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And in big hen parties it's cubed and toxic.

I think it depends on the women. One of the best weekends away I ever had in my life was my sister-in-law's hen weekend on the Isle of Arran in Scotland. There were about 20 of us, and her sister and a couple of friends of hers organized everything. It was fantastic, and we all had a great laugh.

Mind you, the weekend did consist of making fun of my sister-in-law (in a nice way; I've never met anyone like her for taking a joke at her own expense), eating haribo sweets, watching Pride and Prejudice, drinking heavily, and telling stories. It was great, and it definitely would have been different if people's partners had been there.

Don't marry a guy with stupid friends.

OTM

I have never been in a strip club, I refused to go when we were being visited by business acquaintances. I have no interest nor desire to be a part of that sort of thing. I also agree with Beth re. gender divides. Why, as guys, should we intentionally go to a place that a woman might a) not get in to or b) be comfortable in. Fuck that basically. See also gentlemen's clubs (not strip clubs).

I hate the separate parties. I hate being disallowed ANYTHING. And, as I am so boringly going on and on about, the vibe of a mixed-sex gathering is so much better. We keep each other's excesses in check.

We tried for joint myself and his other Irish friends. No joy, which means that his older buddies all get in but the people who helped him out etc. can't come.

neither was very gender 'pure'.

See, this is the way it should be. Yes, we complement each other ffs. I get bored talking only to men! Ditto talking only to women. We should all mix up and have a good time rather than the whole "girls have cooties" "boys smell" etc.

Wow. I'm surprisingly pissed about this. What a weird wedding this is going to be :(

I was joking with the "bitches" thing.

I think co-ed showers are cool and practical. Many MILs would like to throw a bridal shower though where they can invite all their friends you don't know to give you fancy china.

You are all turning into Tuomas.

I love going to strip clubs and so do most of the other girls I know. Maybe we're just weird.

It's not something you want to do all the time (my guy wouldn't want to either) but it's fun now and then. (although there was a period in my life where I went to one almost every Sunday but that's a different story)

Weddings have a tendency to make me pissed, too. All the IT'S OUR SPECIAL DAY entitlement. The more elaborate and expensive the wedding, the shorter and more miserable the marriage. A big fucking deal wedding is just magical thinking, bolstering a shaky structure. You don't need all that shit if you're sure of each other.

Stay off the wedding threads Beth.

MM's making me laugh 'cause most of the people I know who actually like strip clubs are now women. I get tired of being hopelessly titillated there and usually there's just so much denial that it becomes off-putting to me. That said, I had a friend right after high school who was a stripper for a while and her club was good fun.

I generally do stay off the wedding threads, other than commiserating with Ally over our awful MILs.
Actually, I eloped the first time, too, and that was a green-card marriage. I foolishly allowed myself to fall in love with him and we had a romantic couple of months. And then, THE HEARTBREAK.
So elopement doesn't always bode well.

Well, I guess if not like strip clubs makes me stuffy, then I am.

You are all turning into Tuomas.

Is that some kind of tie? Because you know, I've never worn one. :)

hopelessly titillated = blue balls?

Notice I STILL haven't gone to work. And now it's time for lunch! I'm out of sorts with lunch, because the kalamata-artichoke hummus that I am addicted too, that I eat an entire container of with baby carrots every day, seems to have changed its recipe. It's gone all soupy, and you can't get a goodsized glop on your carrot. WTF????

I've done hardly any work since 16 o'clock. Pathetic!

I have abandoned work for the day and am reading Patrick O'Brian instead.

Way to GO!!!!!

I admire you Trish. I'm probably close to abandoning mine. Going to try and give the dog's a walk and then get ready for therapy this afternoon. No target for me as I haven't done enough work today. :(

I hate my ADD-ness

I AM going to do some mulching, after my disappointing hummus.

hopelessly titillated = blue balls?

Yeah. If some woman is going to shake her endowments in my face, I don't want it to be for money and I want to stand a chance that the prurience she has thus engendered stands a fighting chance of turning into actual fcuking. Otherwise it's just sort of grim and lapdances, incidentally, have to be one of the grimmest things ever.

Endowments. Excellent.

Mine aren't so excellent.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!!!! ROSE BEDS ARE UNMULCHED!!! OPPORTUNITIES FOR $$$$$$ ARE KNOCKING!!!! DAMN YOU, ILX, FOR BEING NOT-BORING TODAY.

damn me for being even slubbier than usual today!

(Quick, while Beth is now away, let us resume our boringness!)

I just made chocolate chip cookies for G. And burnt them. Because Wheezy was laying on me.

I addressed a bunch of envelopes, and then went to the post office. And then had to readdress everything in Priority Mail envelopes, and had to fill our customs forms. And then I found out that I had to COMPLETELY REDO THE CUSTOMS FORMS BECAUSE THE NEW INTERIM POSTMASTER WHO IS A FUCKING MORON TOLD ME THE WRONG CUSTOMS FORM INITIALLY. And then I had a little mini-meltdown. And then I redid all the customs forms.

I drove off to go to work and then decided fuckit, it's too late. So I went to the grocery store and then the farm stand to buy GOLD BUD PEACHES, which we wouldn't be able to afford if at least ONE member of our marriage did some fucking work once in a while. Which makes me a kept woman. A ho. An ho?

I've work tomorrow. Yep.

I'LL work tomorrow.

I did a bunch of work this morning, but now I'm eating a sandwich and I don't feel like working anymore. Thanks all y'all for being here to entertain me this afternoon. (That is to say, I just caught up on the thread, and it was nice to have something to read while eating.)

I'll work more (as in more than some) tomorrow too Beth. We can support each other in this. Whenever one of us sees the other online, give a prompt dressing-down.

I should have showered and dressed ages ago. I feel much better.

Hey Luna!

Rock, sorry about crappy post office.

You should post more Wheezy photos, MM.

Don't you love my dad's stove btw? By a weird twist of face he's renting the same place he had for years and he was talking about trying to get rid of the stove and everyone told him he was insane. It works. It's classic. It's PINK!

If he's going to get rid of it, he at least needs to make sure it goes to a good home. I don't want to see that pink stove out on the sidewalk with its own thread dedicated to it.

Where is this pink stove of which you speak?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/1352387703_9fc9bb80b5.jpg?v=1189388156

I want a pink stove!

I didn't know I did until just now. Does Warren need a roommate?

Luna, if you asked him he'd say pretty much what you just said about the stove.

Fair enough. I don't do windows, though.

Neither does he, nor when I lived with him, dishes or laundry.

Oh wow, what a pretty stove! The pot is flipping its lid!

I noticed that too, Beth! Sadly it's merely hanging on some lid-rack thing.

I want the fire extinguisher to be repainted baby blue.

I also thought the pot was flipping its lid. Did the stove come pink?

I want a pot lid rack like that. Bending down to have to get my heavy Le Creuset pots and their lids out of the press is doing my back a mischief.

I also wish I had one of those plate racks that hangs over your sink so you never ever need to dry your dishes. Sadly my sink is in front of the window, so I can't have one. Sadface.

co-ed showers are cool

Dear god, my mind is sullied by porn discussion earlier!

Yeah. If some woman is going to shake her endowments in my face, I don't want it to be for money and I want to stand a chance that the prurience she has thus engendered stands a fighting chance of turning into actual fcuking.

Oh Mr White, you are a card.

I addressed a bunch of envelopes, and then went to the post office. And then had to readdress everything in Priority Mail envelopes, and had to fill our customs forms. And then I found out that I had to COMPLETELY REDO THE CUSTOMS FORMS BECAUSE THE NEW INTERIM POSTMASTER WHO IS A FUCKING MORON TOLD ME THE WRONG CUSTOMS FORM INITIALLY. And then I had a little mini-meltdown. And then I redid all the customs forms.

We thank you for it though!

I need to start thinking about purchasing an oven. And a washing machine. and a tumble drier. And I think I'm going to curl up into a ball and cry a little re. cost of buying a house. Worst part is I still need to actually find one!

I have a fridge you can have when you get your house. It is in perfectly good working order, you just need to collect it from me. Seriously, I have two fridges.

I realise that statement has less of an impact than "I have two heads", but in this day and age it is a bit decadent.

I might take you up on that accentmonkey! That said, last time I went to Discount Electrical they gave a big reduction for the amount we were buying and the fact that we were buying in cash.

I am trying to find a chartered surveyor. You wouldn't know of one.

My parents have two as well: One for food in kitchen and one for Beerzlol in the garage. That's what you should do with the second!

Thanks for the offer by the way, I sounded like such an ungrateful git there :(

hmm? No you don't, don't be mental.

I have one for food and one for beerzlol, but am trying to get rid of the beerzlol one because there are only two of us in the house now and only one of us eats at home, so there's really no justification for two fridges.

I am going to clear it out and unplug it, anyway.

And, on a related note, I know it's very passive aggressive to bitch about people from one corner of your life to people in another corner, but my friends and their carbon nazi carry-on are really starting to irritate me. When did it become okay to just nag people about their lifestyles? I know that I should be cutting down, and my friend who is being nagged knows that he should be cutting down, and I am, and presumably he is, working out ways to do that. In the meantime, having your bloody friends going "you shouldn't be driving to work" or "you shouldn't be driving to the supermarket" etc. is really annoying and unhelpful.

It's like when the smoking ban came in and suddenly it was okay to complain to your friends who smoke about how appalling a habit it is. It's not the thing itself that gets to me, really, as much as they're just taking the opportunity to jump on a bandwagon. Like, a bigger boy said you shouldn't do it, and now they're standing behind the bigger boy going "yeah! He says you shouldn't, and that's what I think too!"

God I'd love a smoke... What's wrong with me at the moment! I haven't smoked in years :(

Also when people start going on ask them to define carbon footprint etc. They'll be amazed at how little they actually understand re. political soundbites.

there's really no justification for two fridges.

Buy more beerzlol!

For a second I was so confused Trish. I couldn't figure out why your friends didn't think you should drive to work. Buy a Hummer, that will show them. Or better yet move to Texas. No worries here. In fact if you are walking somewhere people will go out of their way to try and run you off the road!