Alicia Key's Ass

I seen your a-side, now I want the b-side baby
ain't no demo, gonna plow the floor with yo four tracks
unreleased tracks hidden in your cracks
gonna release everything in spurts
compilations on you till it hurts
me
repackage my member and return to sender
your fanclub application

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03-07-08 - 09:07

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass

otm

she is kinda weird looking huh?
http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg

dude behind her doesn't seem to think so.

he's got his eyes on the "bottom line" if you get what i'm saying.

that is the most unflattering dress I've ever seen.

agreed

she looks like a cheeky girl in tht pic

http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpghttp://www.topnews.in/light/files/Monica-Irimia.jpg

Kind of reminds me of this:

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/1996/2606office_chair.jpghttp://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/1996/2606office_chair.jpg

The ass in that dress I mean.

She's really pretty but that dress is extremely unflattering for her body type.

hah! someone showed me that pic a few montsh ago and i was like 'uhhh that is not hot'

i think it's a girl thing.

it turns her boobs into cupcakes

happy to see she's wearing underwear

xpost
You say that like cupcakes are bad :-(

*snap*

http://image.skins.be/763825/alicia-keys-290408-lateshow-42/

Her ass is the only flattering thing about her, and thankfully I rarely see it.

she looks dum in that pict

Dum?

pronounced phonetically. lit. "she looks like a dim bulb"

h8 you guys

this thread should be a celebration

seriously

I agree, a total celebration.

Ok, here's a celebratorily embiggened version of Latham's thread delivering pic:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2sany88.jpg

CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE. DANCE TO THE MUSIC

http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/29lioo2.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2411862666_6839ae860a.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/15gruif.gif

really really good thread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg

http://www.desales.edu/assets/desales/discernment/imgs/donkey-pulling-cart.jpg

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/alicia_keys.jpg

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it turns her boobs into cupcakes

― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:15 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark

lolllll <3 u js

sigh. some stuff i just cannot get away with photoshopping at work.

Still a little hungover from all the celebrating that went on here last night.

haha trife sent me that pic and i was like "so what, her boobs look terrible and her ass looks great?" and he was like "guys dont think her boobs look weird btw" and i was like "i bet boob guys do"

Her ass looks sort of two dimensional in that picture, like some Alasdair Gray illustration.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_possessive_form_of_names_ending_in_s

Her boobs I have not figured out. I choose not to think too much about them.

her boobs look terrible and her ass is not particularly exceptional, especially if like me you have a curvy Colombian wife.

Michael Crawford?

Alicia Keys = hot

Everyone knows that, but if this guy's going to naysay then I'm going to repeat it.

trife wrong as always

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/489/f7e86c515911.gif

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8907/20080603aliciakeysfatle.jpg

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2616/aliciaeperform1.jpg

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4240/aliciakeysbarbados3.jpg

I wrote this in permanent marker once, so I feel strongly about it. Or I did then.

not really into her ass boobs music whatever she kinda sux - feel like people want to find her edifying wholesome sexy and great but really theres a vast underlying sense of whateverness

Thunder on the mountain, fires on the moon
There's a ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon
Today's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blow
Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go

I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying
When she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the line
I'm wondering where in the world Alisha Keys could be
I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee

Feel like my soul is beginning to expand
Look into my heart and you will sort of understand
You brought me here, now you're trying to run me away
The writing's on the wall, come read it, come see what it say

Thunder on the mountain, rolling like a drum
Gonna sleep over there, that's where the music coming from
I don't need any guide, I already know the way
Remember this, I'm your servant both night and day

The pistols are poppin' and the power is down
I'd like to try somethin' but I'm so far from town
The sun keeps shinin' and the North Wind keeps picking up speed
Gonna forget about myself for a while, gonna go out and see what others need

I've been sitting down studying the art of love
I think it will fit me like a glove
I want some real good woman to do just what I say
Everybody got to wonder what's the matter with this cruel world today

Thunder on the mountain rolling to the ground
Gonna get up in the morning walk the hard road down
Some sweet day I'll stand beside my king
I wouldn't betray your love or any other thing

Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitches
I'll recruit my army from the orphanages
I been to St. Herman's church and I've said my religious vows
I've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows

I got the porkchops, she got the pie
She ain't no angel and neither am I
Shame on your greed, shame on your wicked schemes
I'll say this, I don't give a damn about your dreams

Thunder on the mountain heavy as can be
Mean old twister bearing down on me
All the ladies of Washington scrambling to get out of town
Looks like something bad gonna happen, better roll your airplane down

Everybody's going and I want to go too
Don't wanna take a chance with somebody new
I did all I could and I did it right there and then
I've already confessed – no need to confess again

Gonna make a lot of money, gonna go up north
I'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forth
The hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelf
For the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself

apple bottom suckling tree

great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?

haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something

he's right tho

hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off

he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc

oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?

"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.

cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks

Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?

Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.

And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.

(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)

ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc

"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse

srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great

You'd flip out for being served ham.

im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass

You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.

understanding who needs sb too

You're understanding who needs sb too.

it is u

It is me.

cool glad were clear on all that.

http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/5/i/H/-/-/ham.jpg

holiday treat

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg

Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.

http://i49.tinypic.com/6fscw1.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/2i9ia20.jpg

kid's got the right attitude

surely we cherish the ladies

~this~ guy

aw someone posted feral boy from Road Warrior! Love that kid!

you guys see the ass on that one? yeaw!

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow?id=6735896

yay

where for art that