i have not been to a dentist in probably 10 years

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"Fucked up hallucinations" sounds like nitrous, which they don't use any more, do they?

Good luck with the tooth, anyway.

subtyll cauillacyons (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 19 November 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link

This would have been about 1979. I've no idea what they use now.

(but if my wrist op is anything to go by, the Cluster style auditory hallucinations from whatever they're using now are much better than the old insane medical instrument hallucinations the previous anaesthetic used to do)

((if only I could use lucid dreaming techniques to make being put under a nicer experience))

Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 19 November 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

stroszek that shit

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 19 November 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Sometimes I wish I was the chauffeur of ILX, driving everyone to appointments they were terrified of and calming them down on the way. "There now, it'll be over before you know it." I'd be good at it, but it wld not be a lucrative venture.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

and i would probably physically assault you in order to escape as we neared the dentists. sorry :(

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

You have turned my mild wish into a monkey's paw nightmare...I guess I should know better having seen all of the Wishmaster movies.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I'm quite good at turning up to appointments that have been booked. What I'm seriously not good at doing is booking those appointments in the first place. (look how long it took me to get that awful growth on my wrist checked out.)

Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I HAVE TO GET EMERGENCY ROOT CANAL TOMORROW

:( :( :(

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry to hear that ENBB - hope it's relatively ok

I put off going to the dentist's for... about twenty years? Basically I've still got a milk tooth (lol dentally retarded), and back when I was 15 they said, we'll pull the milk tooth out the other tooth SHOULD come through, but if it doesn't we'll attach a little chain to it and pull it down bit by bit. And I said 'no fucking way' and didn't go back for twenty years.

Finally decided it was time to be adult about this, in spite of the fact I've still got a milk tooth, and went back just at the end of last year. Bricking it. Sweaty palms in the waiting room.

And it was fine! Nothing doing. 1 very disappointed dentist, who saw megabucks coming their way, but 1 v happy me.

Sorry, that's not very helpful. I'm not being smug, honest. I do genuinely hope it's about as painless as the phrase 'root canal' makes it sound like it can be.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

my lil bro had this done last month it was fine e, he didn't feel a thing

Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks guys. I'm sure it won't be that bad. I mean, it can't be worse than how it feels now. Since it's a temp/emergency root canal It'll only take 45 mins and then I'll have to go back for the rest in a couple weeks. It's more annoying than anything especially after being really sick for a week. Not my month!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

gl

Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

My third canine finally shattered and came out in bits on Friday.

So today I went to the dentist for teh first time in (I had to ring my Mum and ask) 25 years. One of my colleagues at work had to ring the dentist and make the appointment for me, I was too phobic to do it.

jesus christ I am high. When are the tip of my nose and eyelids coming back online? They numbed it all so they could pull out the little bits still stuck in the gum. Oh, the weird numb pressure. They are going to refer me for DENTAL IMPLANTS. Isn't that something off the X-Files?

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

I am so disappointed that I only have the two requisite canines instead of three now. I hope that I can specify that my dental implant is a third canine again. I would not look like myself without it.

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

When are the tip of my nose and eyelids coming back online?

I love this question.

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

They'll implant a fake tooth that looks like the real one it is replacing.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

The tooth it is replacing is my milk tooth canine. However, my adult canine came in where my baby eye tooth was. So they would have to give me another canine. (Or yet more crazy orthodontical surgery and hijinx to move them about which I already endured when I was a child and my adult canine came down in the wrong place, pushing everything out of alignment. Which I really refuse to go through again.)

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

one of my teeth, evidently in solidarity with WCC, broke off at the gumline while I was chewing gum the other day. having lots of fun getting that situation sorted

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

Chewing gum? oW! I thought granary bread was fierce enough. Sticky situation. Hope you can get that sorted.

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

On a related note, when I was about 13 the dentist discovered that one of my canines was actually the milk tooth. They did an x-ray and found that the adult tooth had never descended and for some reason was lying sideways in my gum. After about six months of wearing braces I had surgery where they pulled out the milk tooth, sliced open my gum and essentially rammed the adult tooth into the hole. They said the tooth was actually dead, but was kind of fused to the bone and should last for 5-10 years. It looked normal at first, but gradually got higher and higher compared to all the teeth around it. After 24 years it was still there but my dentist said it needed removing and I had to go to hospital in April to get this done. I now just have a gap where the tooth was. The solution they recommended would cost about £3,000, but I think I'll just do nothing and keep the gap - I put up with a weird looking tooth for so long, I think I can cope with the space.

I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! I always thought that having a persistent milk tooth was some weird rare thing, but here are 3 people on the thread with adult milk teeth.

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

i used to have FOUR eye teeth, the adult ones growing from high up the gum over the top of the milk teeth, giving me shark-style layers. then i had the overlapping ones removed. so i guess both of my eye teeth are milk teeth?

(500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

I did have five Wisdom teeth, which my dentist reckoned he'd never seen before.

I also had that 'long away from the dent, tooth shatt" thing, it was a Heston Services pie that did it.

I dunno, I remember being back at the dentists, having the fingers in't gob and all that, and thought to myself "Is this really so bad?" and decided no.

So, not phobic, not exactly regarding it as a pleasure, it now rates as 'more desirable than my yearly review'.

Oh, and more recently, I got a gold replacement for the shatttooth. Gril.

Mark G, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

If I could get a gold tooth out of this, I would die of happiness. But that would probably cost a bomb, right?

Shepton Mullet (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

Last time I went to the dentist he gave me a filling with no anaesthetic at all! Apart from a few chair-gripping moments it wasn't too bad, the pain was only temporary. Probably for a bigger filling they'd make more effort, or then again maybe not what with budgets being slashed and all.

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

We enrolled in a 'dental plan' just so we could get the kids NHS cover (!)

The tooth (actually a filling) was about £120 on top of the 'plan' price..

Mark G, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

still pretty cheap from everything i've heard
i mean, dentists here (canada) usually charge over $200 for a cleaning (incl standard xrays) alone

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

i got my teeth cleaned last week after 2 years of not going to the dentist (no insurance, then just was being lazy abt making an appointment) and everything is good + my teeth are so clean and stain-free! my dentist gave me a deal and i promised to go to the dentist for a cleaning once a year, done and done.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

I went today! My dentists love my teeth.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! I always thought that having a persistent milk tooth was some weird rare thing, but here are 3 people on the thread with adult milk teeth.

Tell me about it - it's been quite a relief. Finding NB&S's story particularly reassuring. When I was about the same age (13/14) the dentist said that I should have my remaining milk tooth out, because the tooth above it wasn't coming down. They said they'd attach a chain to it, and gradually pull it down.

I didn't want to have a little chain in my mouth, so I didn't go back to the dentist for 20 years.

Fortunately, when I went to the dentist, there was nothing wrong with my teeth and no more talk of mini chains being put in my mouth. I was bricking it beforehand - going up and down the street in a cold sweat. My milk tooth is still there of course, and from time to time it becomes a little loose, and start getting worried, but then it seems to firm up again. Staying away from granary bread.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

any other holders out out there who do not go to the dentist?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yes I have not been in probably 10 years or more. I know I should go but I am afraid to, plus I don't have a dentist and am not sure how to find one. I'm nervous about finding one I will be comfortable with. I might just give in and go to my parents' dentist that I used to go to even though I never especially liked him. At least he has my file. I don't want to be lectured by him or his dental hygienist, who has lectured me before. I also had a bad experience with him while having my wisdom teeth removed.
Last night I had a terrible dream that my teeth were cracking and in it I thought, Yes, I really should have gone back to the dentist sooner.
I have always been afraid to go to the dentist (as well as the doctor). I did go regularly as a child and for some time after.

MrDasher, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Ahhh, the dentist. I got my wisdoms removed and one of them messed up the side of my outermost tooth. The hygenist was poking it and it hurt real bad. I said "ouch" and she said "do you know why this is hurting you?", and I said "yeah because you're poking it!" then kicked her tray over and walked out of the office

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

did that happen in reality?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

frogbs

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

I last visited the dentist in 2001. I had my wisdoms removed and was scheduled to do some other work, but then I moved and never got around to following up with that.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

harsh dentist - they wouldnt let you move? at all?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

Neither have I because I know when I get my super large inheritance (pool and pizza for everyone whee!!!) I am getting my teeth done along with the rest of my glamorous lifestyle!!

I know that day is coming.

Every ten years I skip going for a couple years, a mistake that inevitably results in a deep cleaning thus a deep fucking with my bank account.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 December 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

Me too but I need new veneers put on my teeth and wanted them fixed anyway. It's just that the last time I went to the dentist I got scare stories. I mean, I take care of my teeth but I don't need the abuse.

Dentists and their hygienists tend to take themselves rather seriously.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Like, I had a chipped tooth that I got in high school, because healthy people are physically active and do gymnastics and lift weights.

And he saw my chipped tooth and implied that I was "abused" and you know how condescending that can be.

one year passes...

I broke a molar in Feb and the filling disintegrated two months later; I'm going to have a "three-quarters cap" fitted because it sounds like another filling would just break again. So I have two appointments booked, one to measure it and one to fit it, and I thought "measuring, that should be NBD, right?" but I've just looked it up and actually measuring sounds more horrible than fitting as apparently they drill your tooth down to a stub and then give you a temporary cap for the next fortnight which probably won't even fit right.

It needs done I guess, but the measuring appt is on Friday afternoon, the dentist is shut all weekend so no emergency adjustments, and I have a birthday day out booked on the Monday and I do not want anything to ruin or force me to cancel that :(

Anyone have a cap or a crown fitted before? Am I worrying about nothing or should I postpone?

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 21 April 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

(PS as per thread title I went ten-ish years without visiting a dentist and my first dental visit after that went fine, but now my teeth seem a bit fucked and I'm scared they'll all fall out before I'm 40, so - hey kids! see your dentist! I have a ridiculously sweet tooth and love sugary drinks tho so all my own fault I guess)

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 21 April 2014 13:03 (ten years ago) link

^^^ I didn't go to a dentist between the ages of 18 and 28 and my teeth are fucked up as well - although in a different way. Not realising you have impacted wisdom teeth and the damage they do to the teeth in front = huge fillings and huge bills.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 21 April 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link

I had to have that done last year aps. If the tooth has been root-treated, as sounds likely, then it's easy - drilling down can't hurt because there's no feeling there. I don't think I even had anaesthetic.

The temporary cap isn't a cap, it's a sort of thin cement that smoothes over the stump and gradually disintegrates over the fortnight until the cap has been made. When it comes to fitting, I can't remember how the cement came off but the cap just gets glued over the stump. Again, I don't think any anaesthetic.

The finished job is indistinguishable from an actual tooth. It feels a little bit weaker, and slightly weird if I'm knackered (presume this reflects something to do with sinuses rather than anything else), but otherwise does the job perfectly well.

In short, it's remarkably painless and you should go ahead imo.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link

xp should be ok, i have a crown on a molar where i had had a root canal; it was prob ~6 yrs ago but i dont recall the drilling down & fitting being bad really

yea what IK said. my crown has actually come un-cemented twice in the 6 yrs but that is painless too and they jam it back in for free

johnny crunch, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:16 (ten years ago) link

My total bill from my 4+ years of no dentist came to $610, w/scaling plus two fillings.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:22 PM (5 years ago) [IP: 144.171.206.112: Washington, United States] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Didn't learn my lesson as I waited through the whole first Obama administration to go again. Hundreds of dollars of work in the last year. No surprise.

how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

Part of my weird problem was that whenever the receptionists would ask me when to schedule my next appointment for, I wouldn't do it because I didn't know where I would be or what I'd be doing in 6 months. It didn't occur to me that I could reschedule closer to the date of the appointment if that date didn't work for me!

how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, I haven't had a root canal... yet. But thanks for the reassurance on the cap itself.

I am also not learning my lesson as I forgot to buy anything to eat for lunch and am going to eat Easter eggs instead of an actual meal.

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 21 April 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link


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