Alicia Key's Ass

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Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.

StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.

calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I think she's eating SNOWPEAS

calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread has made me happy

Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can't
even Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass

Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

huh?

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

apple bottom suckling tree

Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

he's right tho

tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?

tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.

StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?

Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.

And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You'd flip out for being served ham.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link

im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link

You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link

understanding who needs sb too

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

You're understanding who needs sb too.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link

it is u

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link

It is me.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

cool glad were clear on all that.

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

holiday treat

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

kid's got the right attitude

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

surely we cherish the ladies

Latham Green, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

~this~ guy

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

aw someone posted feral boy from Road Warrior! Love that kid!

sarahel, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys see the ass on that one? yeaw!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 December 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow?id=6735896

yay

Latham Green, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

where for art that

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link


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