Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who like Dave Matthews Band, and those who don't. And I would never want to have lived this life being one of the ones that don't.

The best band on earth = Dave Matthews Band.

Those who don't agree just suck, and that's the plain and simple truth.
Thank you, and goodnight.

"Some people like to drink.. some people don't. Some people like to think and some won't.. some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don't.. some people do.. and some people don't. But its ok, 'cause its meant to be that way." - Dave Matthews

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Peace out nerds.
.BekaH

― Bekah, Monday, 21 July 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link

How ironic, the entire DMB thread summarized by a shitty DMB lyric.

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

Can't we please just take this thread to the ASPCA and have it put to sleep? It keeps threatening to froth at the mouth.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:33 (twenty years ago) link

You'll never make it to 2000 with that attitude.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

Thats okay. I just spend eternity partying like it's 1999.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:29 (twenty years ago) link

oh, the humor on a monday morn

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Oh for fuck's sake why wont it just die?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Some lessons aren't learned, I see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band will one day crack Britain. His genius means he can't remain unknown across the water. He just needs to tour and play Glastonbury to raise his profile.

― Lena, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

Have we stumbled across the meaning of life yet?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.chattanooga.net/comedy/saget.JPG

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:42 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/dmb.jpg

i think this thread killed ILX for a day.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

It Didn't because Dave Matthews Band IS the meaning of life!

― The Resurrector, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

is that anything like the Water of Life?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

Paul: "Those who used DMB tried and failed?"
Rev Mother Mohiam: "They tried and died."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

"and how can this be? for Dave is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037222263406199904517.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037222263406199904517.jpg

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

thanks.

stupid photoisland. i need to remember that they only allow one link per page.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

fun fact: the kid who played Alia grew up into the tasty Alicia Witt, who was the little piano-playing sister in "Twin Peaks", and was the freaky ex-porn chick in "Cecil B. Demented"

http://www.bombsite.com/images/cecil1.jpg
"jingle balls, jingle balls..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

(I like that Bekah exposed her inner nerdiness by trolling a web board. You go, girl!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

i love you all. i thought i was the only one who loved that movie (and is now creeped out by how hot alicia witt is."

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

Save this thread!

(This is Mark C, who never posts on ILM, volunteering for the ILXor army in the 100 Years of Dave Mattews War. I would be perfectly willing to lay my life down for the right to diss the least interesting, ambitious and vivacious music on the planet)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:41 (twenty years ago) link

You imbeciles are powerless against the the likes of us. I'm afraid your first mistake has already been made in underestimating our sizeable assemblage of hippies and frat boys. Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
(*the first regiment of frat boy jarheads explodes into bloody, greasy giblets*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

just like in Quake!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.
We Fremen have a saying...
"God created DMB to test our patience."
One cannot go against the sick sense of humor of God.

...and his word shall carry death eternal
to those who stand against the righteous.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

The RIGHTEOUS?!?!?!?!?!

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

(I shall bend like a reed in the wind...)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

well, the self-righteous, then.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

Felcher is secretly Sting? Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
BLADOW!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

DMB Fans all over the world dissapear in a splatter of gore.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

(gasp)
...Custos no longer needs the Weirding Module...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

DEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-MMM'BEE! *BOOM*

"our name is now a killing word."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://ddraven.tripod.com/dune/

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

hee hee. that's a cute quiz.

in other news, i never knew that Jack Nance was in _Dune_ until i was mucking about on IMDB yesterday.

http://www.davidlynch.de/nancedune.jpg

"There...was a fish...IN the percolater, my Baron."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

i love the colors in that picture

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

You fools! Did you honestly think that I would compose my regiment solely of frat boys and hippies? My master plan shall soon come into effect, and your attempts to rid the world of DMB fans will be a miserable failure. Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

looks like some freaky Wizard of Oz/emerald shit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

god forbid what the frat boys & hippies would do even they ever got their hands on the spice Melange...

http://members.rogers.com/darlenescreations/hippies.jpg
Give me spice! Drive them into utter submission. You must not show the slightest pity or mercy... as only you can... Never stop!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

That CANNOT be a real photo. It HAS to be a holloween costume. Thats too friggin wretched for even the most acid-addled fule to wear.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.
I.. I.. I've always been a big DMB fan... I mean, what's not to like? They're sweet, and they totally rock ... ! I never said nothin' bad about them. Help me out here, guys...

Wait - oh!
Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!
I hate DMB and all other jam bands. Buncha fucks. Screw 'em.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

Did someone just secretly use "the voice" on dave225?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos. You leave me no choice but to kill you. Unless we are stopped, the wrath of a thousand cronies shall soon penetrate and demolish your army.

― Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

it's probably a pic of grown up frat types dressed up as hippies.

here's some real hippies

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos.
Try and stop me.
...
Ha, couldn't do it. (*Blows loud raspberry*)
You leave me no choice but to kill you.
I've got my personal shield on. You can't get me.

(Note: wouldn't it be hilarious if we found out that Allison was really Tanya Headon in disguise. And DMB turns out to be the only music she doesn't hate!)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

be careful! the slow blade penetrates!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Then Allison and I will join each other in death!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

Wow...when you see that written down...that just looks sooooo "Amatuer Goth Poetry Slam Nite"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

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