really one, for this. But I am indie. And have no ass.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost And doubles as a handy wood clamp!

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

*nods at picture, winks, gives thumbs up*

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

that ass is kind of intimidating.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Somehow I am reminded of the Eddie Murphy bit about anal sex with Mr. T. This is not sexy.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, I didn't think a thread about ass could be ruined, but you just about done it.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena's ass looks a bit too, I don't know, bubble-like to be sexy.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

huh huh huh...

"wood"

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hellomagazine.com/specials/gifts02/img/shakira.jpg

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena ruined it for me! Diff'rent strokes.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena has quite possibly the most ripped-yet-still-sexy body in the world. Holy shit.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I may have mentioned on another thread the girl at the gym I go to with the fantastic, almost cartoonish kick-pow ass. Well, she's been there EVERY SINGLE TIME I've been to the gym, on the stairstepper, trying to get rid of dat ass. As much as I've come to look forward to her presence there, I just want to say, "No, it's okay! Stay home and watch some tv! Embrace and love your ass for what it is!"

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena's body, full stop, is intimidating. I can't believe she wears those outfits on the court! It's like if Milton Berle delivered his comedy while wearing just a sock below the waist.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

then uncle miltie's drag bits wouldn't work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

At first I thought this thread read,

'Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes out on the sidewalk - C/D"

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

PLEASE PEOPLE WHEN YOU POST PICTURES OF ASSES, PLS REMEMBER THE SHE-RA ASS PRINCIPAL, NEITHER KENAN NOR AUSTIN REMEMBERED THIS IMPORTANT THING.

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/she-ra.jpg

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooops -- what the hell would you rather she wear?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Jordan tell her she can do sidebends or situps, but please don't lose that ass or however the lyrics go

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

just a sock. xpost

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I am not familiar with this important-sounding principle. Please elaborate.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

greatest thread ever, obv.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Tell her that Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

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Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D