lock up your kittens
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
unacceptable behavior
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"cool. man. uh, with who?""...................waht? oh dude this girl kristeneooooHHHHH no way the CAPO is here!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKER AAAAAaaaahhhhhh what the hell c'mere man"
*gets a beer*
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.alessonislearned.com/cmx/lesson006.jpg
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
u you want to be all yes dude just cause hey sure but like what are you getting yrself into - the neediness having actually nothing to do w/any sort of observed hotness - so ur just all yup - basically ~this~ guy
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
omg that cartoon is kinda awesome
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
the only panel that jars is the funeral service one, i don't think that one is necessary, or at least, it could stand to be less wacky/crude
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"take the punchline out" says j@ggr
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
most of those comics aren't that great but that one is pretty good. There are a couple other good ones
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
it works if it's just meant to be a snapshot of the funeral service i guess - bathetic life going on beneath as he succumbs to the trappings of empty nirvana -
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
u you want to be all yes dude just cause hey sure but like what are you getting yrself into - the neediness having actually nothing to do w/any sort of observed hotness - so ur just all yup - basically ~this~ guy― ice cr?m, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice cr?m, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah this. i don't want to step all over a person's awkward gesture of community ("let's agree on THIS") but almost every time i've been like haha sure man get after it i've been pulled into an orbit around what appears to be a slightly hostile planet
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
"haha sure man she's a good one""you know it!...hey, you know who ~I'd~ like to fuck?""*(oh christ)*"
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
lool
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Crepes passing in the night
― carne asada, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
im generally not tolerating guy talk - lets talk abt chix but really we r talking abt us - and its much worse w/some weird random
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I heard "sometimes the skirt's so short you just gotta stare" last week
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i tend to seize up when strangers speak to me in general so i think i'd be like "uhhhh yeah" and haul ass outta there
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
often more than slightly, plus mostly awful
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
that is about the planet of ass guy
re: hostility of
swear that at bars the people that decide randomly to talk to me are these guys or they are v drunk girlfriends sitting bored next to boyfriends who are laughing with their bros. all rolling their eyes over at those dudes and asking me, hey what's with that shirt (ed: it is just a shirt) hahahahaha i'm kidding, man i would kill for a cigarette, you got one?
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, November 20, 2009 6:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i have also heard this! like word for word!
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lewd men and their thoughts: my life as a clueless nerd
by G.B. Xavier
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
between this and the latest video on 'o_O posts' i am feeling a bit ill, gah
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
yeeks double guilty
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
yes i just watched part of that and completely regret it. at least gbx's guy is, like, trying to connect irl?
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
like, i have been on a bit of a feminist tip recently, but stuff like this is just really unsettling in a way some of the more obviously awful stuff isn't
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
used up cumrag made ill by cartoon
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Got that cartoon, framed, in a box somewhere in my mom's basement. It hung in my dormroom, and made me different.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it's like a real life WS thread but with horrible men no one else wants to talk to
this isn't that different from 77 WS thread
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 21 November 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, November 20, 2009 7:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
had prepared a whole post abt how i think figuring out how to deal with "this guy" is an impt part of growing up and learning to be a human--but really there is no way to ever deal with this guy is there
― max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i've never gotten this, but i get strangers saying racist things to me and expecting me to agree with them.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yah i never get rando dudes tyrna bond with me over their sexual interest in some women
― Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
voted chick was slammin I will not lie
― coz (webinar), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like a disproportionate # of ppl ask me for directions tho which makes me feel guilty abt never knowing where anything is
― Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
A homeless guy once said it to me while I was passing him by. He was lounging on some wall, I think. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I think I thanked him. But I'm not sure.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
This is true, but not in the way it was meant, I don't think. Norah Jones was on Colbert last week, sitting on a bar stool in a skirt that was never meant to see a bar stool. She was clearly uncomfortable. She kept her hands folded in her lap the entire interview, presumably to keep from going the full hoo-ha. It was distracting. So yeah, I stared, but it was more like, "Yikes. That's an accident waiting to happen!"
― k-wad (kenan), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
As for pointing out asses and engaging in overfamiliar, lewd conversation: I have gotten this a lot from cab drivers. Sometimes it's disgusting leering, and sometimes it's complaining about their wife or girlfriend in a tone of, "You know how WOMEN are!" Nothing you can say, really, plus you're stuck inside a moving vehicle with ~this~ guy.
― k-wad (kenan), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
~THIS~ guy is a hero tbh, tellin it like it is. asses be slammin.
― ian, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
a strange ass asks if you saw the man on that one
― ‹◦‗‗‗‗‗•› (Lamp), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ results
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lots of ~this~ guy's on ilx
no one cares if it was yr gf or sister :/
― harbl, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
strange men are just friends all the other ~this~guys haven't met yet.
― estela, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Same as ever -- if ILX did this poll about race there would be open warfare.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't see the results due toZING
:-/
but I bet laurel is otm
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i am trying to imagine how this poll could be about race
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i've never gotten this, but i get strangers saying racist things to me and expecting me to agree with them. --Pedro Paramore (jim)
like this
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
But getting pretty smart, mostly reasonable people like the frquently posting crowd on ILX to understand how it's offensive should not take 1000 posts, imo.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Friday, December 4, 2009 2:35 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark
has it??
― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
1,l69
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that's a pretty un-concrete concrete example
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
in the interest of keeping things going, I am curious as to whether ILX thinks that any/and all generalizations made about an ethnic group or subset thereof are inherently racist
― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
any and/or all
― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
chinese ppl are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that's a pretty un-concrete concrete example― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, December 4, 2009 12:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, December 4, 2009 12:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
again, i tend to think that lots of people have ideas like this kicking around their heads, and that many of us have these kinds of conversations in private, on reasonable, civil terms. but the only way they seem to occur in public is in the form of highly polarized shouting matches, where each side claims a position of unassailable moral superiority and insists that all opposition be defeated. which depresses me. and i think it contributes to a squashed, dishonest civic culture.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
in the interest of keeping things going, I am curious as to whether ILX thinks that any/and all generalizations made about an ethnic group or subset thereof are inherently racist― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, December 4, 2009 1:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, December 4, 2009 1:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Just read this thread, and all I could think about the whole time was this particular post by goole.
:)
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link
ahahahahahahahahaha
― ☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
:(
not in that club. quote?
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
cell phone pic of the ass on that one
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
presumably taken by goole
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
doubt it, if only because we do not have public transportation like the transportation on that one
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
goole is just about the last dude i would expect to take a pic of a girls ass on a train frankly
― max, Monday, 7 December 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, that, too. "if only" was not to suggest that i'd think otherwise, just that mpls does not have trains that look like that
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
presumably...
― goole, Monday, 7 December 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
;)
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Hi dere guy one the train who just said something to this affect
― carne asada, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread <3
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I have reversed my opinion on this topic
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
this has happened to me twice in the last month or so
― iTote 2.0 (electricsound), Saturday, 23 January 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link
approve of dan's latest mod actions tbh
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
do not approve of dan's latest mod actions tbh
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
would request a list of 'banned words' on ILX if i was really that invested, rather than interested in a lazy/theoretical way tbh
kudos on finding the least appropriate thread possible to revive for this
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
guys, it's friday, can we have fun instead of bein all intense xpost w/ppl who wanna be all intense
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
this is like the rolling 'angry feminist' thread and i self-identify as one
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
but yeah, ass. friday ass.
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
friday ass.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
this is such a great classic thread
― max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
was I otm in it, all that matters
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
always feel like people saying this sort of stuff to you implies you're both in some sort of secret club
makes me want to figure out which one, so I can tear up my membership card
― mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
One time I responded to this sort of thing by saying, like, "what, the guy in the tank top?" Which I thought was pretty funny, but I'm also pretty sure the ass-commentator was thinking about punching me, so I might not try that again.
― ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
So many dudes are just constantly being all "hey NUDGE NUDGE I notice we are both HETEROSEXUAL"
― ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
A guy at work: "Sunny days make you wish you had a roofie gun."
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
do u work at JAIL
― neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
no one has ever asked me this
― waterface, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
discuss
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/how-not-to-use-your-butt-on-the-subway.html
― goole, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
On one hand, I am glad that I posted a legitimate concerned thought to this thread.
On the other hand, I am very sad that I never used the d/n "a strange man"
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
Raymond Carver's "They're Not Your Husband" to thread.
― MV, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
idgi, if the rat is wild why is he sharing cheese with the man
― j., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
link shows neat impromptu recreation of 'Partition' video imo
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link