Let's invent a genre

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Acoustiglitch
Death tango
Industrial-lite

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

Here.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 10:33 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
In the next two or three years someone is going to label SOMETHING "Dreamo"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 March 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

Melissa has flirted with the idea of forming a "harp punk" band with me. I dig that.

Salvador Saca (Mr. Xolotl), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...
Socabilly.

Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I had this idea for the student paper I write for, where there would be three column sidebar of random words you could connect to create new music genre names. Column A was a nationality/geographic region, Column B was a prefix like Post, Death, Ambient, or Straight Edge, and then Column C was the key genre name. Adding "core" to the end was optional. So you could come up with things like "Czech Death Folk" or "New Zealand Ambient Metalcore." I was pretty much the only person amused by it.

Serya (Z_Ayres), Sunday, 16 May 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Foamcore

David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Gashment.

Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Microgrime

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ISD: Intelligent Square Dance. The moves are called out in Latin anagrams. If you're not so quick, you'll be lost on the dance floor, but then it's not really for dancing, is it?

briania (briania), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

The last time I tried this my best friend and I invented "Hatebread," a project devoted to wiping yeast off the face of the Earth. When we called our music "annihilation metal," thinking that we were really over the top, someone else told me that that was an actual genre.

I really wanted to be the first person to invent annihilation metal, so that sucked.

Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

There's also a band called Hatebreed, I think.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Oy!

Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Francehall
Driphop (weedy Hiphop about getting beaten up)
Cabareggae

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Bleepunk
Raggabbaabba (Ragga covers of Abba songs remixed by Nasenbluten)

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Reggothton

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Bardstyle (like Dutch Hardstyle but with more lutes).

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Pawnshop Quartet

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

god i'm bored.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Celtioca Funk - Miami booty bass style beats with bagpipes and irish singing

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 25 September 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Maddchesta - Grime meets early 90's Manchester

casey (t. fiend), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Easymath - a combination of mathrock and easy listening. Can't fail.

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Anti-anti-folk

Declan Zimmerman (Declan Zimmerman), Monday, 26 September 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

For hillbilly nightclubs: 'Farmhouse'

Sasha (sgh), Monday, 26 September 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Jewgaze

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 9 October 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Jew-Bee-Doo-Wop

bad taste, i know (dog latin), Sunday, 9 October 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Bleak House -- two things the Germans do better than anyone are house music and angst. Bleak House seems only natural.

Nu Math -- Math rock for the Limp Bisquick set

casey (t. fiend), Monday, 10 October 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm actually trying to "Jewgaze" right now and it doesn't seem half bad: slow, reverb-drenched, almost drumless noodling along the klezmer scales, with dubby bass and delayed shofar drones.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 10 October 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Speed Carrot

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
Broody-booty

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

wendyhouse
eek! folk

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Yank Grime

a.b. (alanbanana), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Avant-Trad

a.b. (alanbanana), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 11:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Miami Bassoon

naus (Robert T), Monday, 29 May 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

MOR-core

musically (musically), Monday, 29 May 2006 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Grungetón

max (maxreax), Monday, 29 May 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

TreeHouse (those hippies can't dance to Goa forever)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be a good name for a track.

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 29 May 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Goatse Trance

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 29 May 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

G-Twee

Dr. Rodney's Original Savannah Band (R. J. Greene), Monday, 29 May 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Minimaladisco

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

(hmmm, the malady part should have been clearer - how minimaladroit)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also:

Inverse Genres

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 29 May 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Shallow Coma (when hard trance goes too far)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Chillcore. A mixture of chillout and hardcore.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 29 May 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Tangothic

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Tampongo (absorbant monthly tango variation)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Criticore (always gets great reviews)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ILMinimal (always gets great reviews on ILM)

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

StyluStyle, PitchforCore

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link


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