what does my dream mean?

u will

i dreamt i watched an old commercial where henry winkler ate folgers crystals with a spoon and said it kept up his erection. what does my dream mean?

u need to get laid

coffee is good for u lots of antioxidents

i dreamt i watched an old commercial where henry winkler ate folgers crystals with a spoon and said it kept up his erection. what does my dream mean?

the administration has authorized a covert war in iran probably

i had a dream that i was at some kind of work/schoolish place and there was some secret affair going on and someone was knocked up and i don't remember who... my boss (who was the guy in the affair) asked me to get the code for the treadmill to give to our department (almost like how you need a code for the copier in some offices) and when i was doing that the nurse, whose office housed the treadmill, started giving me some fitness tests. they were impressed with my treadmill skills and she took my blood pressure 3 times and it was really low (i don't know why i remember but it was like 84/39 which would make you dead, right?). what does my dream mean?

had a dream about the supreme court. one of the attorneys cried in her argument and they adjourned to try again tomorrow. the justices were wearing sweatpants and white tshirts under their robes. justice scalia was really unethical because he was working on one of the cases and wouldn't recuse himself.

i also dreamt the other night that i was at a bar and there was a special event wherein *my landlord* was being given an award for his great writing

my dead great-grandparents keep visiting me in my dreams, including my dad's dad's mom who would be like 130 years old if still alive. am I gonna die soon?

(wait, more like 125 years old. you get the idea though)

oh also I dreamt I went camping with a bunch of burly, bearded men. I was cooking breakfast on a kerosene stove when I accidentally stuck my hand into the open flame. surprisingly it didn't hurt a bit, even when I touched the flame a few more times to test my luck. I called the bearded guys to my side and demonstrated my amazing fire-touching ability. they weren't impressed: all they did was laugh at me. one of the guys pointed out that the temperature of the stove was on low, so the flame wasn't hot enough to burn anyone in the first place. he started mocking me, like, "what, did you think you were a superhero or something?" I was soooooo humiliated!

i dreamt i rented a cheap motel room in my home town. the room was full of frogs. what does my dream mean

were the frogs ribbiting? this is important.

To see a hotel in your dream, signifies a new state of mind or a shift in personal identity. You are undergoing some sort of transition and need to move away from your old habits and old way of thinking. You need to temporarily escape from your daily life. Alternatively, the dream may imply a loss in your personal identity.

To see a frog in your dream, represents a potential for change or something unexpected. The frog may be a prince in disguise and thus, signify transformation. Alternatively, the frog symbolizes uncleanness, fertility, or rebirth.

To hear the sounds of a frog in your dream, indicates that you have not accomplished what you wanted.

it is clear that your travels are causing you to re-evaluate your self. you are in unfamiliar places that make you question your self, your goals, your purpose, identity, place, etc. the fact that the cheap motel was from home is maybe clinging to some sense of security, but the frogs compel you to continue on this path of discovery and renewal.

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(they were silent)

maybe u just need a shower, i dunno.

i hate when my travels cause me to re-evaluate my self!

i think it's the nature of traveling! maybe you should not travel.

i dreamt yesterday morning that a large black dog was at my bedside. it was really hyper and wanted to play and i was annoyed. i was trying to figure out how it got into my apartment and i found that my door was falling off its hinges. the door was also soft. i made the dog go out and tried to fix it but two more dogs came in! they were all coming from my upstairs neighbor's apartment. i told him it was his responsibility to fix it because his dogs were coming into my apartment, so he tried to help me, but i was holding the door awkwardly, making it impossible for him. i was holding it that way because i was naked and didn't want him to find out.

i also dreamt that i bought an iphone but they gave me a blackberry and i didn't realize until i got home. at that point i was like oh who cares, same thing, so i used it even before i had a plan! i was using the internet everywhere i went. but i didn't really like having it because i wanted to stop using the internet in public.

i dreamt that i was in a giant house in like poland or some weird european country, drinking with some friends from high school. then my old roommate came and we were talking about going somewhere but then jergins showed up! and he had this crazy jimmy levine hair but thinner and i said 'you don't look as tan as your blog led me to believe after all that time in fiji!' and then we decided to go somewhere and i found a bike but it was kind of broken down and this other tall guy joined us as we went shopping for disguises and got these hilarious giant plaid wool coats and a bunch of trinkets and a pizza at a shop and they gave us a big discount. then we all met up with my little sister to go to san tropez but then some girl said 'hey that's my mom's bike' so jergins and i had to go take the bike from inside and give it to her and then find the other bike i'd found that was kind of shitty and put it in storage and then we embarked on our journey, which involved hookers running up to the truck we were in (lol!) as we drove up a big hilly onramp and then i woke up.

apparently interpreting jergins' dreams puts him in my dream but i don't know about the rest of it.

i dreamt i was playing soccer and i full-on kicked my wife irl

haha yeah i think the wool coats part was because it was cold in my room.

I never remember my dreams - what does this mean?

you are going to die.

:(

don't blame me, it's that finicky freud :(

in 70 years u forgot to say

"forgot"

I freamt that a middle-aged Mary Bell moved next door to me. she was required by law to reveal her identity to her neighbors, which she did by showing up at my door with a packet of newspaper clippings detailing her crimes. her new name was Marilyn, and she invited me to a bbq, provided that I didn't bring any kids along. I declined.

i dreamt i was going back to school to retake all the computer sciences (i only took computer science I irl and hated it). i was learning java. i felt like i forgot how to read just before the class started.

i also dreamt i was at a bar owned by danish ppl and their beer taps weren't working so i had to have something else and i asked the guy do you guys have rum and he got really angry and said NO so i said what else do you have and the danish lady said here, try this. it was some alcohol made of butter (those crazy danes!). it was also 13% abv but she said i had to drink the entire bottle so i did.

and i dreamt i was going to get a phd in something. not french but something similar.

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i dreamt i was walking by some houses and al franken was on his front lawn playing badminton with his family. he had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and was wearing a bathrobe. i said "hey senator al franken" and waved and he waved back at me.

not just a cigarette, according to Freud.

that makes a lot of sense, unregistered

i dreamed i was on a quick connecting flight from atlanta to greenville and it was this super fancy luxury plane, but the pilot kept circling or taking off and then landing again. finally, he tried to take off from a highway onramp and ended up nose-diving into the water. we were ok, and i kept trying to dive down to save belongings from sinking, especially my computer and something that was my sister's that i can't remember now. i was afraid if someone else stole my computer they would find something i was trying to hide? it was weird.

sounds like my plane dream kinda

also i saw jaq and mr. jaq at the airport! i think they were on my plane, too. but not after the crash.

i dreamt i was pregnant...with kittens

it means you should consider a cat.

What does it mean when my family and I are hanging out with Vladimir Putin at a bookstore with 5 foot high ceilings, and my brother keeps covering all the books on Marxism so that he won't get upset?

it means trouble ime

it means capitalism has won and also there were gloryholes in that bookstore, u missed em

i dreamt i had four dogs and a baby goat in my apartment what does it mean

It means you are ready to start a family. Good luck.

Dr. Freud :-)

i dreamt my grandma gave me a teddy bear molded from gold chain mail

you can double the number of weird dreams you remember by setting 2 alarms, one 90 minutes before you wake up, one to wake up for good. i made this up myself but i am sure it is confirmed by science. it is also easier to wake up at your intended time because it will be the end of a sleep cycle imho

i think that's probably true bc i hit snooze a lot and i tend to remember the stuff right before i get up most.

not quite the same but...

i have had 3 dreams about the stray cat that my mom adopted that is now missing. in one of them his ear fell off! in last night's, he came home and we fed him and it was <3. i think he is gone forever after he got sonned in a turf beef w/ another cat :(