if this turns out not to be true ima kill you, poly
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2009/11/17/1161698/buffalo-bills-fire-head-coach-dick
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
whew!
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
YOU GUYS!!!!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
jauron was kinda like wannstedt, one of those ex-bears coaches whose subsequent hire by another team made me wonder if the team in question had ever checked in to see what was going on in the NFC.
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 poly i will never forget 11/17/09
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lovie smith, for all his occasional failings, is i think a pretty damn good coach and will probably have more success elsewhere someday.
congrats horseshoe :)
omg it's like i can breathe. what a beautiful world.
ty omar!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
nice scoop poly, this is nowhere yet
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Based off of the URL, I assume the headline reads "Buffalo Bills fire head coach/dick"
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/terrellowens
# Wassup everytweeter? It's a beautiful day n the neighborhood here n good 'ol Buffalo! 17 minutes ago from MogoTXT
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
good 'ol Buffalo!
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 t.o. he did this. we should send him your way to take care of mangini, brownie.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
stupid work i need to be getting drunk already
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
El Head Coach de los Bills de Buffalo Dick Jauron, fue despedido. Se espera que el coordinador defensivo, Fewell Perry se haga cargo.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
you can flask it
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh though there's no good reason except length of tenure that jauron went earlier in the season than mangini
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
so jealous
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
but congrats all the same!
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
thank you! dreams can come true, brownie!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe it wasn't t.o. maybe it was the shame of bud adams's double bird. <3 <3 <3 bud adams.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahaha "THIS CANNOT STAND, THAT OLD DRUNK FLIPPED US OFF, WE MUST FIRE SOMEONE..."
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
when rogermexico gets here he will wisely point out that it isn't even dick jauron's fault that we suck but i will be drunk by then so
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.html
not to change the subject but what the hell
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
What's Your Reaction?AmazingInspiringFunnyScaryHotCrazyImportantWeird
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
perhaps antifreeze
jesus fucking christ, chicago
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.htmlnot to change the subject but what the hell― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:44 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:44 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lmfao owned
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
never take a drink from a bears fan
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
you can trust me ;-)
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
^kale juice, just as bad
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
what the hell is kale juice
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
omars drink of choice these days
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://image.ec21.com/image/wellfarm/oimg_GC00786311_CA00786377/100Percent_Korean_Kale_Juice.jpg
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
"I don't think they tried to kill me," Heddinger said. "I think they tried to hurt me, but the killing came pretty close."
― I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
christ almighty
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
― horseshoe, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 12:44 PM
btw it's totally not jauron's fault and firing him isn't going to improve things any, but falling on your sword is totally one of the things they pay the HC for so go with god Dick Jauron. wkiw Jauron and Edwards tho, so long as edwards doesn't try to play any of that 311.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm drunk btw
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Good luck Perry Fewell ;_;
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I liked his work with Pornos for Pywos.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Miami at Carolina – This is pretty much the same club and is kind of a throwback matchup with clubs that primarily run the ball and try to play defense (remember that)…I’m taking Miami.Pittsburgh at Kansas City - I could see Pittsburgh maybe getting off slow and keeping KC in the game for a half, but I would be really surprised if the Steelers lost.Washington at Dallas- Dallas is going to be gripping, but they should beat the Redskins. If the Cowboys blow this one, JR is going to lose it and start talking crazy.Buffalo at Jacksonville- the Bills will come out firing, but Jack Del Rio seemingly has the ability to get his club out of the ditch enough to keep his job, I’ll take the Jaguars, who do seem to be a bit improved while beating up on lesser opponents.Seattle at Minnesota- Vikings until proven wrong. Seattle’s D gave up about a half mile in offense last week to the Cards.San Francisco at Green Bay- This will probably be a pretty decent game but I will take the Pack at home.Cleveland at Detroit- blood in the water, the small fish get a chance to feed, winner maybe gets to keep his job. The Browns couldn’t move the ball against Ohio State at this point. Detroit doesn’t appear particularly good at anything, but they have put up some yards in a couple of games, so I will take the Lions at home. Atlanta at New York Giants- Boy have the stock slid on these two clubs, that being said, I think the Giants still have more of a shot of pulling it together and should win this week.Indianapolis at Baltimore- Ravens fans hate the Colts, like Colts fans hate the Pats. B-more will play up for this game and if things go right, they could be the club to knock off Indy. I’m taking Indy, but the Ravens have a shot, especially if Ed Reed returns one back for a TD.New Orleans at Tampa Bay- Saints should win, but they seem to play to the competition a bit and keep these lower rung clubs in the game. To believe in the Saints as a Super Bowl club, I’d like to see them go out and shellac one of these clubs dropping 28 in a quarter early and then cruising.San Diego at Denver- The NFL is a fickle bztch, one day she loves you the next you are a total loser. Denver should be used to it, they have gotten off to strong starts 2 of the last 3 years to only completely collapse into a mess. I think the glimmer of SD regaining the run game is something to note. SD is the only club that can beat the Colts and yet not win squadoush in the playoffs. There is something in that and I’m sure Pats and Steelers fans hope they are around for that one.Cincinnati at Oakland- Bengals should handle this one, but they need to get it done without piling up any injuries.Arizona at St. Louis- AZ seems to actually be getting it together, so I will pick them to win and watch Warner have a complete meltdown in the town where he made his name.New York Jets at New England- I can’t see NE losing to the Jets after a week like last one.Philadelphia at Chicago- I want to take the Bears, but they are a sucker bet at this point. Who knows on the Eagles, I thought coming into the year they could be a Super Bowl club. They have zero running game, cannot move the ball a yard to save their soul but they do have talent. Eagles should win.Tennessee at Houston- No good reason, but I am going both birds blazing and taking the Titans in an upset.
Last week another mediocre 8-7, but I would have been better if I went with some of my hunches. Oh well that and $200 bucks will get only one of your legs broken by a guy named Vinny.
For the season: 96-48
― earlnash, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Miami at Carolina – no ronnie brown means panthers imoPittsburgh at Kansas City - stillersWashington at Dallas - boysBuffalo at Jacksonville - jagsSeattle at Minnesota - vikesSan Francisco at Green Bay - packCleveland at Detroit - lionsAtlanta at New York Giants - giantsIndianapolis at Baltimore - coltsNew Orleans at Tampa Bay - saintsSan Diego at Denver - boltsCincinnati at Oakland - cinciArizona at St. Louis - cardsNew York Jets at New England - 86-0Philadelphia at Chicago - i want to take bears in an upset but i'll feel dumb when they lose, so eagles.Tennessee at Houston - titans roar back
10-5 last week, 96-48 overall
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Cleveland at Detroit
>:[
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
lol is that game even real
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/ddockett/status/5782473342
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Although projected a late first-round selection, Dockett was drafted by the Arizona Cardinals in the 3rd round, because his previous arrests and run-ins with coaching staffs scared off a lot of teams.[3] His nickname, according to teammate Bryan Robinson, is "fart box".[4]
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Cleveland vs Detroit
I will get to see, scientifically, who CBS considers their worst announcing crew
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"for all those ppl saying you can't play no more""i only got one bar...fuck y'all niggas"
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I have love for both of these teams, and I hate that the Texans have to perpetually remain the loser. :(
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
he just wins
he's just a winner
did you guys see him out there, winning
winning his damn ass off
― farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
dear analysts: it's ok to say that the texans are soft and kubiak is a bad coach. you don't need to be amazed that they haven't "made the leap."
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
is kubiak a bad coach? i'd take him in a pinch
― farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link
the texans just dont seem very talented to me
― farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
it's funny that the texans lost to vince young and the running back who ended up being everything that reggie bush was supposed to be
― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
dope week imo
― fake plastic t's (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
no joke, vince & chris j running the option is my favorite recurring play in football
― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link
R.I.P Ronnie Brown wildcat. ;_;
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, could you imagine the dolphins-titans game if brown hadn't gotten hurt? even so i think there's still a chance that will be the funkiest nfl game in a long time.
― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link
xxxxxxp i guess it depends on how talented you think the texans are--i think they have enough good players to compete but routinely blow games. when that becomes a pattern to me it's a coaching issue.
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
well yeah exactly - they're good enough to compete, not good enough to dominate. when you're merely competetive and play a ton of close games, whether or not you pull ahead in those games is one of those things that i consider to be essentially up in the air - that's why i'd be nervous about the bengals (who appear to be pretty good, but not great) if i were a cinci fan right now, they've played NOTHING but close games and are probably a little lucky to have pulled ahead in so many of them. the texans are solid-to-unexceptional in most areas, aside from their handful of star players they have a lot of dudes who are basically just, y'know, guys. if they had better talent they'd be winning more decisively imo.
― farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Brian Dawkins, FORMER NFL player. ;_;
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 April 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
Fly safe
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
I just hope he's not dwelling on the piddly-poo of tears.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/yourysayed/XMan.gif
never forget
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
can't help but hear sound fx with thatrumblerumblerumbleRumbleaaaaaAAAAACHOMP
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
dawk is tied with moss for my favorite football player of all time. not to get all gushy but it was soooo awesome to see this guy play in his prime, and i cant wait to see him in canton
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
Brian Dawkins = ILNFL Hall of Famer, First Ballot
― earlnash, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
^^^thread idea, make it happen
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
Clinton Portis, Eli Manning, and Aaron Rodgers would be inducted along with him.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
Or does our HOF necessitate being out of the league?
i doubt it?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
also Randy Moss, Ricky Williams
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 April 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
I think players that played in the ILNFL era but are now retired.
Havin' Fun would be up for nomination.
― earlnash, Thursday, 26 April 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeKAAAwWoAEgD1-.jpg:large
utah knows
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
Iowa strong on nostalgia
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link
shame on oregon
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
pretty random choice by wyoming
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 24 March 2016 09:22 (eight years ago) link