Alicia Key's Ass

Everyone knows that, but if this guy's going to naysay then I'm going to repeat it.

trife wrong as always

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I wrote this in permanent marker once, so I feel strongly about it. Or I did then.

not really into her ass boobs music whatever she kinda sux - feel like people want to find her edifying wholesome sexy and great but really theres a vast underlying sense of whateverness

Thunder on the mountain, fires on the moon
There's a ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon
Today's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blow
Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go

I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying
When she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the line
I'm wondering where in the world Alisha Keys could be
I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee

Feel like my soul is beginning to expand
Look into my heart and you will sort of understand
You brought me here, now you're trying to run me away
The writing's on the wall, come read it, come see what it say

Thunder on the mountain, rolling like a drum
Gonna sleep over there, that's where the music coming from
I don't need any guide, I already know the way
Remember this, I'm your servant both night and day

The pistols are poppin' and the power is down
I'd like to try somethin' but I'm so far from town
The sun keeps shinin' and the North Wind keeps picking up speed
Gonna forget about myself for a while, gonna go out and see what others need

I've been sitting down studying the art of love
I think it will fit me like a glove
I want some real good woman to do just what I say
Everybody got to wonder what's the matter with this cruel world today

Thunder on the mountain rolling to the ground
Gonna get up in the morning walk the hard road down
Some sweet day I'll stand beside my king
I wouldn't betray your love or any other thing

Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitches
I'll recruit my army from the orphanages
I been to St. Herman's church and I've said my religious vows
I've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows

I got the porkchops, she got the pie
She ain't no angel and neither am I
Shame on your greed, shame on your wicked schemes
I'll say this, I don't give a damn about your dreams

Thunder on the mountain heavy as can be
Mean old twister bearing down on me
All the ladies of Washington scrambling to get out of town
Looks like something bad gonna happen, better roll your airplane down

Everybody's going and I want to go too
Don't wanna take a chance with somebody new
I did all I could and I did it right there and then
I've already confessed – no need to confess again

Gonna make a lot of money, gonna go up north
I'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forth
The hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelf
For the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself

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detail:

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her ass basically sucks imo, her thighs are so thick they just blend into the ass, no relief whatsoever - thighckles if you will

plus she's a massive homophobe. surprised you didn't know that~

kinda figured she was gay tbh

i will defend alicia key's ass like william wallace defended scottish freedom

he died :(

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

her ass basically sucks imo, her thighs are so thick they just blend into the ass, no relief whatsoever - thighckles if you will

plus she's a massive homophobe. surprised you didn't know that~

― iiiijjjj, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

b/c thighs are so unattractive- go back to yr 14 y.o.'s.

asssucks

thighs are a friendly part of ass

thighs are like a sweet verse riff and the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo, you need both

dude believe he was talkin abt the thighs relationship to the ass and ur all there are things and ass deal

her ass isn't big enough to go with those thighs (which are nice). it's volume only comes from thigh residue rather than pure gluteal protrusion. beyonce ass-legs combo >>>>>>>>> alicia ass-legs combo.

xp

^^ that's a good example of a natural thigh:ass ratio. Key's dimensions are all grotesque and don't even get me started on teh bewbs

ok ok ok ok granny but like malone wasn't as good as jordan but i still want him on my team you know?

fair enough but is there a "Beyonce's Ass" thread? this is like if Malone got in the HOF but MJ didn't.

Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.

ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag

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wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"

a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled

like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased

and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes

you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold

unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books

Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.

There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.

what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alicia-keys-beach-12198-14.jpg

I think she's eating SNOWPEAS

this thread has made me happy

Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can't
even Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass

huh?

apple bottom suckling tree

great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?

haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something

he's right tho

hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off

he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc

oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?

"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.

cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks